All new breakfast related debate

[Pureblood]

[Bjornebye]

[Strontium]

The correct answer is 2, but more accurately, it's anything but 3.

[The Golden Eel]

I don't cut a piece of toast. When I cut sandwiches though, either 1 or 2 - I've never seen any piece of bread cut in the 3 fashion in the photo.

 

But toast - I'm a no cutter

[lifetime fan]

I don’t see any toast.

[Mook]

It's only toast, I can't really get that worked up about it.

 

Having said that, anyone who goes for option three should be gutted in front of their entire family & then be hung by their entrails from the nearest lamp post as a warning to other baby rapists.

[KMD7]

It's only toast, I can't really get that worked up about it.

 

Having said that, anyone who goes for option three should be gutted in front of their entire family & then be hung by their entrails from the nearest lamp post as a warning to other baby rapists.

 

Harsh but fair

[mattyq]

Why would you cut toast? Surely only grannies do that?

Toast is very simple - good bread toasted then add butter and topping of choice

Why fiddle around with it by cutting or slicing?

Unless fiddling is your thing if you know what I mean!

[TheHowieLama]

 

This is the poached egg cut here.

 

 

Otherwise it is number 1

 

The other two you might as well just let the Neanderthals rip it with their hands. Their dirty, bean soaked, six sausage fingered hands.

[halewood pete]

2

[Anubis]

2. This shouldn't even be an issue unless you nonce children.

[Fowlers God]

1 or 3 if you’re a nonce or named Turdseye

 

2 if you’re normal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ps. We don’t need a Turdseye appreciation thread

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I eat those round toasties things, so fuck this poll. 

[Tony Moanero]

It's only toast, I can't really get that worked up about it.

 

Having said that, anyone who goes for option three should be gutted in front of their entire family & then be hung by their entrails from the nearest lamp post as a warning to other baby rapists.

Option one would be the easiest to ram up your arse, would it not?

[Jairzinho]

Much of a muchness for yer ma.