Arne Slot

[John102]

SC Cambuur is the new Portsmouth

[Barrington Womble]

5 minutes ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

Spot on here. Results make it or break it and with him, I think after leaving United when he went from being a sacred cow to someone that was "toxic" according to the Manc pr machine, he then had a tougher job at Spurs because that shit sticks.

 

The media have an unbelievable power in this country, especially the very powerful pundits like Carra and Neville for influencing people. I just hope Carragher isn't a knobhead about Slot, but I won't be holding my breath. 

I would imagine carragher will do whatever sky thinks makes good TV. The thing is, if he's shit, he doesn't have to say so, because him and Neville can go at it. It's if he's in that bit where he's alright, but isn't quite hitting the heights we have with klopp is the real test. 

[s(k)aturation]

 

 

Anfield Road's

New Chrome Dome

Here's the place

You belong

We won't bin ya

Arne Arne

New Chrome Dome

Of Anfield Rd.

 

 

 

[Section_31]

[Section_31]

 

 

[Lee909]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

 

Best theres loads of thm shitty

'We will take good care him' cretins in the replies

[redinblack]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

 

[LFC 6 Times]

Underwhelmed to say the least. Jurgen was best thing to happen to this club in my lifetime, really can't muster any sort of excitement.

[Dr Nowt]

AR-N-E S-L-O-T

LFC‘s new Dutch baldy

[redinblack]

2 hours ago, Dave D said:

Excellent post. We all hated him but despite the embarrassment of riches, Mourinho and his players and the Chelsea fans were a formidably strong force. Something Peps City can’t relate to at all

I havent negged but saying "Pep" is like saying "Fergie". This needs to be stamped out.

[Red Shift]

On 24/04/2024 at 22:49, Bobby Hundreds said:

The issue with many of the Dutch is they sound like really shit Sean Connery impersonators. I think he's one of those guys.. itshhh nissshhhhe to be here"

 

Christ just got to be on board with whoever it is no matter how apocalyptically underwhelming it is.

and cheese toasties for the squad in the canteen. 

[Razoray]

9 hours ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

Like I said Vlad, I've nothing against him at all. In fact, I think for his career he's probably made the right decision. He'll always be a hero at Leverkusen now and Real's job is possibly his in a year. It's the biggest job in world football. We're one of the biggest clubs but for a Spanish lad, it makes sense. We're the level below Real.

 

I think management is mercenary in nature because any of them can be in the shit with fanbases after a handful of bad results and that includes Jurgen, Pep and Ancelloti - maybe Jurgen a lot less so because we adore him. Still, I've no doubt that Jurgen has a gigantic bond with us and Dortmund. I doubt Pep has that with City other than professional pride at winning trophies (I know I know) and it's probably the same with Ancelloti at Real. The key thing is getting someone that can be very good and someone that the fans will relate to. I mean you see how it is going so badly wrong at the Red Mancs and to be honest he walked in there with a lot of goodwill and their fans being excited by him. While their players are a horrible bunch, it is clear he's a knobhead. The anti-Klopp if you will.

 

It's funny but I listened to John Terry talking about Mourinho and how he rang him to tell him he was coming "home" to Chelsea for that second spell. He's always held up as the ultimate mercanary manager, but that somewhat surprised me. I don't see Pep ever having that emotional bond with City, other than lots of cash in his bank account. I mean I hate Mourinho, but he was a great manager in his day and it's clear he could build a rapport with the pre-Millenial players because a lot of them from the Porto/Chelsea/Inter teams seem to love him. 

 

 

Mourinho was desperate for the United job that summer. Chelsea was 2nd prize - "coming home" a load of bollox from a prick

[Pungkoq Hang]

8 hours ago, Lee909 said:

What the fuck is this. 

Praise of Mourinho and Terry

 

Filthy degenerates some of you lot

Cracking haiku that.

[luxury_scruff]

Arne's lot.

[VladimirIlyich]

Slot right in,

Thank you very much,

We need somebody with the winning touch,

Got no hair,

We dont care,

Just as long as there's success to share.

[Josef Svejk]

7 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

Does Fat Dunc run KuipTalk? 

[Fugitive]

18 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Slot right in,

Thank you very much,

We need somebody with the winning touch,

Got no hair,

We dont care,

Just as long as there's success to share.

That has just made me physically sick.

[Jairzinho]

33 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

 

Does Fat Dunc run KuipTalk? 

 

Fat Donk. 

[VladimirIlyich]

15 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

That has just made me physically sick.

Happy to help!

 

On a more unrelated note @cloggy how do we pronounce his second name if we are a hipster type?

[VladimirIlyich]

34 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

 

Does Fat Dunc run KuipTalk? 

As long as he doesn't 'Do us up like a Kuiper!'

[Jordy Brouwer]

Never heard of him and don't care to. He doesn't get a name until he wins the league. Until then he's "The Bald Dutch Guy". 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

Never heard of him and don't care to. He doesn't get a name until he wins the league. Until then he's "The Bald Dutch Guy". 

Sorry that moniker is already taken by somebody we'd rather not mention.

[BeefStroganoff]

So has he been picked because his style fits what the club are looking for or is it because he can work on a shoe string?

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

So has he been picked because his style fits what the club are looking for or is it because he can work on a shoe string?

Both,I reckon.

[Jose Jones]

57 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Fat Donk.