What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Oh Buoy]

8 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Lads... I've got one. 

 

The Kitchen. Stanford-Le-Hope. 

 

£7.95

 

3 bacon

2 sausage

1 egg

1 black pudding 

Beans. 

So many chips. 

1 round of toast. Triangle. 

 

2/10

 

The things I do for you lot...

 

 

The chip pushing into the egg yolk reminds me of first sexual experience. 

 

"Is it in?" 

"No." 

 

Good times. 

[TheHowieLama]

The egg is wearing panties

[Fugitive]

9 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Lads... I've got one. 

 

The Kitchen. Stanford-Le-Hope. 

 

£7.95

 

3 bacon

2 sausage

1 egg

1 black pudding 

Beans. 

So many chips. 

1 round of toast. Triangle. 

 

2/10

 

The things I do for you lot...

 

So that that’s what they saw in the shit film, birdbox.

[Bjornebye]

That chip is a fucking rapist 

[Mudface]

Freedom fighter- 'get me off this plate or the egg gets it.'

[Numero Veinticinco]

Tell you what, though; the top of that egg is holding on like a champ. 

[Pureblood]

@Champ he just compared you to a mediocre egg.  

[Jose Jones]

Went out for breakfast yesterday. The kids both had bacon and fried eggs on toast. I had an “eggs benedict” that had potato rosti instead of muffins, kaiserfleisch (German bacon) and a cider hollandaise.

 

Not bad, but nothing exceptional.

This is what the missus ordered. I should have divorced her there on the spot, but it was her birthday so it seemed a little harsh:

[Carvalho Diablo]

What the fuck is THAT ???

[aRdja]

36 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

Went out for breakfast yesterday. The kids both had bacon and fried eggs on toast. I had an “eggs benedict” that had potato rosti instead of muffins, kaiserfleisch (German bacon) and a cider hollandaise.

 

Not bad, but nothing exceptional.

This is what the missus ordered. I should have divorced her there on the spot, but it was her birthday so it seemed a little harsh:

Peanut butter, cherry tomatoes, and roasted nuts on toast? What an odd combo.

[Guest]

37 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

Went out for breakfast yesterday. The kids both had bacon and fried eggs on toast. I had an “eggs benedict” that had potato rosti instead of muffins, kaiserfleisch (German bacon) and a cider hollandaise.

 

Not bad, but nothing exceptional.

This is what the missus ordered. I should have divorced her there on the spot, but it was her birthday so it seemed a little harsh:

What, no sausage, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, hash browns, beans, chips or black pudding?

[aRdja]

Kaiserfleich > English bacon 

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Jose Jones said:

Went out for breakfast yesterday. The kids both had bacon and fried eggs on toast. I had an “eggs benedict” that had potato rosti instead of muffins, kaiserfleisch (German bacon) and a cider hollandaise.

 

Not bad, but nothing exceptional.

This is what the missus ordered. I should have divorced her there on the spot, but it was her birthday so it seemed a little harsh:

Jesus Christ.

[Evelyn Tentions]

3 hours ago, aRdja said:

Peanut butter, cherry tomatoes, and roasted nuts on toast? What an odd combo.

On burnt toast. Should have sent it back and told them to keep Lifey out the kitchen.

 

[lifetime fan]

12 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

On burnt toast. Should have sent it back and told them to keep Lifey out the kitchen.

 

 

Thats not fucking burnt! 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Thats not fucking burnt! I’ll show you burnt. Hold my flamethrower.

Fixed. 

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Went out for breakfast yesterday. The kids both had bacon and fried eggs on toast. I had an “eggs benedict” that had potato rosti instead of muffins, kaiserfleisch (German bacon) and a cider hollandaise.

 

Not bad, but nothing exceptional.

This is what the missus ordered. I should have divorced her there on the spot, but it was her birthday so it seemed a little harsh:

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

6 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Went out for breakfast yesterday. The kids both had bacon and fried eggs on toast. I had an “eggs benedict” that had potato rosti instead of muffins, kaiserfleisch (German bacon) and a cider hollandaise.

 

Not bad, but nothing exceptional.

This is what the missus ordered. I should have divorced her there on the spot, but it was her birthday so it seemed a little harsh:

It looks like the leftovers at the bottom of a Chimps cage after he has had his dinner.

[TheHowieLama]

Harsh on the Chimp here

[Tony Moanero]

6 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

It's yucky.

[Nunavut Patrick]

 Well it is safe to assume that Mrs Jose Jones has the crackingest set of tits in Liverpool. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

 Well it is safe to assume that Mrs Jose Jones has the crackingest set of tits in Liverpool. 

Yessir -- probably pretty energetic as well. A lot of protein there.

[Oh Buoy]

Why is there peanut butter on one side of the toast? 

 

I mean before we've got onto the 'how many tomatoes can you fit on a piece of bread' part... 

 

What was it called on the menu? 

[KMD7]

Just seen this abomination posted on Twitter. Truly end of days shit.