Summer 2017 Transfer Thread

[3 Stacks]

I don't know what Klopp is telling some of these players, but we've suddenly become a very attractive proposition. He's got Lemar wanting to join, VvD rejecting the likes of Chelsea and City, Keita commiting a year early to us and Oxlade rejecting 180k/w and Chelsea.

 

Even if we don't close some of these deals, if we can keep qualifying for the Champions League, the future will be bright. 

[cloggypop]

I don't know what Klopp is telling some of these players, but we've suddenly become a very attractive proposition. He's got Lemar wanting to join, VvD rejecting the likes of Chelsea and City, Keita commiting a year early to us and Oxlade rejecting 180k/w and Chelsea.

 

Even if we don't close some of these deals, if we can keep qualifying for the Champions League, the future will be bright.

If he can turn us into Dortmund with money we could well be irresistible.

[therevivalist]

I don't know what Klopp is telling some of these players, but we've suddenly become a very attractive proposition. He's got Lemar wanting to join, VvD rejecting the likes of Chelsea and City, Keita commiting a year early to us and Oxlade rejecting 180k/w and Chelsea.

 

Even if we don't close some of these deals, if we can keep qualifying for the Champions League, the future will be bright. 

The lure of Liverpool is well an truly alive.

[Thoth]

By all acCOUnts he wants to join us

[Hades]

I don't know what Klopp is telling some of these players, but we've suddenly become a very attractive proposition. He's got Lemar wanting to join, VvD rejecting the likes of Chelsea and City, Keita commiting a year early to us and Oxlade rejecting 180k/w and Chelsea.

 

Even if we don't close some of these deals, if we can keep qualifying for the Champions League, the future will be bright. 

 

It's almost as if the manager you spent all of last season slagging off is respected by players as someone that can get the most out of them. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

How on earth have we become this trendy club who can attract top players over Chelsea and City and even Barcelona? We're not even London based.

Asia Trophy winner, bruh. Who don’t wanna be part of that.

[Numero Veinticinco]

If we get Lemar and keep Coutinho, outside of very few super-elite players, there’s almost nobody that comes in to our attacking unit and makes us significantly better. Firmino, Mane, Salah, Coutinho, Lemar. That’s best part of half a billion pounds worth of players. You need to start looking at Ronaldo, Messi, Suarez, if you want to make any significant improvements on that attack.

[Barrington Womble]

Did it make Matip ? Running down a contract is legitimate and although it can leave a sour taste sometimes it is perfectly acceptable, these days especially, years ago not so much. It is now a big part of the game.

 

Signing 5 and 6 year contracts and then crying like a tart and refusing to play for a move is neither acceptable nor should it be entertained. That includes VVD but he would be our cunt wouldn't he.

 

Happened to us before with Torres and Mascherano particularly, cunts gonna be cunts.

Torrens had a release clause which was met in full. No issue from me there, although I was pissed off at the time.

[YNWAViking]

Which plane are we tracking today?

[Funkasy]

Tick tock

[Bobby Hundreds]

I've been reading the excitement on all Liverpool forums and it's made me realise just how pessimistic I am. I don't think we will sign any fucker. The whole lemar and van dyke just feels like the big players we've made an opera of going for before and then going oh well we tried. To be fair the club made me this way.

[SlugTrail]

I've been reading the excitement on all Liverpool forums and it's made me realise just how pessimistic I am. I don't think we will sign any fucker. The whole lemar and van dyke just feels like the big players we've made an opera of going for before and then going oh well we tried. To be fair the club made me this way.

it comes from years of "this summer will be our biggest ever" links to multiple brilliant players who would undoubtedly improve the team, to signing rising stars with potential.

 

the hope doesnt just kill you in the short term, it makes you sceptical on all future links. 

[The Golden Eel]

I've been reading the excitement on all Liverpool forums and it's made me realise just how pessimistic I am. I don't think we will sign any fucker. The whole lemar and van dyke just feels like the big players we've made an opera of going for before and then going oh well we tried. To be fair the club made me this way.

 

You're right though, there's nothing to be excited about... There may well be something to be excited about come Friday but as of right now it's just talk so why would anyone get carried away with that?

[Anny Road]

All this excitement could quickly turn to shit if all we end up with is AOC and Kieta next season esp if Cuntinho goes.

[eeyore]

All this excitement could quickly turn to shit if all we end up with is AOC and Kieta next season esp if Cuntinho goes.

Would be michael Edwards all over.

 

Sharpen the blades

[Jennings]

OK. I am off work today and am ready to follow the transfer sagas closely.

I have got some websites ready to track aircraft over the North-West and I have Twitter open ready to follow accounts created on behalf of family cars. What else is needed?

[El Rojo]

OK. I am off work today and am ready to follow the transfer sagas closely.

I have got some websites ready to track aircraft over the North-West and I have Twitter open ready to follow accounts created on behalf of family cars. What else is needed?

 

Have your calculator at the ready to work out what purported fees work out as in Freddos.

[Oh Buoy]

Today's been shite so far.

 

Need more coal for the hype train. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Today's been shite so far.

 

Need more coal for the hype train.

More like the ‘hype plane’, amariteboyz

[diamondjoe]

OK. I am off work today and am ready to follow the transfer sagas closely.

I have got some websites ready to track aircraft over the North-West and I have Twitter open ready to follow accounts created on behalf of family cars. What else is needed?

[Captain Turdseye]

Have your calculator at the ready to work out what purported fees work out as in Freddos.

I'm so well versed in Freddo arithmetic that I don't even need a calculator anymore.

 

1 Freddo = 1 Freddo

1 Sakho = 150 million Freddos

1 Oxlaide-Chamberlain = 175 million Freddos

1 Wayne Rooney = No Freddos left because the fat cunt has eaten them all

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Lemar, VVD, Ox = title challenge

VVD, Ox = top four

Ox = top six and a cup run

 

 

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[Anubis]

Good news, chaps. Sturridge is feeling as sharp as he ever has. It's like a ne.....

[El Rojo]

The only question our negotiators should be asking today is, 'Do you want that in fat greenback stacks, Bitcoin or Freddos?'

[Anubis]

Daily Mail saying that Edwards has jetted out to Monaco. No doubt clutching spreadsheets to show the Monaco hierarchy.