Tennis

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 hour ago, Dr Nowt said:

That looks like whiplash to me. 

Worst case of elderly abuse I’ve seen since Kurtz pushed the nice old lady down a storm drain. 

[Scott_M]

She goes down like an absolute sack of shit. You’d think she’d been hit by a cannon ball.

[Dr Nowt]

7 hours ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

Worst case of elderly abuse I’ve seen since Kurtz pushed the nice old lady down a storm drain. 

 

[Anubis]

All that wall space to aim at and he sends it right back at the line judge at head height. He was going for a no-look intimidating close call but caught her instead. Hang him.

[Dr Nowt]

Richly ironic to see someone feigning injury against him in a grand slam, mind.

 

Karma Police stuff is that.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Truly pathetic that, she is no Meryl more Ellen.

[Captain Turdseye]

Hit her in the neck. 
 

SHE COULD HAVE DIED 

[Dr Nowt]

47 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Hit her in the neck. 
 

SHE COULD HAVE DIED 

Similar to when Van Persie came within a whisker of the grave.

[Stickman]

I know Benidorm isn't being filmed at the minute but fair play to Crissy Rock for not resting on her laurels

 

[Bjornebye]

She will milk that for all its worth. Expect Megan Rapinoe to release a statement calling him homohobic woman hating cunt and demanding she be allowed to receive all his years earnings because she has been offended by the whole incident herself. 

[redheart]

FFS sake that ball was tapped backwards.

 

She went down like a dying swan. Pathetica

[Remmie]

12 minutes ago, redheart said:

FFS sake that ball was tapped backwards.

 

She went down like a dying swan. Pathetica

I don't think Novak should have been disqualified but he is a professional tennis player, even an underarm swing will have serious venom in it and I reckon would smart if you got twatted in the throat 

[Bjornebye]

He wouldn't try it on with this cunt

 

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Goodbye Yellow-brick Road... 

[Bjornebye]

Benny and the Lets 

[Moo]

I love the US Open, absolutely my favourite Grand Slam, but for various reasons I've hardly watched any this year.  Then I read that Vika Azarenka beat Serena Williams in the semi final in an apparently brilliant match so I watched it on replay on Amazon Prime last night.  And it was fantastic, brilliant and brutal, the best women's match I have seen in probably 20 years so give it a watch if you have any interest.  

Williams played the best tennis I've ever seen her play but was bettered by Azarenka who lifted her game to another level particularly in the second set.

The lack of crowd was factor in the most positive of ways, both players were more focused and just fed off each other and you really felt (and heard) the intensity from both players as there was no crowd noise to drown it out, you could even hear Williams breathing in the later stages.

Brilliant stuff.

[Dr Nowt]

Men’s French Open final has started brilliantly in the first set.

 

Some exceptional tennis being played and a number of sublime rallies already. 

[3 Stacks]

Nadal will still be winning the French Open when he's like 50. 

[Dr Nowt]

5 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Nadal will still be winning the French Open when he's like 50. 

I think this one would be his finest of all, given time of year, heavier balls used and even the roof being put on today all makes him more vulnerable.

 

If anyone can wipe this first set and start again mentally it’s Djokovic, but I’ve never seen anyone break him 3 times in a set, especially when he’s playing superbly himself.

[Dr Nowt]

Medical time out incoming.

[Dr Nowt]

Like Houllier discovering Stevie, I knew when Grace Jones and I shared a high five over him at Wimbledon 2018 the wee man Rafa would go on to do something in this sport.

[Dr Nowt]

Just now, Dr Nowt said:

Like Houllier discovering Stevie, I knew when Grace Jones and I shared a high five over him at Wimbledon 2018 the wee man Rafa would go on to do something in this sport.

 

[Dr Nowt]

This couldn’t be more of a clinic if Nadal turned up with a stethoscope and illegible handwriting.

[Bjornebye]

Rafas just too good on clay. 

[Dr Nowt]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Rafas just too good on clay. 

End of level boss stuff.