Serious things you shouldn't laugh at

[Kevin D]

[Kevin D]

[Toxteth O'Grady]

2 hours ago, Kevin D said:

Another 'error of judgement'.

There's a lot of it about.

I remember that time I sent a telegram to Peter Sutcliffe c/o 6 Garden Lane, Heaton, Bradford.......saying "Go on my son, don't you be stopping at 13, there are loads of areas around Yorkshire you haven't tapped to their potential just yet".

 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

Not sure which thread to put this in, but since when has Eamonn Holmes become a figure of national sympathy?

Apparently, through all those years of sitting on his erse on a plush sofa doing the blarney and thieving a living he's somehow got himself a bad leg or some such shit.

Normally I have no idea what the gossip rags and the TV Quick types are saying but these last days, due to circumstances beyond my control I've noticed that there's a concerted effort to paint him as being a latter day Saint of suffering, just what's going on?

From what I've seen, he's spent his life being a patronising cunt and talking down or up (depending on the subject) to a litany of fucks who are famous for being famous, so how is it a thing of wonder of sympathy when his fat blotchy legs stop working?

Is it to do with his divorce and the gutter press taking his side in a celebrity divorce?

[Mudface]

54 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

Not sure which thread to put this in, but since when has Eamonn Holmes become a figure of national sympathy?

Apparently, through all those years of sitting on his erse on a plush sofa doing the blarney and thieving a living he's somehow got himself a bad leg or some such shit.

Normally I have no idea what the gossip rags and the TV Quick types are saying but these last days, due to circumstances beyond my control I've noticed that there's a concerted effort to paint him as being a latter day Saint of suffering, just what's going on?

From what I've seen, he's spent his life being a patronising cunt and talking down or up (depending on the subject) to a litany of fucks who are famous for being famous, so how is it a thing of wonder of sympathy when his fat blotchy legs stop working?

Is it to do with his divorce and the gutter press taking his side in a celebrity divorce?

 

Fuck knows, every other article in the Mail seemed to be about him for a week or two. Maybe it's because the fat cunt is on GB News now and the Tory rags want to support their own.

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Fuck knows, every other article in the Mail seemed to be about him for a week or two. Maybe it's because the fat cunt is on GB News now and the Tory rags want to support their own.

Good on his Mrs for fucking him off if he's with that load of twats.

[littletedwest]

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Good on his Mrs for fucking him off if he's with that load of twats.

Manchester United Fan and on GB news. That's a fully fledged cunt.

[Bruce Spanner]

[Section_31]

A tourist was left with third-degree burns after walking barefoot on the sand dunes in California's Death Valley National Park over the weekend, park rangers said.

The man was rushed to a hospital in nearby Nevada.

Because of language issues, the rangers said they were not immediately able to determine whether the 42-year-old Belgian's flip-flops were somehow broken or were lost at Mesquite Flat Sand Dunes during a short Saturday walk.

[Trumo]

When a video title is 100% accurate.

 

 

[Anubis]

 

 

 

[Strontium]

Hey, it's easily done

Father's horror as he realises he has taken 'devious' paedophile, 61, with 71 previous offences on family holiday to Bulgaria by mistake

[Bjornebye]

18 hours ago, Trumo said:

When a video title is 100% accurate.

 

 

That is absolutely superb. 

[littletedwest]

10 hours ago, Strontium said:

Hey, it's easily done

Father's horror as he realises he has taken 'devious' paedophile, 61, with 71 previous offences on family holiday to Bulgaria by mistake

Sounds like the paedogaeddon episode of Brass Eye where they lauched Sidney Cooke I to space bit accidentally put a ten year old boy in the rocket with him.

[DalyanPete]

19 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

 

 

If ever there was a serious thing you shouldn't laugh at. 

[Strontium]

58 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Sounds like the paedogaeddon episode of Brass Eye where they lauched Sidney Cooke I to space bit accidentally put a ten year old boy in the rocket with him.

 

It was exactly what I thought of when I read the headline.

 

"This is the one thing we didn't want to happen"

[Harry's Lad]

There's some serious Final Destination shit here.

 

https://news.sky.com/story/drew-kohn-florida-man-who-awoke-from-244-day-coma-dies-after-being-hit-by-truck-13186696

[VladimirIlyich]

12 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

There's some serious Final Destination shit here.

 

https://news.sky.com/story/drew-kohn-florida-man-who-awoke-from-244-day-coma-dies-after-being-hit-by-truck-13186696

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

From the Vnexpress today.

An Indian man was hospitalized in Hanoi after inserting a live eel into his anus, which punctured his intestines and entered the abdominal cavity.

The patient was admitted to Viet Duc Hospital on July 27 with severe abdominal pain. After informing doctors of his actions, a scan was conducted to locate the eel.

 

Le Nhat Huy, Vice Director of the Department of Colorectal and Perineal Surgery, stated that doctors initially attempted to use endoscopy to remove the eel. However, they discovered a large lime obstructing the rectum.

 

Due to the eel's location and the patient's pain, surgery was deemed necessary. Surgeons successfully removed the live eel, which measured 65 cm, from the patient's body. The eel had punctured the intestine and entered the abdominal cavity.

 

Following the eel's removal, doctors extracted the lime through the anus.

 

The reasons behind the patient's decision to insert the lime and the eel remain unclear.

[jonnyp]

1 hour ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

From the Vnexpress today.

An Indian man was hospitalized in Hanoi after inserting a live eel into his anus, which punctured his intestines and entered the abdominal cavity.

The patient was admitted to Viet Duc Hospital on July 27 with severe abdominal pain. After informing doctors of his actions, a scan was conducted to locate the eel.

 

Le Nhat Huy, Vice Director of the Department of Colorectal and Perineal Surgery, stated that doctors initially attempted to use endoscopy to remove the eel. However, they discovered a large lime obstructing the rectum.

 

Due to the eel's location and the patient's pain, surgery was deemed necessary. Surgeons successfully removed the live eel, which measured 65 cm, from the patient's body. The eel had punctured the intestine and entered the abdominal cavity.

 

Following the eel's removal, doctors extracted the lime through the anus.

 

The reasons behind the patient's decision to insert the lime and the eel remain unclear.

Preparing his ceviche packed lunch?

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

From the Vnexpress today.

An Indian man was hospitalized in Hanoi after inserting a live eel into his anus, which punctured his intestines and entered the abdominal cavity.

The patient was admitted to Viet Duc Hospital on July 27 with severe abdominal pain. After informing doctors of his actions, a scan was conducted to locate the eel.

 

Le Nhat Huy, Vice Director of the Department of Colorectal and Perineal Surgery, stated that doctors initially attempted to use endoscopy to remove the eel. However, they discovered a large lime obstructing the rectum.

 

Due to the eel's location and the patient's pain, surgery was deemed necessary. Surgeons successfully removed the live eel, which measured 65 cm, from the patient's body. The eel had punctured the intestine and entered the abdominal cavity.

 

Following the eel's removal, doctors extracted the lime through the anus.

 

The reasons behind the patient's decision to insert the lime and the eel remain unclear.

 

[Remmie]

There should be a sign as you enter Wigan saying at least it's not Bolton

 

@Section_31

[Trumo]

6 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

From the Vnexpress today.

An Indian man was hospitalized in Hanoi after inserting a live eel into his anus, which punctured his intestines and entered the abdominal cavity.

The patient was admitted to Viet Duc Hospital on July 27 with severe abdominal pain. After informing doctors of his actions, a scan was conducted to locate the eel.

 

Le Nhat Huy, Vice Director of the Department of Colorectal and Perineal Surgery, stated that doctors initially attempted to use endoscopy to remove the eel. However, they discovered a large lime obstructing the rectum.

 

Due to the eel's location and the patient's pain, surgery was deemed necessary. Surgeons successfully removed the live eel, which measured 65 cm, from the patient's body. The eel had punctured the intestine and entered the abdominal cavity.

 

Following the eel's removal, doctors extracted the lime through the anus.

 

The reasons behind the patient's decision to insert the lime and the eel remain unclear.

 

The surgeons used Novocaine for the arsehole.

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

There should be a sign as you enter Wigan saying at least it's not Bolton

 

@Section_31

 

Genuinely true, but George RR Marting visited England when he was writing Game of Thrones to research the War of the Roses, interestingly he chose to name the mosh vicious and amoral house in the whole book the House of Bolton.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

11 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

From the Vnexpress today.

An Indian man was hospitalized in Hanoi after inserting a live eel into his anus, which punctured his intestines and entered the abdominal cavity.

The patient was admitted to Viet Duc Hospital on July 27 with severe abdominal pain. After informing doctors of his actions, a scan was conducted to locate the eel.

 

Le Nhat Huy, Vice Director of the Department of Colorectal and Perineal Surgery, stated that doctors initially attempted to use endoscopy to remove the eel. However, they discovered a large lime obstructing the rectum.

 

Due to the eel's location and the patient's pain, surgery was deemed necessary. Surgeons successfully removed the live eel, which measured 65 cm, from the patient's body. The eel had punctured the intestine and entered the abdominal cavity.

 

Following the eel's removal, doctors extracted the lime through the anus.

 

The reasons behind the patient's decision to insert the lime and the eel remain unclear.

 

Maybe he put the eel in to get the lime out?