Beans on a fry up

[mgw100]

The beans are too close to the edge of the plate. That would bother me. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Yeah, it bothers me a bit too. I’d have to eat half of them straight away.

[Guest]

51 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

If ever you needed proof that beans on a fry up are for wronguns, he it is, David Baddiel has them. 

 

Nobody wants to be David Baddiel do they. 

 

 

Looks like the beans are trying to get off the plate into the bin. 

[Remmie]

Poached eggs instead of fried. 

Hash fucking browns. 

Beans falling off the plate. 

No tomatoes or mushrooms. 

David fucking Baddiel. 

 

Go stick your dick in a blender

[Remmie]

41 minutes ago, mgw100 said:

The beans are too close to the edge of the plate. That would bother me. 

Think the cook has had his hand forced here by the bean illuminati, so has to serve them but is kindly placing them conveniently on the edge of the plate so matey Baddiel here can fuck them directly into the bin, also using the sausages as a breakwater so to not ruin the eggs

[ZonkoVille77]

30 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Poached eggs instead of fried. 

Hash fucking browns. 

Beans falling off the plate. 

No tomatoes or mushrooms. 

David fucking Baddiel. 

 

Go stick your dick in a blender

 

It's definitely a 'No' from Remmie.

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

If ever you needed proof that beans on a fry up are for wronguns, he it is, David Baddiel has them. 

 

Nobody wants to be David Baddiel do they. 

 

 

Sausages look decent, in contrast to the variety of animal dicks that other people have been served. However, the pair of bollocks on the plate would be a little troubling.

[cloggypop]

3 hours ago, Scott_M said:

If ever you needed proof that beans on a fry up are for wronguns, he it is, David Baddiel has them. 

 

Nobody wants to be David Baddiel do they. 

 

 

The beans are actually showing good taste by trying their best to run away from the twat. It's like Escape To Victory on a plate. 

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Scott_M said:

If ever you needed proof that beans on a fry up are for wronguns, he it is, David Baddiel has them. 

 

Nobody wants to be David Baddiel do they. 

 

 

Fried > poached, but swap the beans and hashbrowns for mushrooms and tomatoes and that would be decent. Needs generously buttered toast, of course.

[General Dryness]

You'd think he'd be able to afford to eat somewhere decent. Poached eggs as well. And shit hash browns.

[Saintslfc13]

4 hours ago, Scott_M said:

If ever you needed proof that beans on a fry up are for wronguns, he it is, David Baddiel has them. 

 

Nobody wants to be David Baddiel do they. 

 

 

As long as there's black pudding it's alright by me. Beans or no beans. The black pudding is and always will be the star of the show

[skend04]

4 hours ago, Scott_M said:

If ever you needed proof that beans on a fry up are for wronguns, he it is, David Baddiel has them. 

 

Nobody wants to be David Baddiel do they. 

 

 

Here we go, you're losing the beans fight and you've decided to use the "Jews have Beans on a Fry-up" card. Terrible.

 

Plus, why are there 2 pieces of coal on that plate? 

[SammyAftershave]

Is David Baddiel a jew?

[A Red]

My mrs does a christmas day swim, amongst the 200 or so that do it is brekkie tits baddiel

[Bjornebye]

I hope he enjoyed it then got hit by a bus as he left the scruffy twat. 

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, SammyAftershave said:

Is David Baddiel a jew?

If so he should probably mention it a bit more

[SammyAftershave]

Fuck me, whatever next? I'm still coming to terms with the little known revelation that Dave Whelan broke his leg at Wembley.

[TheBitch]

13 minutes ago, SammyAftershave said:

Fuck me, whatever next? I'm still coming to terms with the little known revelation that Dave Whelan broke his leg at Wembley.

He did what?!?!?!

[Bobby Hundreds]

Gotta have plum/tinned tomatoes on a breakfast. Mopping up the juices with bread is a highlight.

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Gotta have plum/tinned tomatoes on a breakfast. Mopping up the juices with bread is a highlight.

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Gotta have plum/tinned tomatoes on a breakfast. Mopping up the juices with bread is a highlight.

You're dead to me Bobby. Dead to me.

[Remmie]

Bread with a full English? Is that on top of fried bread AND toast? 

[ZonkoVille77]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Gotta have plum/tinned tomatoes on a breakfast. Mopping up the juices with bread is a highlight.

 

You're still upset that Michael Jackson is dead. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

So no beans and no plum tomatoes and you still call it a full English.  You people... You people! you do breakfast like David Cameron does a hot dog and a pig.  Are you northern, are you working class, are you human, are you dancer.  

 

I'd never even heard of a full breakfast without those things as an option until this site and quite frankly I'm now going to throw all my recyclable goods into general waste and hope climate change wipes out the species sooner. Good day Sirs. 

 

 

[Remmie]

9 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

So no beans and no plum tomatoes and you still call it a full English.  You people... You people! you do breakfast like David Cameron does a hot dog and a pig.  Are you northern, are you working class, are you human, are you dancer.  

 

I'd never even heard of a full breakfast without those things as an option until this site and quite frankly I'm now going to throw all my recyclable goods into general waste and hope climate change wipes out the species sooner. Good day Sirs. 

 

 

Have you always had bread as an option?