Favourite Viz character

[Dr Nowt]

[index1000]

I was shocked to hear Home Secretary David Blunkett say that Britain's prison population has been ballooning for the past ten years. My God, has the world gone mad? Those people are there to be punished, not to be given 'thrill of a lifetime' experiences that most law abiding citizens can only dream of.

Mrs Close, Headingley

 

I WAS just settling down in front of my PC for a good wank when there was a power cut. Never mind, I thought, I'll put on a pornographic DVD instead. In the next horrifying moment I caught a glimpse of what the end of civilisation might really be like. It's going to be no joke, is it?

Stevo

 

With reference to that series "Manhunt" where ex-Special Forces soldiers try to hunt down Andy McNab. Why don't the producers include a couple of Iraqis in the hunting team? They found the twat quickly enough the last time he played hide and seek with them.

Shuggie, Email

Repped for this, brilliant and true.

[Alan Sex]

[Alan Sex]

[index1000]

Some of the letters were classics as well

 

A woman whose daughter was hospitalised in a US tornado told ITV News that
'God would make her better.' presumably, that's a different God from the
one that almost killed her with a tornado.
M Lovejoy

 

So Princes Harry and William are throwing a party to celebrate the 10th

anniversary of their mother's death. I'm glad that they can finally laugh
about it, but throwing a party seems a bit harsh.
D Antarctica, Rhyll

 

I think Sir Paul McCartney should try to put his current predicament into

perspective. In olden days, if you were unfortunate enough to be robbed by
an omniped, it would almost certainly be a pirate. At least he's going to
come out of this alive.
Stella Matlock

 

Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends', or so the commercial says.

Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30.
Colum Hill

 

How ridiculous of NASA spending billions of pounds to come up with the

non-stick frying pan. In the weightlessness of space, the astronauts'
sausages are just going to float right out of the pan. If anything, they
should have been developing something to make them stick.
J Boxbury, Norfolk

 

MFI's new tag line is 'You dream it, we make it'. They are obviously

relying on my dreams being mostly about cheap cupboards.
Peter Marwood

 

Doctors say that you should eat 5 pieces of fruit or veg a day to remain

healthy. Last week I ate 5 mouldy plums and that night I shat the bed.
What's healthy about that?
Mark J, Barnsley

 

I am married to a Taiwanese lady, and people often ask me if she was a

mail-order bride. I find this very insensitive. The Royal Mail loose
around 2 million letters and parcels each year, and to suggest that I
would trust the delivery of my wife to them is insulting in the extreme.
She was sent by DHL next day delivery.
L Palmer, London

[Raymond Duck]

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[Alan Sex]

I've always been a fan of Finbarr Saunders. A huge one.

[Raymond Duck]

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Tapatalk has it's disadvantages.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I've always been a fan of Finbarr Saunders. A huge one.

Don't know what that is. Can you fill me in?

[RedinSweden]

Do any of your readers know who might want a giant panda cub? I have two giant pandas which I keep as pets and they breed like nobody's business. I've already had to drown 40 cubs since Christmas.
Mr D Bentley, Birmingham

[RedinSweden]

I heard on the news that the January storms had cost this country a billion pounds. What an utter waste of money. If anything, they did more harm than good.
S Prodnipple, Scarborough

[Alan Sex]

[Harry Squatter]

Jason and the Lagernauts was funny, trying to find a pub called the Golden Fleece and battling a seven headed bouncer. I think when they finally get to the top of the mountain it has been turned into a Wetherspoons or a chain bar/restaurant

[Mendoza]

[littletedwest]

[Mendoza]

[Stickman]

[Stickman]

 

[Tony Moanero]

Paul Whicker Tall Vicar

 

Rude Kid

 

Roger Mellie

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Sid the Sexist and Roger Melly the Man on the Telly. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This could be worth a look.

 

http://www.wegottickets.com/event/381824

 

THE MALE ONLINE: WHO IS TO BLAME 2016?  

LIVERPOOL : Small Cinema SUN 18TH DEC, 2016 5:00pm

 

Join Viz's Barney Farmer and his comic creation Male Online for a look back at 2016 with a brand new film and Q&A.

Celebrate the wonderful 12 months we have just endured in the company of a man with his fingers on the pulsating heart of Daily Mail Britain. Not suitable for Remoaniacs or Gary Lineker.

A donation from the event will go to Yummy's attempt to feed 300 people living in poverty in Liverpool on Christmas Day

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Kloppite]

Student Loan was brilliant.

 

What made it even more funny was a lad in school looked exactly like him.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Student Loan was brilliant.

 

What made it even more funny was a lad in school looked exactly like him.

Was it not Student Grant ?

[KMD7]

Big Vern and Black Bag are my two favourites. Loads there to pick though