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Pungkoq Hang

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    Jose Enrique

    Knowing his previous brush with serious illness, seeing his name pop up in an active current thread fills me with dread and trepidation...
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    Joe Gomez

    This, this and many times this. In the words of the immortal Kanye West; "if you ain't no punk, holla WE WANT PRENUP, WE WANT PRENUP".
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    Euro 2020(21)

    Hahaha, look at T-rex there flailing his small arms. Cracking strike.
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    Euro 2020(21)

    That shirley was a handball by Chiellini there, wasn't it?
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    Euro 2020(21)

    Has that cheeky twat Llorente came on? His and Chiesa's are two faces I'd never tire of shoeing, repeatedly with a size 13 steel-toed miners boot.
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    Euro 2020(21)

    It's horrendous alright, yet at the same time as someone said here slightly endearing. Italian shithousery at its best. I believe shithousery has now entered the lexicon, as opposed to being used by the cool cats in football forums around the interweb. When did thay happen? What is wrong with gamesmanship though.
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    Euro 2020(21)

    Lifeline for the Belgians, terrific penalty there from Lukaku. Cracking game.
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    Euro 2020(21)

    Italians employing the dark arts here. How the fuck did the ref missing Chiellini manhandling Lukaku there?
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    Euro 2020(21)

    The sardines munchers' number 15 is doing a disservice to the Rafas of this world, tee hee.
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    Euro 2020(21)

    Well, nary a smile there for the third goal which he himself scored the curmudgeonly fuck. Leave the non-celebrating sulk to Henrys and Cantonas of this world.
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    Euro 2020(21)

    The fuck's wrong with Havertz though? Showing no emotions for all the goals. You're allowed to celebrate, you know...
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    Euro 2020(21)

    Not really arsed about Ingurland but was a tad surprised that Jadon Sancho isn't in the squad. Knew that he wasn't exactly pulling up any trees for Dortmund last season but then so was Sterling and the rat's in. Couldn't be bothered to find out if they'd occupy the same position in a hypothetical starting eleven though. Shows just how much of a plank Southgate is. I for one can't wait for the inevitable QF exit and the wailing and gnashing of teeth in gammon central later.
  13. Reece-James having a good game, keeping the rat quiet.
  14. Fuck me, Citeh's midfield and backline parted like the Red Sea there.
  15. Getting the regimental mess vibe here.
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    Alberto Moreno

    Mos def. Totally unsuited in a back 4, more of a fit in a system with wing-backs. If I recall correctly he came on as a sub on several occasions, slotted in on the left of the midfield and played well every time. Maybe his goal against Spurs clouded my judgement, but I always have a soft spot for him. Enjoy the win Albert.
  17. Jota playing and subsequently getting crocked in an absolute dead rubber of a game against Midtjylland. He was banging them in while the supply line from the usual suspects have dried up. Klopp brainfart or pressure from the higher ups to win and finish top of the group for higher prize money? Answers on a postcard please.
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    Crystal Palace (H) - Sunday 23rd May, 4:00pm

    Whisper it quietly, but the new training gear looks boss... *Shamefully skulking off to the official site and looking at them in XXL*
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    Long shots

    Well, you won't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket. Fat Fwank made a career out of it. Against the dregs of the league putting on the low block, always a source of frustration in me that the players don't attempt this more. The front three and the midfielders certainly have it in their locker. Jota and Thiago though, are the only ones having shots from distance in recent memory although I expect this to be coached out of them next season.
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    Burnley (A) - Wednesday 19th May, 8:15pm

    An assist for Robbo! How long has this drought of his been going on? He should have had one earlier when Salah skied his effort.
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    Burnley (A) - Wednesday 19th May, 8:15pm

    Well, they coped well (ish) against Rashford and Greenwood. It's the fucking grocks that caused them problems (Rhys in particular).
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    Donald Trump

    I always find that for a country founded with egalitarianism in mind, the political dynasties in the US stick out like a sore thumb. You've got the Kennedys, the Bushes, the would-be Clintons (a small mercy she didn't win in 2016 otherwise the fighting in Gaza right now would be done with sticks and stones). If Biden doesn't get his shit together we will be seeing an orange-hued one in 2024 and for the foreseeable future (and not the marching kind).
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    Burnley (A) - Wednesday 19th May, 8:15pm

    Spot on there, only to find his teammates static as lamp posts in the box (even Mo) especially late in the game. With the lack of movement in front of him what options did he have? Pass it backwards/sideways, rinse and repeat.
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    Burnley (A) - Wednesday 19th May, 8:15pm

    I knew he had a shocker when he came on, but am I only the one who hasn't given up on the Power Cube? I'd like to see him in the starting line-up alongside Thiago and Fabinho as he COULD make things happen with that left peg of his and he doesn't shy away from having a shot from outside the box. Speaking of which, is shooting from outside the box verboten now? Lost count on the number of instances the players could have taken a pop seeing how deep the Baggies defended and it was late in the game when Thiago had his attempts.
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    Aston Villa (H) Premier League - 10/4/21 - 15:00

    A lot of truth in this.
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