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Parkinsons finished off my old fella. Cunt of a disease. RIP Ray, YNWA.

Very sad news , great player was Ray

Pickford must be well jealous of Meslier.

Shouldn’t be too crowded there anyway.

Cunts

I’ve got Newcastle on a bet but I cheered that Pukki goal when it went in. Fuck Newcastle

My Dad's just been diagnosed with it too. Ray was a brilliant player, very sad that he suffered for so long. I loved that interview when Paisley spoke about him saying he was the player all the coaches asked about.

I once got into an argument with DJ Khaled Two years ago I was working on a ship based out of Miami. It had a charter cruise that July called days of summer, it was basically a cruise that was hired out privately so Cardi B, Post Malone and a few other acts I don't like could do some sets and charge a fortune. The crew didn't have their regular duties that week, so I was asked to check passes and lanyards on the stairs below the backstage area. If they pushed past us, that's when these roided up chests working for Cardi B would fill them in. I'm checking passes and everything's going smoothly until this 30 stone bearded gammon tries to push past me. "Excuse me mate, have you got a pass to go up there?" "Don't need one, I'm an act" "Sound, but you still need to prove it" "Motherfucker, I'm DJ Khaled!" "Good for you, but put your fuckin' lanyard on" He continues swearing away until one of the security upstairs notices and let's him through. I'd never heard of him until then. He's this fella who does a lot of guest collabs with the likes of Justin Beiber. I just thought he was a taxi driver that had won big on the horses or something Anyway, he's a shitcunt

Chris Kamara once told me I’d never amount to anything in a public house urinal.

Get the ball, knock it around a bit, score a goal. Repeat a minimum of twelve times. Wish Everton Merry Christmas and then fuck off home.

There's supposed to be a code of the sea that you come to people in distress, regardless of any other concern, it's like Bushido shit that you just don't fuck with. They're rats.

My eldest son's much loved Dachshund, he is 1yr old.

So sad.Diagnosed withParkinson’s aged 35! My mum was diagnosed at 70. Rest in peace Ray, you were a true great. 5 league cups and 3 European cups in 7 years.

Shite going down this season would be a magnificent dream come true.

That Midfield of Kennedy, Souness, McDermott and Case was some unit. RIP Ray.

I got into a spontaneous rant mid-Black Lives Matter lecture today about the superiority of the Beatles to the Stones. Leaving aside the bizarre diversion, I'm not sure my students knew what I was talking about.

Calling masks' effectiveness against Covid "quackery" is so clearly trolling. There are studies showing they are effective and some showing they are less so. It's at least debatable, not "quackery". Why are people still engaging that dipshit Stronts about it? Just let him ramble incoherently like an idiot.

Guaranteed things to happen tomorrow Van Dijk to get booed for having the audacity to get injured and for that "hip tackle" on James that ruined the greatest Everton career since dixie lad. Richarlison to flop about like a fish on a canal bank after the slightest of touches, or gets breathed on then he'll try do someone just cos he's Everton isn't he. Boos galore, Coleman to get in the referees ear every 5 seconds and Rondon to spark up a fag during the game as he'll be that bored up top with the lack of service.

How many boosters will I need, Pep?

Dave Chappelle discussing the attack:

Jota was a man who thought he was a Wanderer, but he knew it wouldn’t last Jota left his home in Porto in the sunshine Playing on the Anfield grass… JOTA! JOTA! Something smething something something

They really don't like van Dyke, do they? Presumably they reject his Baroque flamboyance in favour of Vermeer's simplicity.

Proper pisses me off that ITV+1 is further down the channel list than ITV2+1, it makes zero sense.

Physician heal thyself.

Are you sure that's not Rafa's house?

Who can forget the goal he scored in Munich 1981 with his right foot an absolute peach as well , remember listening at home no live games in those days just the final and going mental when he put it away took us to the final that goal . RIP Ray sadly another legend leaves us YNWA

Lost some relatives to that cunt of an illness. RIP RAY. One of our greatest ever players.

The editors are lying fucking cunts. It isn't a circular discussion at all. That is a pitiful cop out, that even they don't believe. Of course it's ingrained, there have been decades and decades of this poisonous shit. It would probably need a generation to cleanse society of this mendacious cuntery. Who has said anything about "magically stopping"?

Weird these masks that don't stop aerosols from being exhaled, but stop oxygen being inhaled so that people allegedly can't breath properly while wearing them.

Back to the point, wear a mask for others not yourself.

Shit. I’m just to young to remember having seen him but my dad (who now has Parkinson’s himself) raves on him. Integral part of Paisley’s early success. He’d suffered with that disease for many years - I remember hearing him speaking about it probably about 30 years ago. Very sad.

Because there is a time lapse between having it and knowing you've got it.

Going to have to make my updates a monthly thing, so here's the update for November for those out on loan. Vitezslav Jaros (St. Pat's) - Since the last update, St. Pat's have played 3 league games and 1 cup game. Jaros played in 2 of the final 3 league games, keeping 1 clean sheet in the process as St. Pat's ended their league campaign finishing second in the table, 16 points behind winners Shamrock Rovers. However, St. Pat's would finish the season on a high with a penalty shoot-out victory over Bohs to win the FAI Cup with Jaros playing a major part in their victory with 2 important saves deep into extra time. Vit's loan spell at St. Pat's has now ended and he will return to the club until January at least - I would expect him to go out on loan for the second half of the season. He finishes his loan spell with the following stats: League - 34 appearances (34 starts); 38 goals conceded and 11 clean sheets. Cup - 5 appearances (5 starts); 3 goals conceded and 2 clean sheets. Overall, a very good loan spell for the young Czech keeper who has made quite the impression during the season for St. Pat's. Jakub Ojrzynski (Caernarfon Town) - 3 games for Jakub since the last update, 2 wins and a loss with the young Polish stopper keeping 1 clean sheet in the 3 games as Caernarforn continue to be an inconsistent side this season. Sepp van den Berg (Preston) - Played every minute of the 5 games that Preston have played since the last update (2 wins, 1 draw & 2 losses). Looks like Sepp has been moved into the back 3 as the right-sided centre-back after having started the season as the first choice right wingback. Ben Davies (Sheffield United) - After missing the first 2 games of November with an injury, Ben has returned to the Sheffield United starting lineup and has played every minute of the last 3 games during the month as the Blades are slowly showing signs of getting their season on track. Rhys Williams (Swansea City) - Still tough for Rhys to find game time in South Wales, featuring in the matchday squad in just 3 of the 5 games in November, and being an unused sub in 2 of those 3 games. He did however get the full 90 last time out in the 3-2 defeat to Reading. His situation will likely be evaluated in the next few weeks. Adam Lewis (Livingston) - Just 2 games for Livi in November, but Adam continues to struggle with injury and has not featured for a while now. Anderson Arroyo (CD Mirandes) - Totally different story for Anderson who continues to be a regular for Mirandes, playing every minute of the 5 games played in November. Their form has dropped recently and are starting to fall down the table, so hopefully, this will not impact Anderson's future game time. Leighton Clarkson (Blackburn) - Another youngster finding game time tricky to come by this month. Despite featuring in the matchday squad for all 5 fixtures this month, Leighton has made just 1 appearance from the bench, as a 67th-minute sub in the 1-1 draw at Bristol City. Jake Cain (Newport County) - Young Jake continues to get game time for Newport, mostly from the bench. In the 6 games that Newport have played this month, Jake started the FA Cup defeat at Morecombe before being replaced in the 77th minute. He didn't feature in the squad for the EFL Trophy defeat at Swindon and has come off the bench in 3 of 4 league games played this month, although was an unused sub in the most recent fixture. Ben Woodburn (Hearts) - 3 games for Hearts this month, with Ben starting twice before being replaced in the second half of each game. An unused sub this past weekend though. Ben grabbed a brace in the first of November's fixtures for Hearts in a 5-2 home win against Dundee United. Sheyi Ojo (Millwall) - Sheyi looks to have dropped down the pecking order during November. Started the month as an unused sub before making appearances from the bench for the next 3 games, totalling ~50 minutes during those appearances. He did, however, start the game at the weekend before being replaced in the 72nd minute. Paul Glatzel (Tranmere Rovers) - An encouraging month for Glatzel despite starting the month as an unused sub in the FA Cup win at Crawley. Paul would turn in a man of the match performance in Tranmere's next fixture, a 3-2 victory over Oldham in the EFL Trophy, as he helped himself to a brace and an assist as he played the full 90 minutes. Next up was an appearance from the bench in a 1-0 defeat to Sutton before featuring for the full 90 in Tranmere's last 2 fixtures, a 2-2 draw at Bristol Rovers where Paul bagged himself another goal and assist, followed by a 2-1 win over Bradford at the weekend with Paul grabbing the winning goal to end his most productive month of the loan spell so far. Luis Longstaff (Queen's Park) - A mixed bag for Luis this month. 2 appearances from the bench and 2 starts before being replaced. The 2 starts came in the last 2 league fixtures prior to the weekend's Scottish Cup defeat to SPFL side Kilmarnock, so perhaps Luis will feature a little more in the league going forward.

Good responses.

Matter of time for Rafa whatever happens tomorrow. Don't blame him taking the chance to come home with the background comfort blanket of a huge payout , but don't think Moshiri has any real understanding of their fanbase. Then again , outside a few specialists at Rampton I can't imagine many people really do.

When VVD didn't win it in 2019, I fucked it off for good

Has the variant that was discovered last week been officially declared ultra mild, or is that just some anecdotal stuff from young people in southern Africa? Nobody even knew it existed a week ago. It is an inconvience wearing a mask. But it's not a big deal. It's an inconvience having to walk around full clothed, but sadly modern society doesn't appear to be onboard with me walking around with my gut out and ball sack swinging. Frankly I find the oppression of being forced to be clothed in public an unacceptable freedom to have taken away.

so you put the bottle of jarg Kouros down and stormed out

It's been absolute dogshit ever since the powers-that-be decided that the winner must have some connection with the El Clasico cunts. The last player to win in and have no connection with those two is Shevchenko back in 2004. Ukraine hadn't qualified for Euro 2004, and Milan didn't win the Champions League (though they did win Serie A) but the Ukrainian's performances that year were outstanding so the award was fully merited. Lewandowski's basically been robbed of the award 2 years running now, and he's been even more impressive than Shevchenko was back then.

Agreed. And you can say exactly the same thing about organised religion!

Just finished Episode 1. George has walked. Martin is sitting next to Paul in the group discussion saying something like ‘I think a show at the Cavern would be great, but that’s the least of our worries right now’ to which Paul responds ‘right now the problem is breathing’ or there abouts, to which Martin just throws him a very concerned look. Unbelievable this, what Jackson’s done. Phenomenal. I’m 11 years old again - that was my age in 1969. Even the opening shot of Liverpool in 1956 - my Dad’s prime, as a merchant seamen for PSNC on the Peru / Chile run, 2 yrs married to my Mum and living in Bramhall Road, Crosby. In 1964, the only way my Dad could get me down to the Barbers in Formby, for a short back and sides, was to buy me a Beatles EP. It’s cathartic. Happy to own up to massive bouts of crying. Still mourning the breakup all those years ago. I needed this w/o even knowing it. Here it is and here they are. The only question now, is what the fuck am I going to do when its over?