Serious things you shouldn't laugh at

[littletedwest]

A robot crushed a man to death in South Korea after the machine apparently failed to differentiate him from the boxes of produce it was handling, the Yonhap news agency reported on Wednesday.

The man, a robotics company worker in his 40s, was inspecting the robot’s sensor operations at a distribution centre for agricultural produce in South Gyeongsang province.

The industrial robot, which was lifting boxes filled with bell peppers and placing them on a pallet, appears to have malfunctioned and identified the man as a box, Yonhap reported, citing the police.

The robotic arm pushed the man’s upper body down against the conveyor belt, crushing his face and chest, according to Yonhap.

[Strontium]

Like a The Day Today headline

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-67360696

 

Beyoncé's Cardiff gig crowd was scanned for paedophiles

[manwiththestick]

On 05/11/2023 at 22:30, Section_31 said:

Been belly laughing at this for five minutes. Something in there for everone. Beamer. Fireworks. Missing hand. Top drawer.

 

 

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1831774/firework-explodes-bmw-kirby

Of course it went off accidentally!

[Kevin D]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-67390366
 

The right-wing "Coalition for Canceled Priests" held a conference earlier this year to support him during the investigation.

[Section_31]

[Kevin D]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2023/11/15/nancy-pelosi-husband-hammer-depape-unicorn-qanon-court/
 

The man accused of attacking the husband of former United States House Speaker Nancy Pelosi issued a teary apology in court as he explained he had been motivated by Right-wing conspiracy theories.

 

David DePape, 43, said he had planned to dress in an inflatable unicorn costume and confront Ms Pelosi in her home as part of a bigger plot to end what he viewed as government corruption.

 

Mr DePape testified that his plan was to get Ms Pelosi – and other targets – to admit to corruption.

 

“If she lied, I would break her kneecaps,” he said. “The choice is on her.”

[polymerpunkah]

On 14/11/2023 at 01:44, Section_31 said:

 

Doesn't know whether he's coming or going.

[Karl_b]

2 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

 

Doesn't know whether he's coming or going.

 

Very, very good.

[littletedwest]

[VladimirIlyich]

On 06/11/2023 at 09:10, Anubis said:

 

So, reading between the lines, they were going to shoot a firework from a moving car at either a pedestrian or a house, and ended up on the wrong end of their little prank. Dickheads.

Carma.

[Trumo]

On 05/11/2023 at 22:30, Section_31 said:

Been belly laughing at this for five minutes. Something in there for everone. Beamer. Fireworks. Missing hand. Top drawer.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1831774/firework-explodes-bmw-kirby

 

Couple of fellas in a Citroen DX chuckling away to themselves somewhere.

[Vincent Vega]

I don’t know why, but the fact he’s posted this to Twitter has greatly amused me.

 

[Lee909]

5 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

I don’t know why, but the fact he’s posted this to Twitter has greatly amused me.

 

 

 

The owner if his weed dispensery and the Mexican cartel

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

5 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

I don’t know why, but the fact he’s posted this to Twitter has greatly amused me.

 

He was reportedly paying a female called "Renegade Piranha" $50,000 a year to roll blunts for him. Just that, no other duties. 

[VladimirIlyich]

19 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

He was reportedly paying a female called "Renegade Piranha" $50,000 a year to roll blunts for him. Just that, no other duties. 

The only reason I've heard of him was because H and G promised to sign him.

[Josef Svejk]

30 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

The only reason I've heard of him was because H and G promised to sign him.

 

His artistic peak was in the Just Eat ads.

[VladimirIlyich]

27 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

 

His artistic peak was in the Just Eat ads.

Well he did always have the munchies.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Fun fact- The Next Episode (Snoop and Dre track) samples a 1967 instrumental by David McCallum, who played Illya Kuryakin in The Man From Uncle.

 

Get in! Been waiting ages to bore someone with that pointless trivia.

[Strontium]

I can't get over the fact that these four missing kids look like they should be on a quest to return the ring to Mordor

 

North Wales: Police searching for missing teenagers find car - BBC News

[Bjornebye]

On 15/11/2023 at 15:44, polymerpunkah said:

 

Doesn't know whether he's coming or going.

 

Outstanding that. 

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, Strontium said:

I can't get over the fact that these four missing kids look like they should be on a quest to return the ring to Mordor

 

North Wales: Police searching for missing teenagers find car - BBC News

 

The names aren't helping either. One of the lads mums is called Crystal and all. 

 

Hopefully they're found safe and well. 

[TheHowieLama]

On 16/11/2023 at 21:28, Vincent Vega said:

I don’t know why, but the fact he’s posted this to Twitter has greatly amused me.

 

 

 

[Vector Sigma]

http://BBC News - Mansfield: Arrest as 'mystery' market chocolate makes children ill https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-67547859

 

I suspect the Dad knew exactly what he was buying and just wanted to buzz off the kids.....

[RJ Fan club]

1 hour ago, Vector Sigma said:

http://BBC News - Mansfield: Arrest as 'mystery' market chocolate makes children ill https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-67547859

 

I suspect the Dad knew exactly what he was buying and just wanted to buzz off the kids.....

I just came on here to post that… the picture of the kid in that article, fuckin hell!

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-67547859

 

 

[Vector Sigma]

1 hour ago, RJ Fan club said:

I just came on here to post that… the picture of the kid in that article, fuckin hell!

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-67547859

 

 

Poor lad.

 

Don't do drugs kids!