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I'll go for best 5 film run instead, which belongs to John Cazale. This is his entire movie career before he died of cancer at 42: The Godfather The Conversation The Godfather Part II Dog Day Afternoon The Deer Hunter

Couldn't disagree with that more. They have a better squad than results are showing, yes, but they basically need a whole new back four and midfield (bar Pogba). And I'm not convinced that Rashford and Martial are these world beaters everyone seems to think they are. In short, they're shit, and an absolute bunch of twats.

Years ago I was turning down the road near Glasnevin cemetery when a young lad (probably 18 and I was about 27) driving a souped up civic completely cut me in half going from 2 lanes to 1. He caused me to actually lose control and end up on the kerb. Luckily the cars behind braked and didn’t smack into me. I got my car back on the road (no damage) and drove after the little fucker who hadn't even stopped. I was raging as you can imagine and when I caught up with him and promptly put my hand on the horn and started shouting at him, he started laughing and then gave me the finger. At this stage I'm completely insane with anger so he is getting the reaction he wants. However, with me manically gesturing to him, he looks in his rear view mirror, drops a gear and floors it, sadly, for him, he's looking in his mirror at me and not in front and he drives straight into a skip on the side of the road. I'd love to say I'm not proud of what I did next, but I am. I got out of the car and went over to him. His car was fairly fucked and he was behind the wheel moaning about his legs, back and head hurting. I reached in the broken window and belted him 3 times right on the bridge of the nose until it was flat and pumping blood and then happily got in my car and drove away. For a few weeks after I was waiting for a knock on the door from the police, but it never came. I’m actually not a violent person at all and that's probably the last time I punched anyone (over 8 years ago), but that fucker wound me up.

Wasn't great and we got what we deserved but you know what even when we were the best in Europe we played shite and lost. Nice to see some fannies are already out wanting xy and z dropped, how City are going to wipe the floor with us.......etc etc it does make you think some people love us losing more than winning

Seeing Henderson in there fills me with confidence. The sort of confidence you have when boarding a long-haul flight with two broken arms 5 minutes after drinking dirty water from a Bombay sewer.

When you are the architect of the shitstorm in which we now find ourselves as a country the last thing you should be doing is fucking ‘dancing’ onto a stage with your gurning image broadcast to millions

Another reason why they need to stay in the lower leagues until the end of time

Two words. Celery Bad Boy.

Mark Coulter signing up on an alternate account I see

Somebody throw a cabbage at Klopp FFS

I liked the bit where that ref fella blew his whistle for half time.

The least funny Marx Brother, and that’s saying something.

Because he was the manager?

That’s lucky, cause we don’t play a 4-4-2. I didn’t want Ox, I still wouldn’t have bought him. He was loads of money, injury prone, and was in the last year of his contract. For the same sort of reasons, I don’t want Ramsey. I hope we are not sitting here this time next year with him on the injury table, costing 1m a month.

I cant believe how flat we were. There was no link up play at all between midfield and attack or even between the attackers, it was like a collection of individuals and not a team. Mane i thought did ok, he at least tried to run at their defence and bring the ball forward but he had no support as was constantly outnumbered. Gomez I thought was absolutely magnificent, not only did he do his own job but he spent most of the second half covering for the lamentable TAA who kept wandering into the middle of the pitch and leaving his man in acres of space just as he did with Hazard on Saturday when he cost us the goal and was nowhere to be seen when Napoli scored at our back post on his side. Van dijk was brilliant first half but I thought he deteriorated badly in the second and got drawn well out of position for the goal. The midfield werent at the races all game really, keita was totally inept in the time he was on and after a bright 10 mins after coming on Henderson reverted to type. Gini I thought was decent first half but disappeared second half until Fabinho came on and he was able to push further up. Milner did a lot of chasing but no much else. All in all a really disappointing night as Napoli are a good team but really nothing special at all and we couldnt even muster a single shot on target.

In about three games.

Make it fucking stop!

You’re just a wannabe SteveO.

Predictable levels of fanniness on here

The front 3 are instructed to stay high and make themselves available for the counter. Mane never stopped running tonight, carried the ball like a running back at times. Salah looked stronger than he has for a while although he is massively low on confidence. Firmino couldn't get into it at all but to say he didn't look arsed is ridiculous. The midfield was the root of our problems tonight - even with Naby on the pitch we were too narrow, perhaps because the full backs were neither here nor there. Henderson was the only midfielder to come out of that with any credit (although Fabinho was OK when he came on) as the others wee giving it away from minute 1. I don't think I've seen Robertson play so badly before and Trent was really poor, although he made one unbelievable tackle midway through the second half. Every time they launched it long (their only tactic by the way) our defence was at full stretch. Gomez in particular, along with VVD and Alisson kept us in it. The ref gave us absolutely fuck all - every time Mane got free he was hacked down - and that didn't help, but it seemed like every time we tried to clear our lines we just gave it away. Just thoroughly careless and it's worrying the number of late goals we are giving away. The worry for the weekend is that when we've played well against City it's been by flying out of the blocks with pace and power and those are the attributes we are lacking right now, especially without Naby. Dickheads will have a go at Mo but I thought he kept plugging away, despite being badly out of form. I've said it before - he needs a rest. He won;t get that at the weekend mind you. He just needs one te go in off his arse on Sunday.

What especially fucks me off about our midfielders is that they're all shit scared to take a shot from outside the box. Fucking impotent blank firers.

Nah by the time of his injury he had made himself a key member of the first XI. He had a difficult start while he was learning the ropes but once he got into the swing of things he was largely brilliant. I’ll fight you over this

Really looking forward to tonight. Emmerdale, Coronation Street and in bed by five past nine.

Rob Reiner had a solid 5 film run as director in the 80s and 90s. Stand By Me The Princess Bride When Harry Met Sally Misery A Few Good Men

It's hardly a shocker that a man who has been recorded admitting he can do anything he wants and grabs women by the pussy turns out to be the kind of guy who would mock someone who claims they've been raped. The man was a cunt before he was elected, he's being a cunt while he's elected and he'll be a cunt after when he's no longer in power. I hope a member of the secret service goes mental and bums him to death.

If I got an alert for Hollister, I’d end up smashing my phone.

He wouldn’t work in a 4-4-2 though IMO.

Once a blue always a blue

This is hilarious. https://twitter.com/mattturner4l/status/1047441625570586625?s=21

Cant be arsed with TK Max, fucking lines and lines of clothes that you have to sift through. And when you do its shite

Please the first team tonight, please. Win. Then play the first team against Manchester City, and win that. Sturridge and Shaqiri off the bench in both with 20 minutes to go. There, easy.

A man with a winking problem applies for a job at a large advertising company. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry...we can't hire you." "But wait," the man says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!" "Really? Great! Show me!" So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking. "Well," says the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!" "Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!" "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?" "Oh, that," he sighs. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy winking, and asked for aspirin?"

He's going round suggesting that May's Chequers Plan will help stir the far right in this country. Conveniently ignoring that his rhetoric ever since talk of Brexit first surfaced has done nothing but galvanise the far right. Malignant cunt who should be locked in a windowless room with Nigel Farage and a rabid rat.

He hasn't got a clue who his best 11 players are, hasn't got a clue what his best formation is, chopping and changing both for every single match. He hates his players, the fans, the board, and they all hate each other. It's a beautiful implosion of indignity and petulance.

Restoring this thread to what it was meant to be...nice one, Sugar Ape

The Coens, from Blood Simple to The Man Who Wasn't There. Nine films. Pure gold. Also Wes Anderson (Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Life Aquatic) Also Hayao Miyazaki.

Negged.

Robert DeNiro Mean Streets (1973) The Godfather Part 2 (1974) Taxi Driver (1976) Ridiculous run.

This "good ol' democracy" of yours, does it include crashing the country into a neoliberal hellhole, because 51.9% of the electorate were duped by a bus full of liars, chancers and racists?

And for an extra £50, you can get the full match-day experience - you get into the stand and get carried towards the pitch in the arms of a grown man who's throwing punches at an opposition player.

Flying banners over grounds is also single handedly the saddest thing I've ever seen, it makes me ashamed to be English. If the mancs were a kid they'd turn up on no uniform day with a 'just do it' Nike t-shirt on and take the piss out of everyone else's clothes, get snotted, start crying, then their mum (Who works in insurance but has taken the afternoon off for the odious little shitbag) would come in to see the head and demand action was taken. He'd also be the first kid in the class to have a Mega drive, bought for him by his nan because she knows her son (The kid's dad) secretly hates him and she feels guilty.

I'm bored

Napoli 0-0 Liverpool, just 8 years ago. Reina ( Allison) Kelly (Trent) Carra (VVD) Skrtel (Gomez) Konchesky ( Robertson) Spearing (Milner) Shelvey (Gini) Poulsen ( Henderson) Babel ( Salah) Ngog ( Firmino) Jovanavic (Mane) Roy (Klopp) The phrase not fit to lace his boots brings to mind.

Disagree. It’ll be a little be East. Mostly south east though.