little things that annoy the shit out of you

[littletedwest]

On 10/11/2022 at 21:09, Mudface said:

 

 

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/film-and-tv/dave-spikey-why-i-fell-out-with-peter-901462

I know people who have met him and he's a cunt in real life. But I'm from a few miles away from Bolton and a lot of his stand up feels very real and I enjoy it. To be fair most comedians steal jokes.

But he came in carphone warehouse years ago and a bird ( very fit) asked for a picture with him and he said only if they gave him a car charger.

[VladimirIlyich]

14 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Err, Action Replay?

 

Jesus.

Does that still exist?

[manwiththestick]

22 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Does that still exist?

It does yeah, small shop in the city, called ACR now, shite, just sells black and grey scally starter kit stuff.

[Captain Willard]

12 hours ago, littletedwest said:

I know people who have met him and he's a cunt in real life. But I'm from a few miles away from Bolton and a lot of his stand up feels very real and I enjoy it. To be fair most comedians steal jokes.

But he came in carphone warehouse years ago and a bird ( very fit) asked for a picture with him and he said only if they gave him a car charger.

I think he claims that he was Noah’s son Ham in a previous life. I think that’s a porky pie. 

[VladimirIlyich]

12 hours ago, littletedwest said:

I know people who have met him and he's a cunt in real life. But I'm from a few miles away from Bolton and a lot of his stand up feels very real and I enjoy it. To be fair most comedians steal jokes.

But he came in carphone warehouse years ago and a bird ( very fit) asked for a picture with him and he said only if they gave him a car charger.

I always had him down as being ok myself. Never meet heroes I suppose.

[Dave D]

On 18/11/2022 at 19:30, Tony Moanero said:

At least the chocolate will be decent. I had the boring ones without chocolate, when I was a kid.

Weirdly I used to like the cheaper ones for advent calendar chocolate.

 

You get some now where they have whole bars in them- kids eating them every morning must go feral when they get to school!

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Weirdly I used to like the cheaper ones for advent calendar chocolate.

 

You get some now where they have whole bars in them- kids eating them every morning must go feral when they get to school!

She’s pissed me off this year already. Kinder Bueno ones built like houses for £8 each, and she keeps telling me that we’re gonna be spending less money this year. Fucking great start you’ve made there, babe. 
 

They’re already dominating the kitchen side. They’re massive. I keep having to move them around to get to other stuff. I wouldn’t mind but two of the kids are 18 and 14. I always thought they were for little kids. 
 

And I haven’t got one. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Just noticed that while the Mrs is watching fuckin' Sky News that after all their headlines giving criticism to the World Cup hosts and the shit surrounding it that they have the nerve to be sponsored by Qatar Airways! Hypocritical bastards.

[Dave D]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

She’s pissed me off this year already. Kinder Bueno ones built like houses for £8 each, and she keeps telling me that we’re gonna be spending less money this year. Fucking great start you’ve made there, babe. 
 

They’re already dominating the kitchen side. They’re massive. I keep having to move them around to get to other stuff. I wouldn’t mind but two of the kids are 18 and 14. I always thought they were for little kids. 
 

And I haven’t got one. 

 

First year Ive not got one as last year the kids ate mine and theirs before Id even got up.

 

I do however have an advent candle.

 

Im so middle class

[Captain Willard]

That moment in the Strictly judging where they say “in the event of a tie break, hedge judge Shirley will decide” and the camera goes to her and she smiles smugly and bows her head like some fucking Roman Emperor condemning a gladiator to death. Annoys me every week. 

[Dave D]

19 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

That moment in the Strictly judging where they say “in the event of a tie break, hedge judge Shirley will decide” and the camera goes to her and she smiles smugly and bows her head like some fucking Roman Emperor condemning a gladiator to death. Annoys me every week. 

Funnily enough I clocked that tonight and thought the same

[Chip Butty]

We all would tho. 

[Trumo]

Takeaway delivery riders must have it in their employment terms that not using lights, going the wrong way down one-way streets, and using their phones while on the move, are essential to their job.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

That moment in the Strictly judging where they say “in the event of a tie break, hedge judge Shirley will decide” and the camera goes to her and she smiles smugly and bows her head like some fucking Roman Emperor condemning a gladiator to death. Annoys me every week. 

 

I've never watched it, but your description is enraging me anyway.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

I've never watched it, but your description is enraging me anyway.

The fact that somebody has even mentioned shite like that on here is infuriating. This place is going to the dogs.

[Remmie]

10 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

The fact that somebody has even mentioned shite like that on here is infuriating. This place is going to the dogs.

Haha I've just repped that while my Mrs watches the crown without a shred of irony

[Captain Willard]

16 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

The fact that somebody has even mentioned shite like that on here is infuriating. This place is going to the dogs.

Depending on the time of the year, there are up to 4 women living in our house. They control the TV remote not me. 

[VladimirIlyich]

11 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Depending on the time of the year, there are up to 4 women living in our house. They control the TV remote not me. 

This is why I have a laptop choc full of music as well as a modern phenomenon named 'the internet.' You may have heard of it.

[Captain Turdseye]

28 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Depending on the time of the year, there are up to 4 women living in our house. They control the TV remote not me. 

Fuck that shit. You have to dominate your living room, man. 
 

I make certain allowances, but for example, ‘I’m a Celebrity’ has been watched upstairs every single day (on catch up, a day late) by all three females in my house. Even if I’m not watching anything downstairs and I’m just browsing on here on my phone, I’ll be lying on the couch. 
 

Missus or kids wanna watch something with me that isn’t shite, they know where to find me. I’ve just watched an episode of Black Mirror with TeenTurd before she went to bed. Now I’m lying on the couch again. It’s easy. 

[Bjornebye]

Some of the very attractive assistans in Succession who don't have a speaking role and are impossible to track down via google for the radar thread. Gerri in season 2 has an absolutely stunning blonde one but fucked if I can find out who she is. 

 

 

 

And probably one to upgrade to the rant thread but they are all wearing clothes. 

[Mudface]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Some of the very attractive assistans in Succession who don't have a speaking role and are impossible to track down via google for the radar thread. Gerri in season 2 has an absolutely stunning blonde one but fucked if I can find out who she is. 

 

 

 

And probably one to upgrade to the rant thread but they are all wearing clothes. 

 

Nothing on IMDB, they're usually pretty comprehensive on contemporary stuff? e.g. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7660850/fullcredits?ref_=tt_rv although it'd probably be easier to look at individual episodes.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Nothing on IMDB, they're usually pretty comprehensive on contemporary stuff? e.g. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7660850/fullcredits?ref_=tt_rv although it'd probably be easier to look at individual episodes.

 

We'll get there. 

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

We'll get there. 

 

Haha, then it'll be, '<random bird> hot/ nude' on Google Images. I know the drill.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Haha, then it'll be, '<random bird> hot/ nude' on Google Images. I know the drill.

 

Hahaha

[Babb'sBurstNad]

There's something faintly beeping every five seconds from a house across the way. On a quiet night, with the windows open, it's driving me spare.

 

Might go and see if I can find it tomorrow.