War with Iran is it imminent

[Bjornebye]

36 minutes ago, Jennings said:

Does Iran have a right to defend itself? Or just Israel? 

How dare you! 

[Section_31]

[Bjornebye]

If Israel does attack Iran and Iran start annexing the fuck out of Israel killing thousands of them, will Israel say “well they have a right to defend themselves, we started it” or will they continue to be the hypocritical, evil, lying shit cunts they’ve always been? 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

To clarify, this isn’t a parody Twitter account. It’s the actual Israeli foreign minister complaining that a country has breached international law. 
 

The brass balls on this cunt! 
 

 

[Planet Origi]

Time for STD to put his diapers on and hide in his gutter

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Iranian drone attacks have commenced against Israel according to the Spectator. 
 

Israeli nationals are concerned for their safety as their government use them as “human shields.”

 

That’s how it works, isn’t it?

 

 

[Planet Origi]

Toilet paper shortage for European orcs

[Anubis]

I intercepted a radio conversation between IDF soldiers which revealed that the IDF have a huge command and control centre and weapons depot under the Sheba Medical Centre in Tel Aviv….

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

“There are no innocent Israelis. They elected the Netanyahu government.”
 

Can we use this one too? Or does that “logic” only apply for Hamas and Palestinians?

[Gnasher]

[Planet Origi]

Ballistic missiles on there way soon

[Bjornebye]

Fuck sake this isn’t good 

[Planet Origi]

We defend the absolute right of Iran to defend itself. 

[Section_31]

Knew I should have filled up earlier but I was in St Helens and didn't want to get out the car. Be about eight grand a gallon tomorrow. Fuck.

[Planet Origi]

Settlers scurrying around for food supplies to take into their occupied gutters

[Gnasher]

No worries, old genocide Joe will sort it all out.  First he just has to find the right door. Then find the right buttons. If he gets it wrong instead of Iran he'll bomb the shit out of Ireland. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I was planning on going to Baron 84 on Bold Street next weekend for a tasty olivyeh salad and some ghormeh sabzi with a mountain of tahdig. 

 

Will this make me antisemitic? 

[clangers]

I'm assuming they'll follow this up with cruise missiles and ballistic missiles. Apparently the ballistic missiles take 15 minutes?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

If WW3 does kick off, they won't conscript blokes in their 40s, right?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Jordan has threatened to shoot down any aircraft that enters their airspace. 
 

She’s said that she might even give Harvey a go on the gun too. 

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

If WW3 does kick off, they won't conscript blokes in their 40s, right?

 

Nah, you're good.

 

It'll just be hand to hand combat in Whitechapel.

 

Be over in aboit an hour, or so.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

Jordan has threatened to shoot down any aircraft that enters their airspace. 
 

She’s said that she might even give Harvey a go on the gun too. 

Are you calling Iran cunts? 

[Section_31]

3 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

If WW3 does kick off, they won't conscript blokes in their 40s, right?

 

Just got some petrol so feeling pretty smug. Nobody there, dickheads. 

 

Now to fortify the house and prepare for a fight to the death.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Biden is due in the White House imminently ahead of making a speech. 
 

He’ll probably declare war on Oman or Iraq and impose sanctions against Muller yoghurts. 

[Strontium]

Great timing with the Fallout series this week.