What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[TheHowieLama]

Hopefully this is the first step to the ultimate removal from any breakfast:

 

Major brands deny 'shrinkflation' as Heinz says reducing the number of beans in a tin doesn't count

No additional measures are needed to make it clear that smaller amounts are being sold because changes are already "completely transparent" and listed on the company website, one boss said.

https://news.sky.com/story/major-brands-deny-shrinkflation-as-heinz-says-reducing-the-number-of-beans-in-a-tin-doesnt-count-13098190

[Barrington Womble]

8 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Hopefully this is the first step to the ultimate removal from any breakfast:

 

Major brands deny 'shrinkflation' as Heinz says reducing the number of beans in a tin doesn't count

No additional measures are needed to make it clear that smaller amounts are being sold because changes are already "completely transparent" and listed on the company website, one boss said.

https://news.sky.com/story/major-brands-deny-shrinkflation-as-heinz-says-reducing-the-number-of-beans-in-a-tin-doesnt-count-13098190

I had beans yesterday and was thinking it was too much juice. Now I know why. Cunts. 

[TheHowieLama]

On 02/10/2020 at 14:55, Tony Moanero said:

BEANZ

MEANZ

CUNTZ

 

 

 

[Mook]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Hopefully this is the first step to the ultimate removal from any breakfast:

 

Major brands deny 'shrinkflation' as Heinz says reducing the number of beans in a tin doesn't count

No additional measures are needed to make it clear that smaller amounts are being sold because changes are already "completely transparent" and listed on the company website, one boss said.

https://news.sky.com/story/major-brands-deny-shrinkflation-as-heinz-says-reducing-the-number-of-beans-in-a-tin-doesnt-count-13098190

 

Worth remembering this is a pro-bean forum.

 

Personally, if there are less beans in a tin, I'll use two tins. Fuck it.

[Trumo]

4 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Hopefully this is the first step to the ultimate removal from any breakfast:

 

Major brands deny 'shrinkflation' as Heinz says reducing the number of beans in a tin doesn't count

No additional measures are needed to make it clear that smaller amounts are being sold because changes are already "completely transparent" and listed on the company website, one boss said.

https://news.sky.com/story/major-brands-deny-shrinkflation-as-heinz-says-reducing-the-number-of-beans-in-a-tin-doesnt-count-13098190

 

Get Josh Widdicombe to check.

[Pidge]

4 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Hopefully this is the first step to the ultimate removal from any breakfast:

 

Major brands deny 'shrinkflation' as Heinz says reducing the number of beans in a tin doesn't count

No additional measures are needed to make it clear that smaller amounts are being sold because changes are already "completely transparent" and listed on the company website, one boss said.

https://news.sky.com/story/major-brands-deny-shrinkflation-as-heinz-says-reducing-the-number-of-beans-in-a-tin-doesnt-count-13098190

 

Branston was always better anyway.

[lifetime fan]

Add a nob of butter and cook then low and slow on the hob and they’ll be grand. 
 

It’s these microwave using cafe cunts you need to be worried about. 

[cloggypop]

A man that doesn't eat eggs, no matter their other culinary magnificence, has no place on this thread. 

 

 

 

 

[cloggypop]

Even if he is right about the beans. 

[Curly]

On 25/03/2024 at 20:50, TheBitch said:

The Copper Still. Edinburgh. £14. 
 

It was tremendous, got a bonus black pudding from Mrs TheBitch plate but the green shit was totally unnecessary. 
 

Lots looks good about this, but a seeded batch as the toast CAN FUCK OFF!

[Curly]

On 23/03/2024 at 14:12, Captain Willard said:

Today’s breakfast. No beans. 

So close to being good, but it looks fucking horrible. Decent looking sausages either half cooked or wrinkled like under a heat lamp. 
 

BROWN TOAST CAN FUCK OFF.

 

Spaffy egg.

 

Bacon looks good though.

[Curly]

On 24/03/2024 at 10:20, Barrington Womble said:

My 2nd post in a couple of days. I was running my daughter round this morning and needed to wait till aintree retail park was open before going home, so thought I'd find a new fry up. So I ended up in Bernie's Too in Maghull. It was great value and really tasty. The breakfast below was £6.50 including toast and bottomless tea/coffee. They threw on an extra sausage because I didn't want fungus and tomatoes (the tomatoes were tinned, I can be doing with them on a fry up). The 2 slices of Ulster was extra. The only complaints really were the broken yoke and the toast could have been toasted, but that seems a complaint everywhere at the moment. 7.5/10. 

 

 

It was good of them to suck the yoke out of the egg before serving it to you

[Curly]

On 25/03/2024 at 13:52, Spy Bee said:

This was every fucking bit as bad as it looks!

That looks like it was delivered, which shows how shite it must be if it wasn’t.

[Bjornebye]

The Quarter, Falkner St off Hope St 

 

8/10. 

[Captain Willard]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The Quarter, Falkner St off Hope St 

 

8/10. 

Oh my. That piss tea. Those sausages, the avocado on toast. At least there’s no beans. 

[Captain Willard]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The Quarter, Falkner St off Hope St 

 

8/10. 

Oh my. That piss tea. Those sausages, the avocado on toast. At least there’s no beans. 

[TheHowieLama]

Assuming that is a mimosa and a bloody marie.

 

A consolation of sorts. The bacon looks AI, too pink and the texture looks like it was stamped onto it, or that was just wear the fella stepped on it.

The sausage shedding it's skin is a nice touch though.

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Oh my. That piss tea. Those sausages, the avocado on toast. At least there’s no beans. 

Its green tea 

 

17 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Assuming that is a mimosa and a bloody marie.

 

A consolation of sorts. The bacon looks AI, too pink and the texture looks like it was stamped onto it, or that was just wear the fella stepped on it.

The sausage shedding it's skin is a nice touch though.

 

 

 

The bacon was the only let down. Sausages were actually nice. Black pudding was immense. And yes correct on the drinks. Big meeting this morning and she’s been on a diet for months so she wants to let her hair down. Currently stood outside in Liverpool One waiting for her…… fuck sake 

[Jairzinho]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Its green tea 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Pidge]

[Pidge]

That... Mushroom (?)... looks like it's been used to clean the wheel arches of the pot boy's Citroen zx before they remembered it was meant to be food.

[Jairzinho]

It looks like a piece of steak fried for a week and a half.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Jairzinho said:

It looks like a piece of steak fried for a week and a half.

It looks like the bacon posted a few breakfasts ago 

[Jairzinho]

"How would you like it done, sir?"

 

"Do you know Lifey off TLW?"

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The Quarter, Falkner St off Hope St 

 

8/10. 

It's been alright that if they'd remembered to cook the bacon. How much was that?