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Yellow Wine Gums & Jelly Babies


Vincent Vega
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What is the point of these? I nearly went apoplectic with rage when I bought a packet of Wine Gums the other day and 7 of 12 or so sweets you get were yellow. They taste like shit in comparison with the other colours.

 

Message to Mr Maynard and Mr Bassett - "Take your yellow sweets and shove them where the sun don't shine."

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The real issue here is, why aren't there more sweets of this ilk?

 

Sure you can name skittles, but I fucking won't, not after an incident involving a lawnmower, a wasp and a pack of skittles a few years back. No fucking way.

 

The point I'm making is Green fruit pastels are laced with evil. Whos with me?

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I Always end up with the Blacks in all types of sweets in our house Mrs and kids wont eat them for some reason doesnt matter if they are Liquorish or Blackcurrent they come to me they like the Green and Yellow but i havnt had a Orange or a Red wine gum for years they pick those out and i get Black and the white ones

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I Always end up with the Blacks in all types of sweets in our house Mrs and kids wont eat them for some reason doesnt matter if they are Liquorish or Blackcurrent they come to me they like the Green and Yellow but i havnt had a Orange or a Red wine gum for years they pick those out and i get Black and the white ones

 

once you go black, you won't go back

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