Daniel Sturridge-2015

[Dave D]

Ironically, if he was shit people wouldn't be arsed if he was always injured.

 

Not really ironic.

 

More selective judgement/importance attached to, based on playing ability I'd say.

 

And I'm half pissed

[Harry Squatter]

Degen was shite and always injured but people hated that he got a decent wedge for sitting on his arse then going out on the ale in town trying to smash same heads like Amanda Harrington.

[Harry Squatter]

I reckon if Sturridge ever got ran over he'd just splatter like the fella who goes into the toxic waste on Robocop

[Dr. J]

Well, then now what? If he's fit for Rubin Kazan does Klopp play him? Doubt he could come back on Sunday next if he did, especially if he has to press.

 

It's just too much with him. I'd sell at the first decent offer.

[skend04]

I reckon if Sturridge ever got ran over he'd just splatter like the fella who goes into the toxic waste on Robocop

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[Dr Nowt]

The timing of that contract increase was the surest sign the football gods feel towards us the way Marcellus Wallace did "the homes here".

[BCM]

Needs some grit. His reluctance to play through knocks means we cant rely on him

[Dr. J]

He's reminding me more and more of Jimmy Bullard, the most irksome, injury prone fucking twat I can think of.

[Section_31]

Coming away from mellwood crying is always a bad sign.

[an tha]

Just fuck off, Owl faced twat.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/hodgsons-warning-liverpool-striker-sturridge-10283102

[Paco]

He's a luxury we can't afford.

 

If he stays long term you would have to build forward line on the assumption he isn't available, relegating him to 3rd choice striker.

 

That might give him 2nd thoughts before he decides he can't risk playing football this weekend as if he does he mite not be able to play football the week after.

 

I'm just pissed off as I had him in my fantasy team...

 

And had Lukaku as my captain.....

 

The twat.

benteke was bought as first choice.

 

if they even managed to take turns getting injured.

[Josef Svejk]

Just fuck off, Owl faced twat.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/hodgsons-warning-liverpool-striker-sturridge-10283102

 

Testing his resolve again...

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

David Fairclough on today commentating on the reserves saying some players definately don't like to play with even the slightest knock. I always thought the likes of Martin Kelly came off at the slightest twinge. I think Sturridge thinks too much, this " Caribbean vibe " shite he came out with was odd. Needs to get his arse on the pitch as he will never get a big club again with his injury record. Fucking great player, shame he goes off quicker than a Catherine wheel.

[King Emlyn]

I always blame the scouts for not doing due diligence on a player's injury history.

Not rocket science is it?

[The Maca]

I played sat / sun footy for about 15-20 years and whilst its clearly not the same intensity as prem footy, I don't recall any of our players missing much footy, despite everyone having proper physical jobs.

I remember my mate breaking a leg and playing  again after about 2 months

a few was out for a week or 2 with cuts and strains etc - I don't recall anyone being out for a YEAR !

These modern day footballers are fucking puddings - piss me off, the fucking fannies

sick of seeing these millionaires cry off with a twisted sock   

[liverpoolsno9]

David Fairclough on today commentating on the reserves saying some players definately don't like to play with even the slightest knock. I always thought the likes of Martin Kelly came off at the slightest twinge. I think Sturridge thinks too much, this " Caribbean vibe " shite he came out with was odd. Needs to get his arse on the pitch as he will never get a big club again with his injury record. Fucking great player, shame he goes off quicker than a Catherine wheel.

 

Farclough said all that whilst commentating on tv? Don't think he'll be doing much more commentary after that.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Farclough said all that whilst commentating on tv? Don't think he'll be doing much more commentary after that.

He talked about players going off easily and being reluctant to play with knocks. The rest was me.

[an tha]

I blame the so called advancements in sports science and the medical side.

 

A lot of the injuries that are diagnosed now wouldn't even be picked up years ago and players would just play through the pain...oblivious to what was 'wrong' and the club didn't have scores of medical people advising not to risk players/taking precautions.

 

OK they probably ended up crippled in later life because of the way things were but they were proper men doing their job....the money modern players are getting they should be pushed harder and not out for every little knock.

 

I am loathe to post the following because i always doubt this kind of thing when people post it, but here goes - my best mate at work (we work down in london these days) knows a lad at our place who is friendly with Sturridge's uncles Dean and Simon (he is from Birmingham) and he has said to me that this lad has told him on more than one ocassion that Sturridges uncles say he won't play unless he is 100%....make of that what you will.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I blame the so called advancements in sports science and the medical side.

A lot of the injuries that are diagnosed now wouldn't even be picked up years ago and players would just play through the pain...oblivious to what was 'wrong' and the club didn't have scores of medical people advising not to risk players/taking precautions.

OK they probably ended up crippled in later life because of the way things were but they were proper men doing their job....the money modern players are getting they should be pushed harder and not out for every little knock.

I am loathe to post the following because i always doubt this kind of thing when people post it, but here goes - my best mate at work (we work down in london these days) knows a lad at our place who is friendly with Sturridge's uncles Dean and Simon (he is from Birmingham) and he has said to me that this lad has told him on more than one ocassion that Sturridges uncles say he won't play unless he is 100%....make of that what you will.

Who knows, but I bet some players are like that. Nice to be able to stay off work at the slightest ache though. Good work if you can get it.

[Iceman]

I bet he doesn't turn down vag when his bollocks ache. 

[TheHowieLama]

He talked about players going off easily and being reluctant to play with knocks. The rest was me.

 

 

You should tweet Fairclough then pal - he is claiming credit for all of it.

[xerxes]

I am loathe to post the following because i always doubt this kind of thing when people post it, but here goes - my best mate at work (we work down in london these days) knows a lad at our place who is friendly with Sturridge's uncles Dean and Simon (he is from Birmingham) and he has said to me that this lad has told him on more than one ocassion that Sturridges uncles say he won't play unless he is 100%....make of that what you will.

There is no question that Sturridge, on song and fit, is a class act capable of playing in any PL side.

 

Chelsea and Man City let him go, despite that.

 

It is also factually true that Sturridge has only played one complete league season in his entire career, for us in the second finish, earning him a £7.5m a year contract, worth £37.5m.

 

His ability has never been in question, his application has. His entourage is legendary, and when you have a guaranteed £37.5m coming in on top of the many millions you have already earned just managing the money becomes a job in itself unless you are very focussed on your sport, and I don't think there has ever been any evidence that he has that( and he is not alone,nor is it confined to LFC).Swansea and Scion away, frankly, get in the way of life.

 

Maybe Klopp will revitalise him? But my fear is that all this gegenpressingwill seem too much like hard work. You can hear his advisors now pointing out that JayZ and Will Smith don't have to do any gegenpressing...

[Herp McDerp]

 You can hear his advisors now pointing out that JayZ and Will Smith don't have to do any gegenpressing...

 

[sh#t waffle]

Yeah, neither did Malcolm X or Dave Benson Phillips.

[chrisbonnie]

I was watching some video on YouTube recently. I can't remember who it was, but the American TV presenter (Liverpool fan) said something along the lines of. "it's known if you offered daniel Sturridge the couch before the game, he'd sit on it every time"

 

He was employing he's a lazy shit basically.