The world of a woman.

[Trumo]

You should just say it's to do with May's backstop and let her tell all and sundry via email.

[Mook]

A couple of other belters from her this morning...

 

"I'm tired to the back teeth of these systems."

 

"Doing it the old way was straighter forward."

[tokyojoe]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

A couple of other belters from her this morning...

 

"I'm tired to the back teeth of these systems."

 

"Doing it the old way was straighter forward."

You'll really miss her when you go Mark.

[Dougie Do'ins]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

We've taken on a new client up here & my boss was just on the phone asking why we (in Edinburgh) should be taking on a Belfast based client over the London office, she actually said, "It's not as if Edinburgh is any closer.".

 

Obviously we all know Edinburgh is closer but to be sure, I've just checked exactly how much closer (as the crow flies):-

 

Edinburgh to Belfast - 229 miles

London to Belfast - 528 miles

 

Idiot.

 

 

TLW just won't be the same once you leave there.  Any chance you could reconsider  ?

[Mook]

13 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

TLW just won't be the same once you leave there.  Any chance you could reconsider  ?

If Katy Perry gets a job in here in the next nine days, I'll think about it.

[Pureblood]

1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

TLW just won't be the same once you leave there.  Any chance you could reconsider  ?

I'm going to apply for Mook's job.

[Harry Squatter]

So one Prime minister acts quickly which means all women are great and sort things out. 

 

Obviously the woman who put this together has never heard of Theresa May. 

[Mudface]

6 days and the killing of 50 people.

[moof]

really

[Jairzinho]

On 14/03/2019 at 23:40, Doctor Troy said:

On a similar theme. She recently did a one month trial of Amazon prime and is now sending me messages every day with Amazon links for various bits of utter tat.

 

"What about these 15 lanterns for the patio? Only 27 euros"

 

I mean, how do you respond to this without just lobbing her clothes into a skip and changing the locks?

 

Not she quite understands only the fucking postage is free.

 

[Mook]

My boss is complaining about the boy playing bagpipes outside our office this morning...

 

"The pipes are quieter than they were yesterday, does this mean that all bagpipes aren't the same?"

 

For a start, the windows were open yesterday & are currently closed. Also, are all guitars, saxophones or drum kits the same? No, so why would all bagpipes be the same you fucking moron. Only two more days left of listening to this pish.

[Remmie]

I hope she gives us one last pearler before you leave. Did you do the exit interview yet? 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I hope she gives us one last pearler before you leave. Did you do the exit interview yet? 

That will consist of Mook launching his boss from a third floor window.

[Mook]

7 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I hope she gives us one last pearler before you leave. Did you do the exit interview yet? 

Aye, it was just an online survey thing, I gave it both barrels about a few things I've not been happy about including her. One of the questions was 'Do you feel your line manager has been a positive role model?' & I selected 'Strongly disagree'.

[Captain Turdseye]

When I met Mrs Turdseye she had a shit tattoo on her wrist to try and cover another shit tattoo that she’d had there of her ex’s name. Over the years she’s wasted fucking loads of money on laser removal which didn’t work before eventually getting a less shit tattoo to cover it up completely. I’ve mocked her often and mercilessly about how ridiculous it is to get someone’s name tattooed on you. If it’s your kid, it’s understandable. Otherwise it’s obviously a stupid thing to do. She should know that better than anyone. 

 

She’s got a new mate and the boyfriend of said mate is a tattoo artist apparently. Well you know where I’m going with this...

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

My boss is complaining about the boy playing bagpipes outside our office this morning...

 

"The pipes are quieter than they were yesterday, does this mean that all bagpipes aren't the same?"

 

For a start, the windows were open yesterday & are currently closed. Also, are all guitars, saxophones or drum kits the same? No, so why would all bagpipes be the same you fucking moron. Only two more days left of listening to this pish.

Get an audio recorder on yer phone and stick it on record for yer last 2 days. We need to hear the full majesty of her glorious idiocy in audio at least once.

[Jose Jones]

12 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

When I met Mrs Turdseye she had a shit tattoo on her wrist to try and cover another shit tattoo that she’d had there of her ex’s name. Over the years she’s wasted fucking loads of money on laser removal which didn’t work before eventually getting a less shit tattoo to cover it up completely. I’ve mocked her often and mercilessly about how ridiculous it is to get someone’s name tattooed on you. If it’s your kid, it’s understandable. Otherwise it’s obviously a stupid thing to do. She should know that better than anyone. 

 

She’s got a new mate and the boyfriend of said mate is a tattoo artist apparently. Well you know where I’m going with this...

Your Turdseye avatar tattooed on her arse?

[Trumo]

51 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

When I met Mrs Turdseye she had a shit tattoo on her wrist to try and cover another shit tattoo that she’d had there of her ex’s name. Over the years she’s wasted fucking loads of money on laser removal which didn’t work before eventually getting a less shit tattoo to cover it up completely. I’ve mocked her often and mercilessly about how ridiculous it is to get someone’s name tattooed on you. If it’s your kid, it’s understandable. Otherwise it’s obviously a stupid thing to do. She should know that better than anyone. 

 

She’s got a new mate and the boyfriend of said mate is a tattoo artist apparently. Well you know where I’m going with this...

 

Tell him to tattoo your face onto her face. That'll learn her.

[TheBitch]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

When I met Mrs Turdseye she had a shit tattoo on her wrist to try and cover another shit tattoo that she’d had there of her ex’s name. Over the years she’s wasted fucking loads of money on laser removal which didn’t work before eventually getting a less shit tattoo to cover it up completely. I’ve mocked her often and mercilessly about how ridiculous it is to get someone’s name tattooed on you. If it’s your kid, it’s understandable. Otherwise it’s obviously a stupid thing to do. She should know that better than anyone. 

 

She’s got a new mate and the boyfriend of said mate is a tattoo artist apparently. Well you know where I’m going with this...

You're getting her name tattooed on your wrist aren't you?

[Josef Svejk]

3 hours ago, Mook said:

My boss is complaining about the boy playing bagpipes outside our office this morning...

 

"The pipes are quieter than they were yesterday, does this mean that all bagpipes aren't the same?"

 

For a start, the windows were open yesterday & are currently closed. Also, are all guitars, saxophones or drum kits the same? No, so why would all bagpipes be the same you fucking moron. Only two more days left of listening to this pish.

Essentially, they are all the same. Sources of aural misery.

[Mook]

21 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

Essentially, they are all the same. Sources of aural misery.

You don't have to tell me that, I have to listen to this cunt going through Scotland the Brave, Amazing Grace & Flower of Scotland on repeat for 3hrs every day & I absolutely detest the sound of bagpipes.

 

The piper is currently rivalling my boss as a good reason to get out of this place.

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

You don't have to tell me that, I have to listen to this cunt going through Scotland the Brave, Amazing Grace & Flower of Scotland on repeat for 3hrs every day & I absolutely detest the sound of bagpipes.

 

The piper is currently rivalling my boss as a good reason to get out of this place.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

She’s got a mate staying for the weekend. This girl is like something out of TOWIE. Loud, annoying and thick as fuck. I lasted ten minutes before escaping upstairs to the bedroom. Now I know how Tokyo Joe felt when he got banished upstairs over Christmas. 

 

Thankfully they’re gonna be out most of the day tomorrow but I’m already counting down the minutes until Sunday. 

[Josef Svejk]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

She’s got a mate staying for the weekend. This girl is like something out of TOWIE. Loud, annoying and thick as fuck. I lasted ten minutes before escaping upstairs to the bedroom. Now I know how Tokyo Joe felt when he got banished upstairs over Christmas. 

 

Thankfully they’re gonna be out most of the day tomorrow but I’m already counting down the minutes until Sunday. 

Three.

 

Some.

[Dougie Do'ins]

So is it Mooks last day in his job ? If so what pearl of wisdom did she write in your leaving card ?