Aston Villa (H) Premier League 5/7/20 - 16:30

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

We could do with learning to pass properly in the final third. At the moment we’re fucking rank.

[Captain Howdy]

2 minutes ago, MOGLET said:

Thank fuck, at least another person who cant see wtf Keita brings to us.

He has some ability and he’ll have a good game here and there but he’s not good enough for us imo. I said when I first saw him that I couldn’t believe how tiny he was, if you’re that small you have to be exceptional and he isn’t.

[Stickman]

Chamberlain showed niftier footwork on his marble floor 

[Mark M]

Playing like we’ve already won the league. FFS

[Bobby Hundreds]

Grealish's calves are bigger than any chances we've created.

[J-V]

Fuck this I'm going to watch Bargain Hunt.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

Has Carragher just advocated putting Origi on the left. Stunning call that.

[Anubis]

Just get that walking bouffant off. Fuck his foot.

[J-V]

This cunts wasted about 8minutes so far.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

4 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

He's looked like Zidane compared to Chamberlain.

Agree.

[Jairzinho]

 

Give him some proper shin pads or tell him to fuck off.

[lebron]

Has our watering department been let go? Looks like there's glue on the ball. Can't get any tempo on our passing. Hopefully they water during the break.

[Stickman]

2 minutes ago, J-V said:

Fuck this I'm going to watch Bargain Hunt.

That's where FSG want Klopp to shop 

[Anubis]

Get Ox off and Thiago on.

[J-V]

Just now, lebron said:

Has our watering department been let go? Looks like there's glue on the ball. Can't get any tempo on our passing. Hopefully they water during the break.

Yeah, thought that earlier the balls slow as fuck when passed on the deck.

[coachpotato]

Not much improvement so far on the City game, in fact, we’d made more chances by now.

Just as well these aren’t as clinical as city were.

Some of the decisions this referee is giving, you’d think Villawere supported by the future king of the nation or someone.

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, Stickman said:

That's where FSG want Klopp to shop 

No, this is where they want him to shop.

 

[TheHowieLama]

First time this year Villa have not conceded in the first 30 minutes

[J-V]

HT - Absolute shite and robbed another penalty.

[DJLJ]

2 minutes ago, J-V said:

Yeah, thought that earlier the balls slow as fuck when passed on the deck.

If you were looking at Sky beforehand, it was defo watered. I think it is down to the pplayers, not the pitch. 
 

hope to fuck they get the hairdryer treatment at half time, that was very far from being good enough. 

[Jairzinho]

Boring and shit.

 

They've got two eight foot tall centre backs that are delighted that we're lumping aimless balls in to the box. 

 

Midfield couldn't open up a packet of custard creams.

[magicrat]

Dreadful 45 minutes. Created fuck all against a pile of steaming shite

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

6 minutes ago, lebron said:

Has our watering department been let go? Looks like there's glue on the ball. Can't get any tempo on our passing. Hopefully they water during the break.

Was thinking the same, pitch looks dry.

[Leyton388]

Our lads must still be on the ale. 

[BeefStroganoff]

Whether we won the league or not thats fucking garbage.

 

Origi is STEALING a living. Honestly i could do fucking better up front. Robertson has forgotten how to attack. Just fucking sloppy.