Lamebook

[Guest The Chimp]

Another Star Wars related one.

 

[Anubis]

Have to love Cameron's first post on this one.

 

 

[Unrighteous]

That's an epic one. Wow.

[stevebaby]

[odris]

Some of them are fake, like that date one, there is no way that is real.

[Hand Shandy]

Hmmm, lets think - let one girl think I'm an asshole, or tell everyone on Facebook I shat myself?

 

If real (which I, like odris, seriously doubt), that's a story you just don't share.

[stevebaby]

Has to be a fake, but I laughed anyway.

[Unrighteous]

awesome shart story

[Ezekiel 25:17]

This might be my favourite ever, from Cains Blind date last week:

[Trumo]

Those last few are awesome.

[23_Carra_Gold]

This is not Lamebook exactly but...

 

This Tila Tequila bird is 'famous' in America like Amanda Harrington or Jodie Marsh are 'famous' over here. But to make her acceptable to society she was blessed with the huge gift of being a complete fucking physco. Here is a line from her enormous bio on her own website...

 

'Then was I was 17 I got pregnant and my boyfriend at the time hit me in the stomach with a hammer & I got a miscarriage......It makes me cry'

 

If anybody wants to read through this emotionally disturbed and pretty tragic life story for more of those gems then feel free.

 

Yep...

[Unrighteous]

Hahahaha! "hit me in the stomach with a hammer" jesus christ.

[RedinSweden]

Have to love Cameron's first post on this one.

 

 

 

I like the sound of Jade.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

[Ezekiel 25:17]

One for the chef....

 

 

[AL66GOLF]

This might be my favourite ever, from Cains Blind date last week:

 

There is just no recovering from that!

[23_Carra_Gold]

Hahahaha! "hit me in the stomach with a hammer" jesus christ.

 

Her life is like a living Lamebook

[Trumo]

 

She was quite possibly so fit that on first sight, he couldn't help spill her drink, hold his load or breathe properly.

[Carradona]

One for the chef....

 

 

 

Wht the fuck is going on here?

[RJ Fan club]

 

 

[Wor Horse]

That shart one is an old Ricky Gervais joke about a Job Interview and being on a train.

 

And his is probably second hand....

[redheart]

The shit and sweater gag actually belongs to Spike Milligan and I first heard it in the 80s

[JohnnyH]

 

That made me laugh.

[Joe Le Taxi]

[James Dean]

:wow: