Summer Transfers 2014

[DanDanShaw]

I'd take Bony as a third striker though if the scouts were able to find someone who doesn't only shoot from the place he receives the ball, even better.

 

He's such a cart horse.  It'd be a disgrace if we bought him.

[Jairzinho]

What's that phrase... if it's up there I'll give you the money myself. Might have been Rolf though.

 

I think it may have been Les Dennis?

 

Who, as far as I'm aware, has yet to be outed as a nonce.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Bony's better than Aspas, but he'll not run a yard so he needs good delivery. Pros and cons.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I think it may have been Les Dennis?

 

Who, as far as I'm aware, has yet to be outed as a nonce.

I think he likes women... but they don't like him.

[DanDanShaw]

I think it may have been Les Dennis?

 

Who, as far as I'm aware, has yet to be outed as a nonce.

 

Les Dennis follows me on twitter, but I've never followed him back.  After the Palace game I gave Johnson some abuse (I was pissed up and angry on my way home, so don't judge me please) and Les Dennis tweeted me, telling me fuck off spamming his timeline and then blocked me.  It was very weird.

[Bjornebye]

Eto'o?

 

Fuck right off negs for all who suggested it

[DanDanShaw]

I think he likes women... but they don't like him.

 

Story of my life, but that doesn't make it okay to act rapey.

[Trumo]

The preferences of Samuel Eto'o:

 

Playing for a Champions League club > Selling groundnuts in his home village > Playing for Chelsea

[Josef Svejk]

The preferences of Samuel Eto'o:

 

Playing for a Champions League club > Selling groundnuts in his home city of 2.5 million people > Playing for Chelsea

 

City boy.

 

Just saying...

[Russ Atmosphere]

Barca don't want Reina apparently.

[Gym Beglin]

I'm never totally convinced by Kroos, not in terms of a £30m player standard.

 

Interesting to look back and see this:

 

http://www.goal.com/en/news/1717/editorial/2012/04/18/3043549/better-than-schweinsteiger-complete-package-toni-kroos-comes

 

'But his return to Munich was far from triumphant, as he struggled in a defensive midfield role in Louis van Gaal’s notoriously forward-minded system.'

[Gym Beglin]

Barca don't want Reina apparently.

Ter Stegen came in, obviously.

 

I'd have him back as long as he trained well.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Ter Stegen came in, obviously.

 

I'd have him back as long as he trained well.

Valdes and Pinto are both leaving, they need two keepers.

[El Dangerous]

What we'll end up with:

One of these days Ian....Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!

[Trucker Paddy]

Ter Stegen came in, obviously.

 

I'd have him back as long as he trained well.

Lets not worry about him been the worse keeper I've seen at his near post, once he trains hard that's ok

[Jairzinho]

Boruc could do a job.

[Bjornebye]

Boruc could do a job.

 

 

that t-shirt after Celtic won and old firm , he also ran across the pitch at ibrox after another win waving a champions flag. The holy goalie. 

 

 

No need for him at Anfield though kinell. 

 

 

fucking legend 

[Jairzinho]

Whats with the picture of Patrick Moore?

 

 

 

In other news -

 

Italian club Verona have placed a £24m price tag on 20-year-old winger Juan Manuel Iturbe, who is thought to be a target for Liverpool.

 

Express bang on the money here with their research. He's on loan at Verona from Porto.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Whats with the picture of Patrick Moore?

 

 

 

In other news -

 

Italian club Verona have placed a £24m price tag on 20-year-old winger Juan Manuel Iturbe, who is thought to be a target for Liverpool.

 

Express bang on the money here with their research. He's on loan at Verona from Porto.

Don't let light in upon magic.

[Harry Squatter]

I hear Everton will rebuff any approach for Lukaku saying he is worth an least £22m

[GUS]

I'd rather have Remy than Bony. 

[DanDanShaw]

Whats with the picture of Patrick Moore?

 

 

 

In other news -

 

Italian club Verona have placed a £24m price tag on 20-year-old winger Juan Manuel Iturbe, who is thought to be a target for Liverpool.

 

Express bang on the money here with their research. He's on loan at Verona from Porto.

 

That's a Director of Football I can get behind, trying to earn his club £24m for the services of a player that doesn't belong to them.  The funny thing is, Ayre is thick enough to pay Verona £24m for Iturbe, only to be told that he didn't belong to them.  An epic swindle.

[El Dangerous]

If Verona picked up the option to buy they could flip him for a nifty profit like Roma did with Borini. He's got that dirty agent who sells South American body parts to Portuguese clubs but retains a hefty percentage of the player.

[Pureblood]

If Verona picked up the option to buy they could flip him for a nifty profit like Roma did with Borini. He's got that dirty agent who sells South American body parts to Portuguese clubs but retains a hefty percentage of the player.

 

Really?  He sounds like just our type.  Winger - check.  Shitty contractual situation - check.  Third party ownership issues - check.  We can negotiate with these suckers for months and walk away at the last minute because of their various hefty demands. Perfect.  

[Kevin D]

Christopher Moltisanti: I'll leave you here, you one-shoe cocksucker.