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Cat Pics


Alan Sex
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Paid £48 to take the wife and 2 step daughters to the cat cafe in Manchester this month. Also don't suppose anyone wants one or 2 15 week old cats. We have 5 cats in total and it's just too much.

We dont need one because somone round ours has got themselves a cat which is very happy to walk into the house and make itself at home.

 

Cheeky little fucker sits on the wall by the kitchen watching you as well.

 

Infact there are about 3 round the back of the house although only the black and white tom cat is ballsy enough to go into the house but the 3 of the combined run amock in the entry.

 

Parts of the back ally stink of cat shit as well.

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it's been hot here of late - was taking a shower downstairs and when I came out to grab a towel from the shelf, one of the cats was quietly sleeping on the entire stack of six towels.

 

I tried to do the tablecloth trick, but the look on his face said otherwise.

 

Had to walk upstairs soaking wet / totally naked and grab a towel from the upstairs bathroom,

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I had a dream last night that my cat died, it was fucking horrible & I did a Willem Dafoe, Platoon reaction in front of a massive crowd of people.

 

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Thankfully I got up this morning & he was mooching about from some scran, I've never been so pleased to see the big twat.

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