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I had to laugh when I saw the advertising hoardings proclaiming that Elland Road was going cashless. What, again?

Mixed news. Scan shows it’s in Gra’s lymphatic system, but only showing in one node (at the moment) in his breast. He’ll be booked in for urgent surgery to remove the lymph node and then 12 months Immunotherapy. They’ll rescan after surgery and hope it’s not spread anywhere else.

Keep an eye out for this cunt.

Just popping in to laugh my head off!

I know a lot are pissed off with Mane but I'm cool with it, I guess that old saying is true in that at least he's getting in the positions to actually miss them as for large parts of last season he wasn't even doing that. I remember the Napoli deciding group game in 2018 when he could and should have had about 5 (thanks to Allison's late save it didn't matter) and that season and Mane didn't turn out too bad..For me he was starting to look like the Sadio of old

My heart goes out to all of the lads who have lost their bezzies, as described in the last two or so pages. My 21 year old cat died last week in the Mrs' arms and we were all quite cut up over it, it's never easy seeing any living thing die in front of you. The dogs have been so quiet since, but are starting to get back to their old selves now.

Played the new course at Sunningdale yesterday. Shot 85, but played way better than that. Dropped eight shots on between 9 and 11 though after getting some bad lies in the heather. If you miss the green in the wrong spot there it's big trouble. Highlight was when Wes Brown let us play through and I smoked a 3 wood off the deck 235yds onto the top tier of the green to set up a 15 foot eagle putt. I didn't make it, but Wes was effusive in his praise of the shot and now has a completely false impression of my ability! Full account of it will be in the next golf diary.

Jamie Carragher believes that Mo Salah is still underrated despite his fine record for the club. The Egyptian superstar scored his 100th Premier League goal in the Reds 3-0 win against Leeds on Sunday. 98 of those goals have come in Liverpool colours from just 155 league appearances while his overall record for the club has him on 128 goals from 208 games. It is why Carragher says that the impact of Salah has been such a important factor in the success of the team and why he is just as vital to future prospects. Sky Sports reported the Liverpool great as saying: "He is massively important and sometimes I feel sorry for Mo Salah because I think he goes under the radar in terms of Liverpool. "When people talk about Liverpool winning the league, they always go back to Liverpool signing Alisson and Virgil Van Dijk. Mo Salah came in six months before [Van Dijk]. “It is the three of them but everyone mentions that it was the goalkeeper and the centre-back that took Liverpool to this next level. Mo Salah is a huge part of that.” Consistency and durability are two major aspects that make a great player and Carragher believes that having a player like that in your ranks is incredibly invaluable. “We should not forget as well that Salah plays from the right. Yes, he is a wide forward but he does not play through the centre. He is Johnny on the spot. “If he goes a few games without a goal you just think there is one coming because it is Mo Salah. That is just how it is." While this summer was largely noted for re-signings more than new players arriving at the club, the pundit believes money should not be an issue when locking away the 29 year-old. “Now, he (Salah) obviously wants a few quid. And rightly so. Good luck to him. He deserves it. He deserves to be one of the highest paid players in the Premier League for what he has done since he came to Liverpool, he really does. "He is never injured and year after year he is top goalscorer. He just is. That is what he is.” The former Centre-back who made 737 appearances for Liverpool across 17 seasons is very well placed to assess where Salah sits in the pecking order when it comes to all-time greats. “When you pick your all-time Liverpool XI, there are positions where you just think, 'He is in.' Alan Hansen, Graeme Souness, John Barnes, Steven Gerrard, Ian Rush and Kenny Dalglish. You could fill all those positions no matter what this team does. “There is nobody you ever think of on the right. Mo Salah will be in that position when he finishes his Liverpool career. He will be in that all-time Liverpool XI. There is no doubt for me about that.” · View full article

Just come in from work to hear the terrible news that Ole has been bummed by some young boys.

Oh dear

I got a Red Letter Day for a legends day at Anfield for Xmas in 2019. Due to the pandemic, we could only use it a couple of weeks ago. Molby was the legend that day My Dad loved Molby as a player. When we got our photos Dad said to him “I have 2 favourite memories of you - Wembley in 92. You didn’t move from the centre circle all day and just pinged it everywhere and Palace at 6-1, where you did the same but left the circle to rifle in a penalty and then went back to doing the same”. Molby loved it.

Just till pasture bedtime

Wish someone would kick this twat into orbit.

Rosamund Pike. She was immense in the first Jack Reacher film.

I don't mind that one, not so much as a footy top though. Reminds me a bit of this:

All jokes aside, his mother died yesterday. Her ex husband and Boris's father Stanley was just on morning TV reminiscing about her and it was actually quite touching, he spoke of her fondly and expressed regret that although parted he'll no longer have the pleasure to wish her happy birthday, spend time at Christmas with her and give her a left hook to eye when she gets a bit above herself. RiP.

Happily drives a blue car? Haha, fucking hell, give a contract extension on that alone. Imagine.

Only one man I know could do that

Pretty much summed up my feelings , Dave , and interesting to see the first use of the word Chancellery in a body of writing since Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated. The only thing that I was alarmed by and hasn't really been mentioned on the various threads was how long Andy Madley tried to find any excuse to chalk off Fab's goal.

It'll be a cold day in hell before I accept Salah is better than Sam Raybould.

Shameful nepotism by failing to mention Bamford’s mistake in helping Fab score, just because he has ‘my boy’ status…

Thing is, overall I thought this was more like the old Mane. Even when he was properly firing he'd have these games where he played really well and miss a bunch of chances. His overall play was really good, I thought. He looked really sharp, moved the ball well, his movement was good, he looked right at it. He was a bit more decisive. There was less of what we saw last season where he would tiredly just try and keep hold of the ball before getting easily tackled. Overall, I think it's a net positive despite the missed chances. I feel better about the possibility of him recapturing his better form after this.

Harbour Lights cafe in Lossiemouth, Full Scottish breakfast £12 including tea & toast. All the meat products were very good apart from the Lorne sausage, the Stornaway black pudding and haggis was lovely , wanted some mushrooms but they wanted an extra £1.50 and wouldn’t do a swap for the Lorne sausage. My other half of tomato must have fallen off the plate somewhere between the kitchen and the table. Decent breakfast solid 8/10

Anyone who thinks Bon Jovi are shit is defo some kind of fucking moron, that's for sure.

Must be a sweet piece of arse, mine would have been given a bike months back and told that’s all she’s riding, me included, until she passes her test. Nothing like a bit of rampant misogyny to fire up the ambition of a floozy.

Get it changed mate. There’s absolutely no reason to make life harder for yourselves. There are obvious benefits to her from you giving her a lift - her time, her money, her effort etc. And those benefits have worth, but if you don’t address the aggravation it’s causing you, it’ll end up causing rows and resentment, and it sounds like that’s not necessary. life’s hard enough without us finding ways to make it harder. get talking to her about it too. Don’t just suggest change, explain that it’s getting you down - not giving her a lift, but the impact the timings have on your day. work it out, find a compromise, get her driving, win.

Final season of Narcos Mexico out on November 5th https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/narcos-mexico-final-season-3-netflix-1235012541/

And he's spot on. I remember I was watching an El Clasico on my own one night, and Messi scored this. I actually stood up off the couch and clapped! Sounds ridiculous, but it just happened. Can't remember the greasy one ever doing anything like that in such a big game. Cunt.

Man utd fans are the most entitled bellends in world football along with Barcelona and Real Madrid fans. They wouldn't give a fuck about the Glazers if they had won as much as Man City had the last decade. They just hate not being top dogs. Big gang of glory hunting twats. It's just a fucking bandwagon to jump on every now and again when it suits. The weekend completely destroyed any notion that they are serious. If they wanted them out they would have barricaded the club shop to stop people buying Ronaldo shirts at £100 a go and organised a massive protest on Saturday. Apparently it was the most watched Premier League game ever. One of the Glazers even turned up because he knew their fans have been bought off by the Ronaldo signing. But apart from a few half hearted chants absolutely nothing happened. Even the ones protesting a few months ago were buying shirts and bragging about how much Ronaldo's signing made the club on the stock exchange!. Saying the signing paid for itself. If they had FSG as owners they would be crying their arsed off. Sell to buy and minimal investment in the team over the last few windows. They just want a richer Arab than City to come in and blow every other club out the water. Go on Twatter and their fan accounts are just like talksport coming out with stupid shite just to get a reaction off people. They brag about Premier League titles then go on about the 20 titles they have to suit whatever argument they have. Some fucking gimps go on about Duncan Edwards being the best player ever without ever seeing him play or knowing anything about him. Most of their fans just like having bragging rights over other fans and don't really enjoy the footy. A couple of Mancs I work with refused to talk about football for 3 years while they were shit and we were good. The only thing they ever said was "you haven't won the Premier League". Then it was "you've got the same amount as Leicester and Blackburn". They basically can't handle the fact that Alex Ferguson has gone. Although they still get their own way on most things they don't have his influence any more and can't handle that Us, City and Chelsea are more competitive than when they were hoovering up titles with only Arsenal really challenging them over a long period.

Beating a dead horse here lads.

Lots of great photos, I love this thread. Monty has a new favourite tree to drink filthy water from. Scruff.

SPOILER ALERT: It won’t be.

And the thing is, hes fully embraced it hasnt he? Happily drives a blue car, talks about coming home when he got here, seems very happy and relaxed here. It's almost like he resents Liverpool and their fickle supporters are all the abuse they gave him at the back end of his spell, where they drove him out. Like Quote Reply Report Reactions:NathDogg and helpimonfire Drives a blue car - hahahaha! We drove him out eh? Nothing like what happened to poor Red Ron and his Christmas tree. Most deluded set of weirdos going. They call us the cult - this from a fan base who trot out the exact same things as each other almost to the letter. You hear one of the new sound bites from one of them, and just know you’ll be hearing it from them all within weeks. Absolute fucking barm pots

Ps5’s on very now if anyone’s after one. Go to the one with a disc as there’s no queue

Bit of an odd one this as when my Mrs goes in hospital on Thursday the kids have been told to ‘ keep me busy ‘ don’t know if I feel old or young?

Puffins are gay Penguins.

Ridsdale spent the redevelopment money on goldfish and Seth Johnson.

Was looking through some old playlists and found this. Some voice on this fella Brook Benton Rainy Night in Georgia.mp4

Got to add this in too. On top of his 128 goals in 207 appearances, he's also contributed 45 assists in those 207 appearances. 173 goal contributions in 207 appearances is phenomenal. Worth noting that 17 of his 128 goals have come from the spot from 16 of the 207 appearances - 14 penalties scored in the league. (Scored 2 penalties in the 4-3 home win against Leeds at the start of last season). So, even when you take out his penalties, he's scored 111 goals from open play in 207 appearances in all competitions. Outstanding.

Got a ticket for this. A European night at Anfield against one of the great names in football. I can not fucking wait! Just, y'know, get these beat, Reds.

Canada? My first thought was, ah, stolen from Romania, brought to the Anglia. Playing on arrival, playing for survival.