Happy Avoid Horrible Scouse Kids Night.

[airbags]

anyone on for throwing eggs tommorow night? tis the tradition back in ireland, maybe fire a few squibs at the bizzies.

[King Gheedorah]

What I wouldn't give for government immunity and an uzi right now.

 

 

I'll hook you up man!

[Rashid]

Fucking hell that sounds fucked up.

[The-Sir]

Is it only in Liverpool that this happens?

[DJLJ]

Cork as well. Was out to pick up the wife, and ended up being ambushed 3 times. I'm seriously considering going Rambo on some of these fuckers arses...

[Alan Sex]

what would rambo do to their arses, and how much lube would it require? - and why do you want to do this?

[DJLJ]

As much lube as is required. I hope they wont be able to sit down for days. I got hit by 4 eggs when I went from the car to my house.

[Slam Daniels]

So who else is hiding in their house tonight behind catapult sniper wall, while the children of Liverpool rack up more ASBOs in one night than for the rest of the other year. Cunts.

 

Saw a gang of kids getting thrown in the back of a police van tonight.

 

Ace. Hope they get the kicking of their lives.

[Slam Daniels]

Is it only in Liverpool that this happens?

 

Yeah, got a mate who's from Bournemouth and he's never heard of it. Somebody from Leeds asked me if I was boarding my windows up tonight and it turns out he buys the Echo for the Liverpool FC news... top bloke!

[Juniper]

Never mind all this nonsense

 

Get yourselves over to the Best Halloween Pumpkin competition thread or I'll come and smash yer windows!!

[Michael Howard]

Is it only in Liverpool that this happens?

 

I made the mistake of stopping at a chippy in Higher Bebington last Halloween - not renowned as a hub of urban disorder - little bastards egged my windscreen while i got my chips. Mixed with screenwash it looked like bloody soapy scrambled egg all over the bonnet and took ages to scrub off. This year I shall not be stopping until I reach the safe enclave of old fartsville that I call home. Glad to say trick or treating does not exist in my neighbourhood. I remember when my wife lived in bottom end of Allerton / Garston border her house got egged big style - doors and windows when she didn't answer the door.

 

Another shit import from the Yanks.

 

There shoud be a new offence of "trick or treating with menaces" for which the age of criminal reponsibility should be lowered to 6.

[Guest molbyscorchio]

I made the mistake of stopping at a chippy in Higher Bebington last Halloween - not renowned as a hub of urban disorder - little bastards egged my windscreen while i got my chips. Mixed with screenwash it looked like bloody soapy scrambled egg all over the bonnet and took ages to scrub off. This year I shall not be stopping until I reach the safe enclave of old fartsville that I call home. Glad to say trick or treating does not exist in my neighbourhood. I remember when my wife lived in bottom end of Allerton / Garston border her house got egged big style - doors and windows when she didn't answer the door.

 

Another shit import from the Yanks.

 

There shoud be a new offence of "trick or treating with menaces" for which the age of criminal reponsibility should be lowered to 6.

 

They should be forced by the polic to clean it up. Then they should be given a good kicking, then burnt.

[Stu Monty]

I have a super-soaker and am considering filling it with bleach for tonight.

[LEF]

Did anyone see GMTV this morning.

 

They sent a reporter to speke the night before to cover this mischief night malarkey. He had a load of 14 year old scalls round him bricking buses. He asked why they brick buses and the reply was "coz its mischief night lad and the buses get bricked kidda" It then cut to 20 minutes later or so and the guy was coved in eggs.

 

I never heard of it myself when i was a teenager and im 28 now.

[Alan Sex]

overheard a kid on the bus this morning telling his mates to meet him and they would egg the kids in the neighbourhood as they were trick-or-treating. Pointed out to him that I will be in that neighbourhood that evening with my daughter and if an egg came anywhere near us he would be eating it off the floor.

 

He quickly told his mates they should go to another neighbourhood.

[tokyojoe]

It's getting dark chaps, flamethrowers at the ready.

[bri]

I'm glued to this thread, it's funny as fook. All these hard nosed scouse fellas running from kids.

[DJLJ]

3 Cork bus routes stopped at 4 pm. All had stones thrown at them and windows smashed. Looking forward to get to the pub to watch the match...

[Kopite]

Had three different 'trick or treaters' round within the space of 5 mins. Didn't answer the door - problem solved.

 

I blame the missus. We bought a big bag of sweets the other week for this. What does she do?

 

Gave them to the kids on the end on Sunday as they were going away for Halloween! Now we have no sweets and are faced with gang's of little brats wanting scoffs or dosh.

[Mark_b]

My bird is running a disco in fernhill sports centre tonight, i cant even begin to imagine the carnage that surely has ensued.

 

thank fuck i managed to escape that one ( liive a 30 second walk away from it) two house's next to mine got egged but ours never.

:D

[truescouser4eve]

:angry: just come out to find my window has been put through along with about 8 other cars on my road! HATE these horrible scummy kids, love it when theyre older and able to drive on their drug money and go round smashing up their cars! last night on lark lane too, a gang of lads was smashing up cars and went into a newsagens, trashed it, robbed a load of bottles of coke etc and went round pouring it over the cars! they should all be made a point of, lock them up and keep them in there for 30 years, show it all over the news - teenagers smash up cars and are given 3 decades in prison, keep that up and it should soon stop them instead of getting a little slap on the wrist by the police only for them to go out and continue doing it :angry:!!!!!!!!!!!

[Michael Howard]

On a brighter note we invested in 2 bags of treats - Cadbury buttons and Cadbury Twirls.

 

Not a single call.

 

Yippee - 2 bags of choccie for me then !!!

[Stouffer]

Yeah I've got some Refresher bars and Vimto lollies left.

[Stouffer]

Did everyone make it through unscathed?

[Elmyn Noos]

We used to go out on mischievous night when I was kid and egg a few cars and windows. I don't know what all the fucking whinging is about. It's only a bit of egg.