Laura Woods

[TD_LFC]

2 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

 

She's a lot taller than i thought she was!

 

[Juniper]

https://x.com/stokeyyg2/status/1711755341384343562?s=46&t=XY_74lvBgCrP3d4jS_CNeQ

[Bjornebye]

39 minutes ago, Juniper said:

https://x.com/stokeyyg2/status/1711755341384343562?s=46&t=XY_74lvBgCrP3d4jS_CNeQ

Inconsiderate cow 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I take comfort in the fact she has atrocious taste in men.

[Lario]

What am I missing with that Twitter post?

[Mudface]

22 minutes ago, Lario said:

What am I missing with that Twitter post?

 

https://x.com/UtdUnity/status/1711756813262029217?s=20

 

This one explains it succinctly. It's Men's Mental Health Day and she's just ruined it all by announcing she has a partner. A tattooed prick of a partner at that.

 

[KMD7]

Never liked her anyway 

[Welsh]

One of the most overrated girls around at the minute. 

[bigthrusts]

[chrisbonnie]

Should be spelt 

 

Laura "would" 

[bigthrusts]

Haha she was gutted. 

[YorkshireRed]

Every time the camera panned to her she was chewing. I like to think she’d taken a ‘pack up’ and was munching her way through scotch eggs, chicken legs, pork pies, and egg and cress sandwiches. 
 

She probably wasn’t. 

[lifetime fan]

Thought she was looking a little ropey last night. 
 

6/10 needs to up her game. 

[Mook]

On 11/10/2023 at 14:41, Welsh said:

One of the most overrated girls around at the minute. 

 

It's mental eh, stick a bird with long blonde hair and nice legs within 100 miles of a Football game & blokes go crazy. On the scale of celebrity women, she'd be lucky to make the Vauxhall Conference.

 

Face like a torn arse when we scored last night too, she can fuck off.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Bit plain for my taste.

[lifetime fan]

6 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Bit plain for my taste.

Too tall, too skinny and too rich for me. 

[YorkshireRed]

Too ‘wouldn’t touch me with a barge pole’ for me. 

[Welsh]

16 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

It's mental eh, stick a bird with long blonde hair and nice legs within 100 miles of a Football game & blokes go crazy. On the scale of celebrity women, she'd be lucky to make the Vauxhall Conference.

 

Face like a torn arse when we scored last night too, she can fuck off.

Spot on. I've never understood the hype around her and her fake "soft tone voice" always pisses me off as well.

 

Made up she was fuming last night and it was spotted by everyone else. 

[deiseach]

3 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

Haha she was gutted. 

 

She's not pretending otherwise, fair play to her:

As responses to being 'found out' go, she could teach Phil McNulty a thing or two.

[Total Longo]

The sarcasm levels in this thread are off the scale.  

[Section_31]

She's top drawer, some Ray Charles motherfuckers on this thread.

[Mook]

43 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

She's top drawer, some Ray Charles motherfuckers on this thread.

 

On a 'Birds you see down the pub' scale, she's maybe top drawer.

 

On a 'Birds who have their own thread on the GF', she's Poundland level. She wouldn't have her own thread if she wasn't all over the F**tball giving it 'Top bantz'.

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

 

On a 'Birds you see down the pub' scale, she's maybe top drawer.

 

On a 'Birds who have their own thread on the GF', she's Poundland level. She wouldn't have her own thread if she wasn't all over the F**tball giving it 'Top bantz'.

See the latest photo on the Jenna Coleman thread to evidence this. One is top drawer, the other was hoping for a draw last night. 

[manwiththestick]

43 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

She's top drawer, some Ray Charles motherfuckers on this thread.

I was thinking more Liberace.

[Jairzinho]

16 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

See the latest photo on the Jenna Coleman thread to evidence this. One is top drawer, the other was hoping for a draw last night. 

 

Yeah, completely different standard.

 

Laura Woods is basically the best looking woman in her group of mates going out on a Friday night in a medium sized British town. Blonde, thin, caked in make up.