Instant cunt identifiers

[Strontium]

51 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Anyone who says "methinks"

 

A quick forum search reveals that's an awful lot of us.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Anyone who says "methinks" or uses mumsnet acronyms like DH (Darling Hubby). 

Kurtz calling out Shakespeare (methinks) 

[sir roger]

Odds bodkins , whatever next.

[MOGLET]

Calling everyone on a site a wanker for saying Keita is shite, then saying its all Klopps fault and Keita still needs more time.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

33 minutes ago, MOGLET said:

Calling everyone on a site a wanker for saying Keita is shite, then saying its all Klopps fault and Keita still needs more time.

 

Negged, take that melty shite away to the ff. This is the very reason for the rule, to stop the boiling hot piss from spilling over into this sanctuary.

 

We have our own boiling hot piss here, except its not football flavoured.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, MOGLET said:

Calling everyone on a site a wanker for saying Keita is shite, then saying its all Klopps fault and Keita still needs more time.

Negged.

 

[Tony Moanero]

47 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Negged, take that melty shite away to the ff. This is the very reason for the rule, to stop the boiling hot piss from spilling over into this sanctuary.

 

We have our own boiling hot piss here, except its not ******** flavoured.

Negged for using the F-word.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Negged for using the F-word.

 

That was a test. Repped for paying attention.

 

*whistles.gif*

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

That was a test. Repped for paying attention.

 

*whistles.gif*

Negged for trying to use a smiley 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Negged for trying to use a smiley 

 

Negged for not knowing the difference between a gif and smiley

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Negged for not knowing the difference between a gif and smiley

You revenge negging bastard, wouldn't what you posted have brought up a little yellow whistling face 15 years ago? 

[alles ist gut]

5 hours ago, sir roger said:

Odds bodkins , whatever next.

[Preston Red]

13 hours ago, John102 said:

People who triumphantly declare they have returned from 'Facebook jail' 

Usually been banned for being a bad racist prick but to them it's "freedom of speech...carnt do nuffin anemoor"

[General Dryness]

12 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

People who use the phrase "winner, winner, chicken dinner".

See also "mental mental chicken oriental", "on it like a car bonnet" and "get in the sea".

[Dr Nowt]

21 hours ago, alles ist gut said:

You’re looking well atm @rubble-rouser.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 20/03/2021 at 13:29, YorkshireRed said:

We had one of these in Wakefield. They even made a documentary about him which can be found on YouTube.. The guy was a rated heavyweight boxer and not without some intelligence and charisma but also a complete cunt. Ended up homeless and died younger than he should. If you ran into him it would either go badly or very badly.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Sykes_(boxer)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seen that clip posted before. Not sure if it was on here or elsewhere but the phrase “the most Yorkshire man ever” was posted alongside it. Thought to myself that it didn’t reflect very well on the rest of you. 

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who books tables in a restaurant then doesn't bother showing up without telling the place. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Anyone who books tables in a restaurant then doesn't bother showing up without telling the place. 

Vermin. My friend and her fella run a restaurant in Southsea and last year after the lockdown was lifted they were fully booked most nights yet half the people wouldn't turn up so they were just losing money night after night. 

[YorkshireRed]

People who put the clean knives, forks and spoons back in the wrong order, or worse all mixed together, in the cutlery tray. 
 

Even bigger cunts are those that continue to cohabitate with them, instead of murdering them with a knife found in the fork section and feeding their corpse to the dog. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

46 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

People who put the clean knives, forks and spoons back in the wrong order, or worse all mixed together, in the cutlery tray. 
 

Even bigger cunts are those that continue to cohabitate with them, instead of murdering them with a knife found in the fork section and feeding their corpse to the dog. 

Problem solved

[A Red]

On the 6 o'clock news tonight an elderly couple whinging that there were too many people in Nottingham city centre whilst stood in Nottingham city centre

[Jairzinho]

4 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Problem solved

Swiss Army Nonce.

[Section_31]

5 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Anyone who books tables in a restaurant then doesn't bother showing up without telling the place. 

Can't top this. The epitome of scruff behavior, yet half were probably driving Range Rovers and wearing EMPORIO!!!! T-shirts.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/restaurant-loses-1000-after-50-17390676

[Harry Squatter]

11 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Can't top this. The epitome of scruff behavior, yet half were probably driving Range Rovers and wearing EMPORIO!!!! T-shirts.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/restaurant-loses-1000-after-50-17390676

They probably think they are cleverer than anyone else and the people who went back to pay weren't as savvy or streetwise as them.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

25 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Swiss Army Nonce.

The side is a useful phile.