little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Captain Turdseye]

Nothing worse than shiny Twingos, man. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

41 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Mentionitis again.  Although I think the chances of me dragging up are pretty much zero.  
 

Maybe he was dazzled by the gleam on your Twingo?  

Heard they come up lovely on a cottons cycle.

[Alan Sex]

On fartbook, seeing all the parents posting their kids going back to school is fine - so many of them have written “they grow up to fast”. 
 

I plan on feeding mine. 

[skend04]

It's not really little but cunts in the gym who clip their nails or electric shave in the general area of the changing rooms. It's fucking disgusting and needs banning. There's the shower area and the washbasin area to do that, so why in the middle of the changing rooms where we then have to dodge the debris on the floor?

Cunts!!!

[Oh Buoy]

1 hour ago, skend04 said:

It's not really little but cunts in the gym who clip their nails or electric shave in the general area of the changing rooms. It's fucking disgusting and needs banning. There's the shower area and the washbasin area to do that, so why in the middle of the changing rooms where we then have to dodge the debris on the floor?

Cunts!!!

 

Apparently in Total Fitness near ours, someone had a full on shave in the Jacuzzi/"Hydro Pool". Imagine that. 

[skend04]

11 minutes ago, Bot said:

 

Apparently in Total Fitness near ours, someone had a full on shave in the Jacuzzi/"Hydro Pool". Imagine that. 

Shocking. Should have drowned him in the pool.

[dockers_strike]

39 minutes ago, Bot said:

 

Apparently in Total Fitness near ours, someone had a full on shave in the Jacuzzi/"Hydro Pool". Imagine that. 

What, bikini line or legs?! But could have been worse, he \ she may have had a piss in there as well!

[House of Dirk]

40 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

What, bikini line or legs?! But could have been worse, he \ she may have had a piss in there as well!

back, sack and crack ?

[Oh Buoy]

1 hour ago, skend04 said:

Shocking. Should have drowned him in the pool.

 

1 hour ago, dockers_strike said:

What, bikini line or legs?! But could have been worse, he \ she may have had a piss in there as well!

 

34 minutes ago, House of Dirk said:

back, sack and crack ?

 

Here's the review: 

 

[Harry's Lad]

4 hours ago, skend04 said:

It's not really little but cunts in the gym who clip their nails or electric shave in the general area of the changing rooms. It's fucking disgusting and needs banning. There's the shower area and the washbasin area to do that, so why in the middle of the changing rooms where we then have to dodge the debris on the floor?

Cunts!!!

Agreed.

When they opened the gym, sauna and steam room in work you had dirty bastards wet shaving sat in the steam room who had gone in there oily and sweaty having not showered first.

Fucking disgusting.

[Remmie]

I pay my subs, why can't I have a shave in the Jacuzzi? I didn't know I went to the gym with Mary Whitehouse. 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, skend04 said:

It's not really little but cunts in the gym who clip their nails or electric shave in the general area of the changing rooms. It's fucking disgusting and needs banning. There's the shower area and the washbasin area to do that, so why in the middle of the changing rooms where we then have to dodge the debris on the floor?

Cunts!!!

 

[House of Dirk]

2 hours ago, Bot said:

 

 

 

Here's the review: 

 

Wow, people really do this ? Fucking feral rats

[sir roger]

Spending half an hour filling the car up for a tip run, getting there and then finding the Burscough tip is closed on a Tuesday and Wednesday, so having to unload it all back home. What the actual fuck.

[TheBitch]

When your phone says you’ve got 4G but you very, very clearly haven’t. 
 

Cunt signal. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, TheBitch said:

When your phone says you’ve got 4G but you very, very clearly haven’t. 
 

Cunt signal. 

The amount of them new masts by mine and down Muirhead Avenue are a joke. I barely get a signal in the middle of my house. Cunts 

[Mudface]

16 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The amount of them new masts by mine and down Muirhead Avenue are a joke. I barely get a signal in the middle of my house. Cunts 

Most of their bandwidth are taken up with spreading Covid.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Most of their bandwidth are taken up with spreading Covid.

Nah they're monitoring us to make sure we all walk in a straight line. The vaccines were implant chips, it's basically nazi Germany with internet. 

 

I had a shit earlier then got an alert from Instagram about the new Andrex advert. 

[Mudface]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nah they're monitoring us to make sure we all walk in a straight line. The vaccines were implant chips, it's basically nazi Germany with internet. 

 

I had a shit earlier then got an alert from Instagram about the new Andrex advert. 

Just be thankful it wasn't a trailer for the new Deluxe Scat Queens video.

[Bjornebye]

Balloons. Rubber little shits. She's left me a load to blow up for her mums birthday while they go out for food. Like fuck. I can't do it, I'm incapable of blowing them up and she knows this. Once it gets bigger than my fist I start thinking it's going to burst and blind me then it takes me 5 minutes fannying about trying to tie it. Nah, not today love. 

[manwiththestick]

Blowing.

Balloon knot.

Bigger than my fist.

 

Hmm, possible joke here somewhere.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Blowing.

Balloon knot.

Bigger than my fist.

 

Hmm, possible joke here somewhere.

I've had one on my head since I typed that 

[YorkshireRed]

People who phone you up for a ‘chat’. I’m no grass but these people need reporting to the authorities. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

23 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Balloons. Rubber little shits. She's left me a load to blow up for her mums birthday while they go out for food. Like fuck. I can't do it, I'm incapable of blowing them up and she knows this. Once it gets bigger than my fist I start thinking it's going to burst and blind me then it takes me 5 minutes fannying about trying to tie it. Nah, not today love. 

Another way of blowing balloons up.

[Harry's Lad]

5 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Another way of blowing balloons up.

Nah, that's what happens if you swallow your bubbly.