World Darts Championship

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3rd by my calculations

 

MVG 1.736 million + semi final money

Peter Wright 770, 750 plus winnings

Gary Anderson 718,250 plus winnings

 

 

He'll be 4th on 611 thousand mate.

 

 

If my calculations are correct. 

[Joe Strummer]

Gerwyn Price can fuck off.

[The Golden Eel]

MVG 1.736 million + semi final money

Peter Wright 770, 750 plus winnings

Gary Anderson 718,250 plus winnings

 

 

He'll be 4th on 611 thousand mate.

 

 

If my calculations are correct. 

 

The last OOM won't have the money subtracted from the 2016 Worlds, so Anderson will be on less than Cross - I think anyway

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The Phil Talor trophy, fucking hell. 

[The Golden Eel]

No real surprises there - Whitlock a bit fortunate IMO but I guess who else was there

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The last OOM won't have the money subtracted from the 2016 Worlds, so Anderson will be on less than Cross - I think anyway

 

Complicated then, we'll see mate. He's deffo top 4 though, so in the CL. Whitlock in the CL for the Aussie angle, he's not that good anymore. 

[Elite]

CL?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Yeah, meant PL mate. 

[BCM]

The Phil Talor trophy, fucking hell. 

 

 

Quite Ridiculous

[The Acolyte]

Hang on. Are you serious, they've named a trophy after him?

[Bjornebye]

Its not really that ridiculous if they have. He is miles ahead of anyone who has ever thrown a dart so its probably quite fitting. But still.... he is one of the biggest gobshites ever and I hope someone rams the trophy right up his arse 

[The Golden Eel]

Yes it's true - the World Matchplay trophy. Hearn mentioned it in an interview after the final last night.

[Dicko]

Are they calling it the convicted sex offenders trophy then?

[Spy Bee]

[The Golden Eel]

Are they calling it the convicted sex offenders trophy then?

 

That's already been trademarked by the BBC. 

[Mendoza]

Anyone watching the UK Open? Was supposed to be going until the weather stepped in. To make the spectacle of darts without a crowd even stranger, all the top seeds are going out including MVG. 

[chrisbonnie]

watched a bit last night.

 

Delighted to see MVG humbled, the smug, loud mouth fuck.

[Guest]

Some athletes blame poor performances on the state of the pitch. Others blame it on tactics, or perhaps just a bad day at the office.

 

But blaming your opponent for farting is definitely a new one.

 

Yet that's exactly what happened at the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton, with both Gary Anderson and Wesley Harms denying responsibility for the "rotten egg smells".

 

Two-time world champion Anderson, 47, won Thursday's match 10-2 to progress to the quarter-finals, but Dutchman Harms, 34, was quick to explain his sub-standard performance by accusing his Scottish opponent of leaving a "fragrant smell".

 

He told Dutch TV station RTL7L: "It'll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose."

 

World number four Anderson was not best pleased by the accusation, saying the smell had definitely come "from the table side" at the Aldersley Leisure Village.

 

"If the boy thinks I've farted he's 1,010% wrong. I swear on my children's lives that it was not my fault," he said.

 

"I had a bad stomach once on stage before and admitted it. So I'm not going to lie about farting on stage.

 

"Every time I walked past there was a waft of rotten eggs so that's why I was thinking it was him.

 

"It was bad. It was a stink, then he started to play better and I thought he must have needed to get some wind out.

 

"If somebody has done that they need to see a doctor. Seemingly he says it was me but I would admit it."

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Some athletes blame poor performances on the state of the pitch. Others blame it on tactics, or perhaps just a bad day at the office.

 

But blaming your opponent for farting is definitely a new one.

 

Yet that's exactly what happened at the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton, with both Gary Anderson and Wesley Harms denying responsibility for the "rotten egg smells".

 

Two-time world champion Anderson, 47, won Thursday's match 10-2 to progress to the quarter-finals, but Dutchman Harms, 34, was quick to explain his sub-standard performance by accusing his Scottish opponent of leaving a "fragrant smell".

 

He told Dutch TV station RTL7L: "It'll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose."

 

World number four Anderson was not best pleased by the accusation, saying the smell had definitely come "from the table side" at the Aldersley Leisure Village.

 

"If the boy thinks I've farted he's 1,010% wrong. I swear on my children's lives that it was not my fault," he said.

 

"I had a bad stomach once on stage before and admitted it. So I'm not going to lie about farting on stage.

 

"Every time I walked past there was a waft of rotten eggs so that's why I was thinking it was him.

 

"It was bad. It was a stink, then he started to play better and I thought he must have needed to get some wind out.

 

"If somebody has done that they need to see a doctor. Seemingly he says it was me but I would admit it."

Prime athletes. We will be giving them olympic gold medals in no time. 

[Elite]

I haven't watched Darts for a while, looking forward to the World's. There's only that and Matchplay I bother with.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

I haven't watched Darts for a while, looking forward to the World's. There's only that and Matchplay I bother with.

I'd take your gas mask if I were you.

[Elite]

Just now, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'd take your gas mask if I were you.

I won't be going, so I'll be safe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hopefully.

[Bjornebye]

Vince Lombardi. “Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing”

 

Bill Shankly. “To you football is a matter of life or death!' and I said 'Listen, it's more important than that”

 

Gary Anderson. “You can stick your fingers up my arse. There will be no smell there.”

[Bjornebye]

Im in tears here hahahaha 

 

 

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Im in tears here hahahaha 

 

 

That's brilliant, hahaha!!