Funniest Graffiti ever...?

[Dougie Do'ins]

On a bridge over the M62 nr J6. Just after Rooney signed for the mancs.

 

The Rooney's just scruffs with loads of dough.

[Hermes]

In the 1970's garages used to sell a product names Benzole. It was mixed with petrol and used as fuel. For some reason it was taken off the market and then made a return.

A garage where I lived had a sign displayed:

 

"Benzole is back".

 

Somebody wrote underneath:

 

"And now he can have a shit".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

There's a Sayers on West Derby Road and when they pull the roller-shutter down it says "Gregg's is better." No wonder they're in so much shit.

 

My all-time favourite was in the bogs in The Grapes in Mathew Strret. (For anyone who doesn't know, it's one of the boozers the Beatles used to drink in - and you're never allowed to forget it.) Someone who should have a job making blue plaques had written "John Lennon parked his breakfast here" in one of the cubicles.

[elBooth]

There's a Sayers on West Derby Road and when they pull the roller-shutter down it says "Gregg's is better." No wonder they're in so much shit.

My all-time favourite was in the bogs in The Grapes in Mathew Strret. (For anyone who doesn't know, it's one of the boozers the Beatles used to drink in - and you're never allowed to forget it.) Someone who should have a job making blue plaques had written "John Lennon parked his breakfast here" in one of the cubicles.

 

Haha, a bog in makkies in Milan had "Sayers is boss" scrawled beneath a don't buy the s*n sticker

[Plewggs]

Taking it to the front line............................................

 

 

 

[Cath]

This has appeared on my route to work.

Can anyone explain to me what the feck it's going on about?

[DooooodekNo5]

exam table at school ,always chuckle when i remember it ,

'here i am feeling bored fiddling with my tampon cord'

[Karl_b]

This has appeared on my route to work.

Can anyone explain to me what the feck it's going on about?

 

That's been evolving for a couple of weeks. Originally it said something similar, then it got painted over white and now it says this.

[Remmie]

[Cath]

That's been evolving for a couple of weeks. Originally it said something similar, then it got painted over white and now it says this.

 

Ah, but surely the Dutch are stupid?

[Stouffer]

MOTHERFUCKING SPOON LOVER

 

In two foot high letters on the side of an old factory.

 

That's been taken down now.

 

Bastards.

[Curly]

When Rooney left the blue shite, someone daubed the words "FAT MANC" on a wall near his house. Brilliant in its simplicity

[Macca_23]

As stated in another thread: 'Ross S has Ginger Pubs' and 'Everybody listen to Jungel Music' Classics!

[neko]

[Uncle_Meat]

The Elvis rock, on the A44 near me in Ceredigion.

 

Iconic.

 

[Fowlers God]

There is a normal STOP sign at a junction near mine.

 

Underneath someone has written

Hammer Time

.

 

So simple and every time I see it I chuckle to myself/

[Redder Lurtz]

I quite like the oblique approach. I pulled up behind a dirty van at some lights a couple of years ago which was free of any graffiti save for the words “STEVE IS A TWAT” in big letters in the dirt, which I thought was about as concise and direct as it gets.

[Stouffer]

 

 

[Furmedge]

Just incase you have a boss with no sense of humour I've wrapped NSFW around it.

 

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[Mel Wood]

Possibly had to see it, but at the bottom of the toilet cubicle door at work someone had written

 

'FOR FUCK'S SAKE SCOTTY, DON'T BEAM ME UP NOW - I'M HAVING A SHI

and the I went right up to the top of the door.

 

Which tickled me a bit.

 

Also on a mucky van, underneath ''How Am I Driving?'' ''It's Just That Me Mum Worries...''

[Soleilrouge]

'Ronnie Whelan gives good head' was a classic all over Dublin in the early nineties.

[ReddOrDedd]

[LFC Brian]

I am living up in Bolton at the moment and in a little 'Village' called Tottington it says on a big wall "Incest is Mint"

[Jennings]

There was agreat one on the window of buses to warn vandals against damaging the seats. It said something like "The director of this corporation will press for the highest penalties against offenders".

 

Someone had etched out some letters and penned in changes to make to "The director of this corporation will press his penis against offenders"

 

It just created an image that made me laugh...and also a little tempted to vandalise the seats.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On the way to work i saw the following graffiti (it's on a wall just past the Knowsley Hotel boozer in Kirkdale which i think has closed down):

 

"J** B*** Cat Nonse"

 

I don't know the guy who's name it was but i thought it was funny...

 

anyone seen any better?

 

There's a wall in Brunswick Road making the same accusation - and the same spelling - against someone called Green. It just said GREEN NONSE....

 

 

Until someone changed it to GREEN NONSENSE and drew an arrow pointing towards the grass.