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  1. Richarlison is shit and scores around 8 goals a season if you don't count penalties. On top of this he's by far the biggest cunt in the league. It offends my footballing sensibilities that Brazil have fallen to such an extent that this turd gets a game for them. Everton have done well to get £50m for him. The real issue here is that they paid that much for him to begin with. As I said, he's shit. Enjoy the bench at Spurs you little fucking shithouse.
    11 points
  2. Richarlison proving that to be a top goalscorer you don't have to score a lot of goals, but he is a top goalscorer
    7 points
  3. Another big Jan strike. Deserves its place in this thread.
    6 points
  4. Henderson has been a model pro ever since joining the club. He’s grown to be an outstanding Captain of the club both on and off the pitch. He’ll rightly be regarded as a Liverpool legend in years to come. He’s also never been fucking remotely close to world class.
    4 points
  5. The glue that held reality together.
    3 points
  6. Really? One the biggest bellends in the sport, for me.
    3 points
  7. My Mrs is in Switzerland on a walking holiday. She whatsapped me today from the top of some mountain about 11,000 up to show me the view of the Matterhorn in the distance and to remind me its bin day tomorrow.
    3 points
  8. Everton are shit and their players are shit. That's why they nearly got relegated.
    3 points
  9. Horrible shit player who is more effective on Twitter than on the pitch. Spends his time diving, injuring & stropping about. Everything that’s wrong with the modern player. Now can we fuck this cunt off or what?
    3 points
  10. Heaney can go in the summer
    3 points
  11. Isn't that Mumsnet?
    3 points
  12. Paddle half a mile out, turn around and paddle back in and you'll get a free ticket to Rwanda.
    3 points
  13. Yep and even when it's proven to be fake just keep sending it. Heads exploding all over the place like the end of The Kingsman.
    2 points
  14. You sure it's not a hooker cut to look like Lana Turner?
    2 points
  15. Love the beard reference. 'Oh that's not a beard? I hope he brushed his teeth!' Genius.
    2 points
  16. Why thank you Stig! Started the day with a Toby carvery all you can eat breakfast, which meant I mainly had a plate of bacon (8 rashers) hash browns, mushrooms, sausages and eggs. Wasn't having beans if the choice of extra bacon is there. Now on the cider and can hardly move being so full.
    2 points
  17. You'll not keep Wayne Rooney out of the Old Lady for long.
    2 points
  18. Bollocks to that. May as well just all give up, chops our balls off and play craps with them in the alley. If cats have got a problem with poontang they can go on Twitter and brag to the world for attention that they're now proudly asexual and manically depressed - neither of which I'm sure has anything to do with the other.
    2 points
  19. The problem is, they do take us for fools and evidence suggests they are right to do so.
    2 points
  20. Natalie Wood, New York, 1963.
    2 points
  21. Yeah but we need them to go out of business as well.
    2 points
  22. He’s always left. Never his bloody right.
    2 points
  23. OK, OK, mixed views on this so far.
    2 points
  24. Really difficult one to grade this is, because I feel like Bobby has had a bit of resurgence this year and yet he didn't really have much of an impact on our season. The problem is that it’s been very much stop start as he’s begun to pick up injuries, which was very much unlike him. Have all those games he’s played in recent years caught up with him? Can the guy who fixed Joel do the same for Bobby? Will he even be here next season? There is a lot of uncertainty with Firmino at the moment. I don’t know what the club will do about his contract situation and I don’t really have an opinion on what they should do. The big criticism of Bobby was him not scoring enough goals. I don’t think that was a problem this season. His goals per minutes was really good, he just hasn’t been able to put enough minutes together. Performance wise he was up and down. Sometimes he just looked awful and constantly lost the ball. Other times he looked like the old Bobby. I don’t know if he’ll ever be able to be the Bobby we all know and love on a consistent basis again but I really hope he can. In theory there's no reason why he shouldn't be able to as he should still be in his prime. It's been probably three years since he was doing it consistently though and that has to be a concern. It's also no doubt the reason why the club haven't made a decision on him yet. He's said he wants to stay but there haven't been any mutterings about the club making him an offer. It feels as though his time is coming to an end and his time at Anfield is winding down along with his contract. One thing I do know is that when we’re all old and grey (or in many cases older and greyer than we already are!) and we look back on this golden period under Klopp, almost every memory will probably involve those dazzling white teeth and karate kick celebrations. He’ll go down as one of the most popular players of this era, and considering the wealth of great players (not to mention great lads) we’ve had, that’s some achievement. Previous Season Ratings: 2020/21: Season doesn’t count 2019/20: 7/10 2018/19: 7.5/10 2017/18: 9/10 2016/17: 7.5/10 This Season’s Rating: 7/10 Good goal return but not available enough and found himself on the fringes. Best Moment: A hat-trick against Watford probably. Honourable mentions to doubles against Benfica and Porto. Worst Moment: Nothing specific but there were some wretchedly sloppy moments throughout the season. His performance when he came on against Spurs at home was a particular lowlight. The Future? Probably one more year and then off. If he can recapture the old magic though it might be enough for an extension.
    1 point
  25. Any Labour government, milliband (who I thought was a terrible leader)corbyn,starmer are infinitely preferable to the utter cunt running the country now. And not in a million years would we be in the state we are now.
    1 point
  26. You forgot any sort of borrowing or spending under Labour = shit with the economy and can't be trusted. Record borrowing and debt under pretty much every Tory government = *shrugs shoulders* You have to hand it to the cunts, the general population will believe anything said to them in a plummy Etonian accent.
    1 point
  27. Yes I can see with hindsight that’s not appropriate language to describe trans people. I withdraw it. Apologies.
    1 point
  28. 1 point
  29. We demand pics! Anyway, have good 'un mate.
    1 point
  30. I've got an appointment at 15:10, my hopes are now sky high.
    1 point
  31. I thought you agreed with aRdja and had Son down as the biggest cunt?
    1 point
  32. The missus has covid so is bed ridden and isolating away from the myself and the kids for a bit. With my unusual freedom I watched the first two seasons of top boy on Netflix. Nothing ground breaking, but decent enough and rather gritty. Switched on the 3rd season last night. I lasted about 15 minutes before calling it a day. I had absolutely no i used what they where saying to each other, I genuinely couldn't understand a word. So first two seasons, a respectable 6/10 Season 3. 0/10 fucked if im watching a show in English, with subtitles. You feel me fam!!
    1 point
  33. Imagine getting outraged at some blert on his way out of Everton
    1 point
  34. A forward with 43 league goals in 4 seasons averaging a goal in just over every 3 games? 5 in 38 for Watford? He's fucking shite.
    1 point
  35. How can my office be empty yet everytime I go to the toilet, someone is in there taking a shite? I can't stand being in the same room as someone who is shitting so end up running to another floor to take my piss. Does my head in.
    1 point
  36. Deffo give Mesrine films a look. Like Chairman Meow says,he had a hell of a life too. Vincent Cassell plays Mesrine so a good performance is given.
    1 point
  37. 1 point
  38. Hapless misfits Manchester United.
    1 point
  39. Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye - Bettye Swann
    1 point
  40. Guess thats why they call it the boos
    1 point



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