Today's Football

[Captain]

Arsene Wenger didn't see it, shock horror.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

I see twatface in flasher mac is at the scum game today.

[dalglish2rush]

come on the hammers ! i fancy them to get a draw today.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Thata one hell of a slap patch Giggs is getting on his head.

[billybonzo]

Thata one hell of a slap patch Giggs is getting on his head.

 

Don't fuck with the baldies punk

[The Infamous_LF]

Threw a tenner at Spam

 

Hopefully they can do it

[hamstrung]

Doing Ok West Ham. Had the best chances so far.

[Carradona]

Anything other than a United win will surprise me.

[King Emlyn]

Anything other than a United win will surprise me.

You won't be suprised.

[TheHitman]

Quite an open game West Ham look very composed on the ball playing with quite a high tempo and closing down really well I'm impressed.

[ReddOrDedd]

The Ammers look pretty solid. Carlton Cole was like shit off a shovel when he went through for his chance. Hate to agree with Gray, but he really should have just put his foot through it instead of that half-arsed chip. The thing that struck me about it, though, was the way he just left Ferdimong for dead.

[RedKnight]

A draw is the best I'm hoping for.

[hamstrung]

That Michelle chap is a bit rubbish

[chris71]

It's gone very quite here don't tell me the fucks have scored?

[MAC5]

Is Dean Ashton still alive?

[DJLJ]

It's gone very quite here don't tell me the fucks have scored?

 

0 - 0, halftime.

[James Dean]

Carlton Cole is pretty shit.

[ScottyT]

West Ham have got some really poor players. Noble and Di Michel are wank, and I presume Carlton Cole has only been picked for England as favour to Zola.

[chris71]

0 - 0, 1 min to go to halftime.

Phew! Thanks, don't want to stick the tv on because I just know the bastards will score with in a minute of doing so. Even at half time,the jammy cunts.

[gkmacca]

The united hype goes on. Van der Sar was often being described as a liability last season - now he's some kind of national treasure because he's had some clean sheets (when Pepe went ages without conceding it was more or less dismissed as irrelevant). And then Ronaldo: Lawler, Lindsay, Neal, Nicol et al - they wouldn't be fooled by 99% of his faffing about, because they focussed on the ball. Defenders are abysmal at defending against that kind of thing these days. It's like watching a very clever monkey toying with retarded monkeys.

[Guest simon]

If it stays like this i will be happy.

[gkmacca]

Oh christ, Redknapp is wearing a waistcoat. What a style guru he is. If this was 1972.

[chris71]

If it stays like this i will be happy.

 

Long way to go yet at least 53 mins including fergi time.

[gkmacca]

Now if this had been our game, Keys would have discussed at least five 'worrying' issues during the break, even if we'd been 2:0 up. For this match he's slouched back in his chair not really arsed about anything.

[ScottyT]

Redknapp - thick pretty boy.