What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[mattyq]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Come at me 

 

 

Eggs & Bacon look great and the lack of beans even more so.

The elephant in the room is the worrying lack of sausages and the, frankly, bizarre plate

[TheHowieLama]

13 minutes ago, Pidge said:

I made some world class scrambled eggs earlier. A much maligned form, because people overcook them.

Agreed, done correctly they are very - if you are feeling frisky add a dash of soy sauce.

8 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Runny scrambled eggs are horrid.

There is no such thing as runny, that would be underdone by a cook with the heat too high.

Creamy, soft scrambled are proper, doen slow over a low heat - see Jacques Pepin's.

[Pidge]

14 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Runny scrambled eggs are horrid.

Yeah, they shouldn't be runny, but the should still have some moisture (obv best with butter). Not really any wetter than a fried egg (just the yolk and butter emulsified makes the texture creamier).

[Bjornebye]

Properly done scrambled eggs (just eggs and butter with some black pepper) in a pan is the king of the egg. All eggs are amazing though. Eggs. 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Agreed, done correctly they are very - if you are feeling frisky add a dash of soy sauce.

There is no such thing as runny, that would be underdone by a cook with the heat too high.

Creamy, soft scrambled are proper, doen slow over a low heat - see Jacques Pepin's.

Unfortunately, there is such a thing. Loads of eateries make runny scrambled eggs. Pretentious, overpriced places that make a living from reinventing the wheel, serving food on pieces of slate, etc.

[Trumo]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Properly done scrambled eggs (just eggs and butter with some black pepper) in a pan is the king of the egg. All eggs are amazing though. Eggs.

 

 

Even century eggs?

[Anubis]

Scrambled eggs via the ban marie method. With a splash of cream in them.

 

Nice poached eggs, Stig. But the rest of it....

[Pidge]

31 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Properly done scrambled eggs (just eggs and butter with some black pepper) in a pan is the king of the egg. All eggs are amazing though. Eggs. 

 

 

*nods*

 

Eggs.

[TheHowieLama]

54 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Unfortunately, there is such a thing. Loads of eateries make runny scrambled eggs. Pretentious, overpriced places that make a living from reinventing the wheel, serving food on pieces of slate, etc.

You should try some other places.

 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Come at me 

 

 

Toaster broken? No black pudding? No sausage? Possibly balanced by the absence of beans.

As we used to say at school playing knock about  f***ý, half way for boys.

[TheHowieLama]

Not just butter - @Anubis is right - add a bit (touch, lashing) of cream at the end - settles the heat down and does the magic. Impossible to be runny if done properly.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

You should try some other places.

 

 

Haha. This country is awash with them.

[Remmie]

7 hours ago, Anubis said:

Scrambled eggs via the ban marie method. With a splash of cream in them.

 

Nice poached eggs, Stig. But the rest of it....

I like to lash in some finely grated extra mature chedder and put it on some heavily buttered and toasted tiger bread.

 

Food boner.

[Remmie]

10 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Come at me 

 

 

Why have you got sandwiches on there instead of toast? 

 

Hash browns are dickheads.

 

Mushrooms look good, don't agree with poached eggs on a breakfast but they look nice. 

 

Could have done with cleaning the pan before you cooked the tomato in it.

[Chip Butty]

A  Vegetarian offering, for your consideration.

[Bjornebye]

Fuck off 

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fuck off 

x2

[Mudface]

Jesus fucking Christ.

[Chip Butty]

Do I get a prize for 3 consecutive fuck's, in a row? 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Angies Cafe warbrek Moor

 

£7 with warm bread and tea

 

9/10 smashed the lot

[Trumo]

Beans, tinned tomatoes, ketchup and HP sauce? Dirty Den divorced Angie for less than that!

[PestiRed]

Who serves chopped tomatoes on a breakfast plate? Dirty beaners, that’s who

 

I’m also curious as to how they turned the fat on the bacon to charcoal whilst failing to cook the meat

[mgw100]

I agree that tinned chopped tomatoes are wrong but that still looks like it would be good to eat. 

[KMD7]

Absolutely nothing wrong with tinned tomatoes on a fry up you heathens.

[Tony Moanero]

8 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Absolutely nothing wrong with tinned tomatoes on a fry up you heathens.

Has to be tinned whole tomatoes. Tinned chopped tomatoes are just mush.