little things that annoy the shit out of you

[easytoslip]

On 31/01/2020 at 20:02, johnsusername said:

I know the one - between the Tinkers and the Slopsellers. 

[easytoslip]

More or less everything too bee honest 

[Pidge]

Had the fun of working from home during a Hermes delivery earlier. A faint knock on the door answered five seconds later to only find a battered box left leaning against my door with a blank delivery slip just left on the floor next to it. Not even posted in...

 

I know they're quota'd out the arse, it's a shite situation that's led to such a poor service being normalised.  But come on, the lengths they go to to avoid actually completing a delivery.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Had the fun of working from home during a Hermes delivery earlier. A faint knock on the door answered five seconds later to only find a battered box left leaning against my door with a blank delivery slip just left on the floor next to it. Not even posted in...

 

I know they're quota'd out the arse, it's a shite situation that's led to such a poor service being normalised.  But come on, the lengths they go to to avoid actually completing a delivery.

Yet he has taken the time to fuck it. The country is a joke. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, Pidge said:

Had the fun of working from home during a Hermes delivery earlier. A faint knock on the door answered five seconds later to only find a battered box left leaning against my door with a blank delivery slip just left on the floor next to it. Not even posted in...

 

I know they're quota'd out the arse, it's a shite situation that's led to such a poor service being normalised.  But come on, the lengths they go to to avoid actually completing a delivery.

I'm buying stuff online through a company called Lazada in Vietnam. Stuff coming from Saigon (1000km away) is usually here in 2 or 3 days after ordering

The Courier phones when he is coming to deliver and takes a photo of you with your parcel. If your not at home, he arranges a delivery time. Delivery charge from Saigon is 20900 vnd - about 60p.

The hassles of living in a third world country!

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

I'm buying stuff online through a company called Lazada in Vietnam. Stuff coming from Saigon (1000km away) is usually here in 2 or 3 days after ordering

The Courier phones when he is coming to deliver and takes a photo of you with your parcel. If your not at home, he arranges a delivery time. Delivery charge from Saigon is 20900 vnd - about 60p.

The hassles of living in a third world country!

Do they all smoke cigarette in a pushy? 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Women who blow hot and cold.

 

Here's an idea, if you don't like me then don't fuck me, if you do like me then stop giving me the cold shoulder.

 

Too old for that cat and mouse shit.

[General Dryness]

People doing stupid shit on internet forums for no apparent reasons. 

 

Y'know, like going around inexplicably posting "fuck off" on random threads.

[VladimirIlyich]

46 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Women who blow hot and cold.

 

Here's an idea, if you don't like me then don't fuck me, if you do like me then stop giving me the cold shoulder.

 

Too old for that cat and mouse shit.

I'll take a woman who blows. Don't mind if it's hot or cold.

[Stickman]

Michael Winstanley

[Bjornebye]

Women in general

[Captain Turdseye]

58 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

People doing stupid shit on internet forums for no apparent reasons. 

 

Y'know, like going around inexplicably posting "fuck off" on random threads.

Name names, you shithouse. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

When somebody points something out that you're aware of but points it out before you have a chance to do anything about it 'that's too loud' as I'm already getting the remote turn it down, fuck off.

[Bobby Hundreds]

33 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

When somebody points something out that you're aware of but points it out before you have a chance to do anything about it 'that's too loud' as I'm already getting the remote turn it down, fuck off.

Holy shit that is my missus and she does my head in. Yes I'm aware it's too fucking loud but I don't control the tv instantaneously through my fucking mind.. WHORE!!!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

12 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Holy shit that is my missus and she does my head in. Yes I'm aware it's too fucking loud but I don't control the tv instantaneously through my fucking mind.. WHORE!!!

it's EVERYONE'S missus, also includes 'oh I'm not watching this' before you can turn over.

[Bobby Hundreds]

She will be on her phone and I'll say to her "are you watching this?" She will say "no put whatever you want on". 5 minutes later.. "why are we watching this turn it over".  Fuck off! I like Brazilian fart cake porn.

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Name names, you shithouse. 

Fuck off

[Ezekiel 25:17]

'I don't wanna watch this', but you'll be asleep in 5 minutes and I do, so does it matter ??, woman's head 'fine i'll just go to sleep in a mood then over the most tiny, irrelevant, trivial thing instead, lovely'.

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, Stickman said:

Michael Winstanley

 

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Name names, you shithouse. 

There you go lid.

[Elite]

People who attempt to have full blown conversations with cashiers when there's a massive queue behind them.

[sir roger]

6 minutes ago, Elite said:

People who attempt to have full blown conversations with cashiers when there's a massive queue behind them.

I worked on a bank counter for a few years and used to find this really awkward , but felt really embarrassed once when a guy said he loved talking to me about the football and I was the only person he spoke to most weeks.

[Elite]

11 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I worked on a bank counter for a few years and used to find this really awkward , but felt really embarrassed once when a guy said he loved talking to me about the football and I was the only person he spoke to most weeks.

People like that I don't mind as such, it's more the mithering cunts that probably never stop talking to people 24/7. 

[sir roger]

6 minutes ago, Elite said:

People like that I don't mind as such, it's more the mithering cunts that probably never stop talking to people 24/7. 

I agree , there again it's my fault for marrying her.

[A Red]

4 hours ago, Elite said:

People who attempt to have full blown conversations with cashiers when there's a massive queue behind them.

I take a blind bloke shopping and he does this, chats away to the cashier about nothing. When I once tried to discreetly tell him him there was a queue behind him he said "fuck em, they're probably old cunts with nothing to rush for" Hes 83, I let him get on with it.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

23 minutes ago, A Red said:

I take a blind bloke shopping and he does this, chats away to the cashier about nothing. When I once tried to discreetly tell him him there was a queue behind him he said "fuck em, they're probably old cunts with nothing to rush for" Hes 83, I let him get on with it.

That’s Aldi age for you.