Modern day phrases and general shit you hate

[cochyn]

I know it's ubiquitous now, but "can I get ...?" fucking raises my hackles. No, you cannot simple 'get' the chattel you have requested. You may have it once I bring it to you upon your request. But if you 'get' it, I'll call the manager and have you in chokey for pilfering. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cheat day.

Hump day 

 

cunts who say “see you on the other side” or even worse (and I’ve been a victim of this being said directly too me) “see you on the flip-side” when some cunt left the office on a Friday afternoon. Ruined my weekend , my exes weekend and the dogs weekend that did. Fucking inhumane prick. 

 

Ive also heard someone refer to ‘pre-drinks’ as “prinks”. If that doesn’t summon up murderous thoughts then I don’t know what else to do 

[Pureblood]

2 hours ago, SasaS said:

Do you go there to play with your moobs?

 

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Or get a suck treat?

 

2 hours ago, Anny Road said:

Can I have no beans but an extra vege sausage please?

Triple affirmative.  Prinks are being served, see you on the flippity-flop side. 

[s(k)aturation]

 

"Reach out".

 

Fuck off.

[Tony Moanero]

A “ridiculous player” when talking about the unmentionable. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Hump day 

 

cunts who say “see you on the other side” or even worse (and I’ve been a victim of this being said directly too me) “see you on the flip-side” when some cunt left the office on a Friday afternoon. Ruined my weekend , my exes weekend and the dogs weekend that did. Fucking inhumane prick. 

 

Ive also heard someone refer to ‘pre-drinks’ as “prinks”. If that doesn’t summon up murderous thoughts then I don’t know what else to do 

I’ll catch you on the flip side was my normal statement after dropping eccy’s, which to be fair would be reasonable behaviour. As is the use of the verb dropping when referring to illicit drugs rather than overpriced slippers.

plus boondock saints was a boss film and it’s a good reference.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Ive also heard someone refer to ‘pre-drinks’ as “prinks”. If that doesn’t summon up murderous thoughts then I don’t know what else to do 

What the fuck are "pre-drinks" anyway? Something you have before drinks?

[Evelyn Tentions]

Just sayin'

Just sayin' I'm a 12 year old trainee fuckwit.

[Paulie Dangerously]

"I want you to champion this"

[Remmie]

5 hours ago, skaro said:

 

"Reach out".

 

Fuck off.

Reach out and touch base

[Jenson]

My daughter uses 'Kk' instead of 'Ok' when texting. I don't even know where to start with that.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The use of "so" to indicate to a great degree, as in "I'm so into that". It tends to get used by the same kind of wankmuffin who'll say they're "loving" something. 

 

I blame Friends for a large part of my rage at the way people talk.

[Pureblood]

Haha, Friends.  Could you be any more noughties? 

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, skaro said:

 

"Reach out".

 

Fuck off.

I'll be there.

[Hades]

Most of this egregious stuff comes from women having too much power in society and boys being raised poorly by single mothers or busy/deadbeat fathers. The education and psychological system treating boys as defective women doesn't help much either.

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, Hades said:

Most of this egregious stuff comes from women having too much power in society and boys being raised poorly by single mothers or busy/deadbeat Dads. The education and psychological system treating boys as defective women doesn't help much either.

Just pay someone to stand on your balls. 

[Rico1304]

Has anyone mentioned the politician thing of pointing with their thumb? Fuck off. 

 

Also, there’s a creeping use of a hand gesture where the index finger and thumb are held about 2 inches apart and the wrist rotated. Fuck off 

[Special K]

7 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

I’ll catch you on the flip side was my normal statement after dropping eccy’s, which to be fair would be reasonable behaviour. As is the use of the verb dropping when referring to illicit drugs rather than overpriced slippers.

plus boondock saints was a boss film and it’s a good reference.

I am known to say "Catch you on the flip side, dudemeister" purely because of Poochie and his radical, in your face ways.

[mattyq]

11 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

I’ll catch you on the flip side was my normal statement after dropping eccy’s, which to be fair would be reasonable behaviour. As is the use of the verb dropping when referring to illicit drugs rather than overpriced slippers.

plus boondock saints was a boss film and it’s a good reference.

I used to say, Ding Dong, Next level for such things back in the day

Doesn't sound too good now... think you had to be there

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 hours ago, Hades said:

Most of this egregious stuff comes from women having too much power in society and boys being raised poorly by single mothers or busy/deadbeat fathers. The education and psychological system treating boys as defective women doesn't help much either.

Oh, Hades.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Je, as in "He was je big."

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Epic.

[Hades]

10 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Oh, Hades.

Exactly the type of passive aggressive womanly shit I'm referring to.

[Moctezuma]

I find the overuse of 'Empower' irritating, a lot if the time it feels like it is directed towards the notion of individuals having to make more choices do the running  rather than things just being sorted for them I.e. the onus is on you instead of the rest of the company/ society to be there to help out.

 

I would have a moratorium on it's use unless directed at allowing underrepresented groups* a chance to be heard.

 

*within reason no fascist/rascist bawbags

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Hades said:

Exactly the type of passive aggressive womanly shit I'm referring to.

I hope you're not bald, because I really feel like ruffling your hair right now, you scamp.