Your'e just a fat Spanish waiter !!!!

[3637]

We hear this sang to Rafa almost every game and we sit there and listen to it, or respond with Rafa,Raphael etc . I was thinkin what we could sing back to the other clubs managers !

 

Steve Bruce - has got a big fat head

David Moyes - your'e just a smalltime bitter jockstrap

Alex Ferguson -whisky nose whisky nose give us a wave

Arsene Wenger- You stink of Garlic (clap clap clap clap clap)

Martin O'Neil- sit down you stupid twat, sit down you stupid twat

Mancini - That scarf looks fuckin stupid

Redknapp- Harry Harry give us a twitch Harry give us a twitch

Allardyce- Allardyce Allardyce your'e a bum boy to fergie, kiss his feet lick his arse and to top it your ugly ( tune of eidleweiss)

 

Cant think of anymore but all of the grounds we go to Rafa gets abuse

[El Rojo]

We hear this sang to Rafa almost every game and we sit there and listen to it, or respond with Rafa,Raphael etc . I was thinkin what we could sing back to the other clubs managers !

 

Steve Bruce - has got a big fat head

David Moyes - your'e just a smalltime bitter jockstrap

Alex Ferguson -whisky nose whisky nose give us a wave

Arsene Wenger- You stink of Garlic (clap clap clap clap clap)

Martin O'Neil- sit down you stupid twat, sit down you stupid twat

Mancini - That scarf looks fuckin stupid

Redknapp- Harry Harry give us a twitch Harry give us a twitch

Allardyce- Allardyce Allardyce your'e a bum boy to fergie, kiss his feet lick his arse and to top it your ugly ( tune of eidleweiss)

 

Cant think of anymore but all of the grounds we go to Rafa gets abuse

 

Repped for being a bit odd.

[laddo]

Either that or we could just sing about Liverpool and not become bitter knobs / nationwide chumps like Wolves who sing about other managers?

[llego]

Repped because I came in here ready to neg

[ReddOrDedd]

"Your'e" – really?

[Carradona]

We hear this sang to Rafa almost every game and we sit there and listen to it, or respond with Rafa,Raphael etc . I was thinkin what we could sing back to the other clubs managers !

 

Steve Bruce - has got a big fat head

David Moyes - your'e just a smalltime bitter jockstrap

Alex Ferguson -whisky nose whisky nose give us a wave

Arsene Wenger- You stink of Garlic (clap clap clap clap clap)

Martin O'Neil- sit down you stupid twat, sit down you stupid twat

Mancini - That scarf looks fuckin stupid

Redknapp- Harry Harry give us a twitch Harry give us a twitch

Allardyce- Allardyce Allardyce your'e a bum boy to fergie, kiss his feet lick his arse and to top it your ugly ( tune of eidleweiss)

 

Cant think of anymore but all of the grounds we go to Rafa gets abuse

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

[hamstrung]

Mancini - That scarf looks fuckin stupid

 

 

That might be the best song ever written.

[JohnnyH]

"Your'e" – really?

 

Negged for having a go at a typo.

[Barnesey]

I have been working on a game of "Championship Bingo", so called cus it tends to be those fans recently from the Championship (but not exclusively) who chant Fat Spanish Waiter, You'll Never Get a Job, Worst Support We've Ever Seen etc, etc.

 

A small number of cards are produced with a selection of said chants thereon. They are passed amongst your match going mates who tick off the songs when heard from the Anny Rd end. First to complete a card wins. There is even the opportunity to see which group of away fans manages to complete a card in the fastest time during a season.

 

Do think Waddingtons has any jobs going?

[JohnnyH]

I can't decide of this guy is WUM on a bet that he can start a thread on a Liverpool forum with "You're just a fat Spanish waiter" and not get banned, or if he's just a little special.

[Fowlers God]

Repped for being a bit odd.

 

We hear this sang to Rafa almost every game and we sit there and listen to it, or respond with Rafa,Raphael etc . I was thinkin what we could sing back to the other clubs managers !

 

Steve Bruce - has got a big fat head

David Moyes - your'e just a smalltime bitter jockstrap

Alex Ferguson -whisky nose whisky nose give us a wave

Arsene Wenger- You stink of Garlic (clap clap clap clap clap)

Martin O'Neil- sit down you stupid twat, sit down you stupid twat

Mancini - That scarf looks fuckin stupid

Redknapp- Harry Harry give us a twitch Harry give us a twitch

Allardyce- Allardyce Allardyce your'e a bum boy to fergie, kiss his feet lick his arse and to top it your ugly ( tune of eidleweiss)

Cant think of anymore but all of the grounds we go to Rafa gets abuse

 

I hate Sam and this is fucking brilliant!

 

 

Is this actually your room????

[silverlining]

We hear this sang to Rafa almost every game and we sit there and listen to it, or respond with Rafa,Raphael etc . I was thinkin what we could sing back to the other clubs managers !

 

Steve Bruce - has got a big fat head

David Moyes - your'e just a smalltime bitter jockstrap

Alex Ferguson -whisky nose whisky nose give us a wave

Arsene Wenger- You stink of Garlic (clap clap clap clap clap)

Martin O'Neil- sit down you stupid twat, sit down you stupid twat

Mancini - That scarf looks fuckin stupid

Redknapp- Harry Harry give us a twitch Harry give us a twitch

Allardyce- Allardyce Allardyce your'e a bum boy to fergie, kiss his feet lick his arse and to top it your ugly ( tune of eidleweiss)

 

Cant think of anymore but all of the grounds we go to Rafa gets abuse

 

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

[captainharris]

We hear this sang to Rafa almost every game and we sit there and listen to it, or respond with Rafa,Raphael etc . I was thinkin what we could sing back to the other clubs managers !

 

Steve Bruce - has got a big fat head

David Moyes - your'e just a smalltime bitter jockstrap

Alex Ferguson -whisky nose whisky nose give us a wave

Arsene Wenger- You stink of Garlic (clap clap clap clap clap)

Martin O'Neil- sit down you stupid twat, sit down you stupid twat

Mancini - That scarf looks fuckin stupid

Redknapp- Harry Harry give us a twitch Harry give us a twitch

Allardyce- Allardyce Allardyce your'e a bum boy to fergie, kiss his feet lick his arse and to top it your ugly ( tune of eidleweiss)

 

Cant think of anymore but all of the grounds we go to Rafa gets abuse

 

Quite beautiful. It's almost poetry.

[fowler9]

Fat Spanish Waiter is possibly the shittest song ever, apart from who are ya and anything involving the Mancs, he is quite clearly a fat spanish football manager not a waiter

 

 

idiots

[Newport]

Fat Spanish Waiter is possibly the shittest song ever, apart from who are ya and anything involving the Mancs, he is quite clearly a fat spanish football manager not a waiter

 

 

idiots

 

Yes, why a waiter? Is it because he served us cups in his first two seasons?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Seriously, European Cup, FA Cup,, UEFA Cup, La Liga winning, multi-milionaire waiters are a dime a dozen in Spain. They're all at it.

[kingkenny78]

'You're so original' when Thommo was getting the Pinnochio thing always worked for me.

[Ginny]

i like the moyes idea. got a nice ring to it

[TheHowieLama]

Hamstrung or Fowlers God - which ones?

[hamstrung]

The song is becoming less valid.

 

Unless it was due to the rubbishness of channel 5, it looked to me like he's lost a few pounds.

 

Maybe that chant cut deep.

[sparta7]

Only one that comes to mind is:

 

Ferguson - You're A Cunt.

 

Think thats about it.

[ReddOrDedd]

Negged for having a go at a typo.

 

I can't decide of this guy is WUM on a bet that he can start a thread on a Liverpool forum with "You're just a fat Spanish waiter" and not get banned, or if he's just a little special.

 

 

So just after negging me, you decide this WUM is a WUM, when he's clearly been a WUM since the beginning, hence my calling him out for not even being able to spell as well as the average eight-year-old while he's trying to wind us up.

 

I won't neg you back. I'll give you a revenge rep, but it's a sarcastic one.

[JohnnyH]

Well you should have made it clearer then! I'm not a mind reader!

 

This is sounding like a conversation with my last girl friend.

 

I'd take back the neg if I could. But I can't. But that neg meant nothing to me. It's always been you. You had me at hello.

[rondeco]

Well you should have made it clearer then! I'm not a mind reader!

 

This is sounding like a conversation with my last girl friend.

 

I'd take back the neg if I could. But I can't. But that neg meant nothing to me. It's always been you. You had me at hello.

 

Negged for repping with me once. You told me I was the one.