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"I might as well say this now, Sue Cook has pulled out"

Imagine how Klopps time would look here if Abu Dhabi hadn't decided to buy in and cheat the sport. You wouldn't have pricks like Roy Keane going on about only 1 title. A prick like Keane would have fuck all to show for his career if a country bought a club during his playing days and subverted all the rules to gain an unfair advantage. I feel pissed off every time city win because they have stolen other clubs success and a lot of it was ours. I have zero respect for them, in my opinion they have won nothing, their players have won nothing and have just wasted their careers with hollow success born of cheating. They can't fill their ground because anybody with integrity can see its shit, like putting cheat codes at the start of a game you get bored far quicker and abandon it sooner.

My mate Dave is married to a lovely Mexican lass and they're over there with their two Liverpool mad young daughters atm, visiting the family. As a welcome for the kids, the family have created this 6 foot Robbo piñata, they're about to whack fuck out of the poor thing in a moment.

Another points deduction please and more severe than the last one as they kept on ignoring the rules. 20 I think is fair. Oh and another 9 when the 777 doesn't go through as they'll be in administration. I remember loads of them laughing their heads off when we were on the verge of administration under Hicks and Gillett.

When will we learn? Never rely on Mozambique.

Exclusive picture of Dave from the Newcastle match.

Jurgen prizes team over individual. He requires every cog in the machine to do its job so the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Mbappe is an outstanding individual talent, but the baggage he brings, along with the outrageous cost, is far more likely to disrupt Jurgen's team ethic. Mbappe might like Liverpool the club but he also seems the type to love the big city lights of Paris, Madrid, London etc.

@Bjornebye & @Strontium

Egypt down 2.1 to Mozambique. Mo could be home early!

Charlie Hebdo over here

Imagine being so shit that Kevin Campbell is your go to as a sky pundit

Spurs to beat United 12-0 please. Why the fuck would we be worrying about Spurs?

Why is he even being talked about? As if he's coming here anyway.

I nearly had a fucking seizure last night watching that. So funny.

Plus the bald dome head. I think I’ve seen him driving a Delta in Bootle. He won’t even let Jon talk about the red wedding.

Their cheering of abu dhabi yesterday will soon be replaced by massive shouts of worraboutery about abu dhabi as they scramble to deflect like fuck from their own failings and play the victims again....

When that 3 year average hits, along with no Champions League it'll be brilliant. I think FFP, seems like a way to punish Chelsea and City, those "non traditional" successful clubs and leave the "traditional" ones (basically United and Liverpool) in a Barcelona/Real Madrid style monopoly. The big end goal surely being to allow them to sell their own TV rights For a fanbase that's supposed, 'to know your history', they seem remarkably ignorant of it. They ae actually in the top 5 clubs for picking up most top flight points, behind us, Arsenal and United, but certainly ahead of City and Chelsea. I'm old enough to remember the time in the early 60s when they were called the Bank of England club, due to their spending, which bought them a league title in 1963. I can remember the vibrant young Everton which won the League in 1970 and which, I feared, would go on to dominate the next few years. They were one of the 'big 5' which set up the Premier League. Their current state is entirely of their own making and nothing to do with FFP.

Made myself a pan of scouse today

Not even Werner thought he would score

If I was a greater Manchester voter with homelessness, dead bodies in canals, business rates for cat friendly alcohol fee gin bars and Gooch close shootouts to worry about, I'd be seriously peeved that he's spending so much time on this horseshit.

I wouldn't acknowledge Carter either, he's a fucking bellend.

Janet Ellis

Public Enemy - Public NME. Please yourselves.

He'll need plenty of that with his new haircut.

There is no time for supporters to start being weak and defeatist. We’ve been great so far and have overcome some huge obstacles. By the end of the month some key players will return and we’ll be well set to go for it. The naysayers and defeatists can get to fuck. No place for that attitude at all.

Sorry mate. The telly is so old we've only got chariot racing from the Colosseum in Rome available. Got a tip for a fella named Hur though.

A sideshow of a player.

Considering she was famous at about 12 I'd be dubious too. Or concerned.

Amazes me the narrative I see around Thiago. I appreciate he is a very good footballer - but literally every other player I can think of who has been as bad or nearly as bad as he has been for being unreliable fitness wise has been largely (and IMO rightly) written off before it got as bad as it has with him, yet I read on RAWK and twatter etc people creaming themselves over him returning and how he will be 'the difference maker'. I'd be amazed if he makes any sort of notable contribution for us again.

Uh Oh Spaghetti’os

Reminds me of Civilisation 2 on the PC.

Anyone is better than Tyler.

Ian Dury - Razzle in my Pocket

Is that when you spit on it before sticking it up her arse?

Lucky there. If that Konsa had gone down that would've been a penalty. Just shows again, there's no benefit to staying on your feet anymore.

Stand And Deliver, by Adam And The Ants, refers to a Dandy Highwayman. I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention.

Murphy looks like someones stuck a bike pump up Ant from Ant'n'Dec's arse and been pumping it for a week

Fuck voting for her, I can guarantee she’s a tory voter and this is just a way of costing Davey his seat without having to put an X next to the conservatives at the next GE. ETA: Has a quick look at her site, under news she has linked 4 articles promoting her. 2 Daily Mail, 1 Daily Telegraph and 1 Kelvin fucking MacKenzie. Obvious as fuck she’s a tory patsy.

Burnham is as much a daft Bloo bellend as any of them. Rotheram wants Bloo votes in May.

Jumbo Jet.

He was spot on, wasn't he.

It seems 99% of the posters on this forum are either married to, or courting ex miss world contestants. Every thread we get regarding some hot chicks, you get the usual "ah, not my cup of tea, wouldn't touch her with a bag of Willie's" Fuck sake lads, pull the other one, we're all in the same boat, chancing our arm trying to get more than 1 ride a month from our middle aged missus.

One sided wipeout. Let’s see that Bivol fight.

She had Sky before anyone else.

Fuck that. If they win another term, we can kiss goodbye to the nhs and say hello to a neolib wet dream - starting with a bonfire of all workers rights and protections.

His attitude to gay people changed when his brother came out. He was happy to use homosexual as a pejorative term stood next to a banner mentioning The King before this. A horrible, hypocritical cunt.