FAO Seraf or Other Italians.

[Guest simon]

Need confirmation apparently Aqualani is on his way back because he cant agree wages with Juve. Apparently in the italian press. If so when would he be back and would it be the end poulson.

[Wor Horse]

Can only Italians answer this?

[Magic Sponge]

I'm just about to pick a pizza up from Papa Johns on Allerton Road, I'll ask them.

[JohnnyH]

If there's any Chinese people here can they advise how to hold chopsticks. Cheers.

[RedinSweden]

I need a jap to help me with my phone.

[House of Dirk]

Im going to ask Joe Jordan because he can speak Italian, although if he answers back in Scottish, we will still be none the wiser.

[Jim MM]

I know a guzz-eyed man named Quill, which is Irish for Aquilani. I'll give him a ring.

[razor]

Americans. The invasion of Iraq: what was that all about, then?

[Fugitive]

Can any Canadians advise me on the simplest way to club a Seal to death?

[Liverpool lad]

30 mil player for 20 mil that lad so I heard

[llego]

Americans. The invasion of Iraq: what was that all about, then?

 

Butter.

 

Only leftie vegan health freaks use oil.

[Funkasy]

Liverpool.no said juventus wouldn't pay the price for him, nothing about wages etc.

[Fugitive]

Can any Canadians advise me on the simplest way to club a Seal to death?

 

Come on, you flappy headed cunts. He's going to get away...

 

[Fugitive]

Liverpool.no said juventus wouldn't pay the price for him, nothing about wages etc.

 

Are you Italian?

[Johnni]

I wonder if some guy called Simioni on the Juventus forum is asking if any English people can confirm if he's going back to Liverpool or not.

[Fugitive]

I've just had a funny thought. I wonder if some guy called Simioni on the Juventus forum is asking if any English people can confirm if he's going back to Liverpool or not.

[Newport]

Ok, Swedes: I have a banana, can any of you help me peel it?

[JohnnyH]

I've just had a funny thought. I wonder if some guy called Simioni on the Juventus forum is asking if any English people can confirm if he's going back to Liverpool or not.

 

ha ha, repped

[Captain Turdseye]

I've just had a funny thought. I wonder if some guy called Simioni on the Juventus forum is asking if any English people can confirm if he's going back to Liverpool or not.

 

How do you come up with these great statements?

[robslappa]

I think Aquilani would excel under Dalglish.

[Stu Monty]

If there's any Chinese people here can they advise how to hold chopsticks. Cheers.

 

I went for a Chinese meal with some of the missus' mates a while back and the girl sat next to me was clearly of Chinese origin. She turned to me and said: "Let me see how you're holding those chopsticks". I thought she was going to give me marks out of ten or something as so said "There; how's that?" - to which she replied "I've no idea, I've never used them before".

 

I out-chinked her big time.

[Johnni]

I've just had a funny thought. I wonder if some guy called Simioni on the Juventus forum is asking if any English people can confirm if he's going back to Liverpool or not.

 

You fucker Fuge.

[moof]

I went for a Chinese meal with some of the missus' mates a while back and the girl sat next to me was clearly of Chinese origin. She turned to me and said: "Let me see how you're holding those chopsticks". I thought she was going to give me marks out of ten or something as so said "There; how's that?" - to which she replied "I've no idea, I've never used them before".

 

I out-chinked her big time.

 

Ha ha ha fair play to you lad

[Lou Weed]

Any Egyptians here? I'm building a pyramid and I need a bit of help with the measurements

[Fugitive]

Any Egyptians here? I'm building a pyramid and I need a bit of help with the measurements

 

Pharaoh play to you, mate.