The drunk thread.

[VladimirIlyich]

You never seem to guess how posters look in real life.

[Mook]

I always think people will look like their avatar (not that I look like Jack Nicholson) so Pistonbroke's picture has come as something of a shock.

[Captain Turdseye]

Pistonbroke looks about ten years younger there than he does in his Facebook profile picture.

 

What's the secret, Gordon? Have you stumbled upon the fountain of youth?

[Bjornebye]

I always think people will look like their avatar (not that I look like Jack Nicholson) so Pistonbroke's picture has come as something of a shock.

 

 

If I ever meet Bobby Hundreds and he isn't Eisntein i'll shit. 

[Jairzinho]

I do actually look remarkably like Ragnar Klavan. 

[cloggypop]

I look exactly the same as a tube of Purple Aki Muscle Rub

[Elite]

I look like a cartoon boy. Even champ said I did.

[Alan Sex]

Erm......

[Captain Turdseye]

I do wear a Christmas hat all year round.

[Alan Sex]

I do wear a Christmas hat all year round.

But not on his head.

[Bjornebye]

I tell people to fuck off hourly. 

[Alan Sex]

I tell people to fuck off hourly.

 

You can fuck off hourly.

 

 

 

Said Stig.

[Bjornebye]

You can fuck off hourly.

 

 

 

Said Stig.

 

 

Perv 

[Kevin D]

I have been having loads of trouble recently getting to sleep, after a drink.

 

Any help?

[Alan Sex]

Perv

 

Hourly.

[Alan Sex]

I have been having loads of trouble recently getting to sleep, after a drink.

Any help?

Don't mix with Red Bull?

[Elite]

I have been having loads of trouble recently getting to sleep, after a drink.

 

Any help?

Drink more

[Captain Turdseye]

I have been having loads of trouble recently getting to sleep, after a drink.

 

Any help?

[s(k)aturation]

Don't drink.

 

But that makes being awake a bit shit.

[Bjornebye]

Don't drink.

 

But that makes being awake a bit shit.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Had a reunion in Bielefeld with a load of people who I served with in the 80's, one lad flew in from Oklahoma, that's fucking impressive. 7:30am I staggered home, missus was a bit pissed off but hey ho. Out again in 2 hours, although she'Äs coming along with other wives, just as well we let our grey hair down last night. Suffering like fuck atm like.

 

Sat with the George Clooney lookalike. I'm the good looking bastard with the blue T-shirt on.

 

Spot the guy with the shithouse AIDS.

'One of these people is not like the other..'

[littletedwest]

Don't mix with Red Bull?

Remember going Portugal when I was 20 and having four hours sleep. Next night all I drank was vodka redbull to keep me up my heart was out my chest couldn't sleep when I went bed. Even good quality coke didn't do that to me

[Jairzinho]

My word.

[Kevin D]

Nobody has found themselves in a position, where natural drunken sleep, has just kind of stopped?

[s(k)aturation]

Nobody has found themselves in a position, where natural drunken sleep, has just kind of stopped?

 

 

Alcohol is a stimulant.  When you are pissed, you are more passed out than asleep.

 

You're "asleep" but bits of your physicality are still stimulated and stimulating, fighting against the "sleep".

 

My psychologist suggested to me that sleeping pills act in a similar fashion - putting you to sleep, but not really.  Her view is that it's a reasonably insidious intention to hook people on them.