Bird fancying amnesty thread

[Harry Squatter]

I dont care what any of you chuff boxes say, I'd ride the arse off Faith Brown, the massive titted, shit impression doing, dirty old cumslut.

 

 

My Dad said she was singing at Falcon Crest - now Shorrocks Hill iin Formby in the early 1980's, his mate was the Comedian who was also performing and he went backstage to see him. His dressing room interconnected with Faith Browns' and the door was half open, both looked through and saw her getting changed next to her mirror. My Dad can confirm that she had the best pair of tits he's ever seen. Bear in mind that this was 25 plus years ago so they weren't sweeping the floor then, he said she had a hairy minge though. For some weird reason he's never mentioned this in front of my mum.

[hamstrung]

who the hell are they?

 

3 little piggies.

[Mendoza]

who the hell are they?

 

Not sure about the one in the middle but top is Eva Mendes and bottom Salma Hayek. I am currently imagining them licking out each others finely trimmed Hispanic vaginas.

[hamstrung]

Have a wash you sweaty cunt, who in their right mind is going to touch you looking like that?

 

[paddyberger15]

My Dad said she was singing at Falcon Crest - now Shorrocks Hill iin Formby in the early 1980's, his mate was the Comedian who was also performing and he went backstage to see him. His dressing room interconnected with Faith Browns' and the door was half open, both looked through and saw her getting changed next to her mirror. My Dad can confirm that she had the best pair of tits he's ever seen. Bear in mind that this was 25 plus years ago so they weren't sweeping the floor then, he said she had a hairy minge though. For some weird reason he's never mentioned this in front of my mum.

 

Proxy rep for your old man, the jammy bastard.

[Anubis]

Have a wash you sweaty cunt, who in their right mind is going to touch you looking like that?

 

Who is she? My personalised tongue wash is available for all her needs.

[9999]

Harriet Walter

 

 

Her porcelain face, is starting to crack, but she still has something special. Stuff your amnesty.

[9999]

[Anubis]

Harriet Walter looks like she's had some sort of facial reconstruction in that bottom pic.

[Cunny]

Kirsty Wark is a good shout reminded me of fellow newsnight totty, Martha Kearney

 

[9999]

[Cunny]

more newsnight : Stephanie Flanders

not sure she's amnesty material though

 

 

[paddyberger15]

more newsnight : Stephanie Flanders

not sure she's amnesty material though

 

 

 

Fuck me fucking blind. Ask yourself this one simple question, would you nob her any day of the week without having to be paid, coerced or filled full of ale? If the answer is yes on all or any counts, then she isn't amnesty material. She is deffo not amnesty material.

 

The second someone posts pics of Keeley Hawes and says "I'm not sure if she is amnesty material" is the second that I wreak some serious fucking havoc involving petrol, matches and houses.

[Anubis]

I'm not sure if she is amnesty material....

 

[hamstrung]

Not sure if this is Amnesty material either

 

[Cunny]

Fuck me fucking blind. Ask yourself this one simple question, would you nob her any day of the week without having to be paid, coerced or filled full of ale? If the answer is yes on all or any counts, then she isn't amnesty material. She is deffo not amnesty material.

 

The second someone posts pics of Keeley Hawes and says "I'm not sure if she is amnesty material" is the second that I wreak some serious fucking havoc involving petrol, matches and houses.

 

fair comment but loads of my mates do not fancy her

I'm usually on my own with this one

[redheart]

Come and grasp the notion of amnesty material. If you cannot imagine that you could fuck someone but would feel dubious about bragging about it to your mates, you think they would rip the piss out of you...thats amnesty material.

 

In the current climate I cannot believe people are not mentioning the obvious candidate. Scum of the earth but until she got all coughy and weazy and shit...this guttersnipe would get it hard and nasty as long as nobody knew

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Stouffer]

 

I'd give her my Goo goo gajoo.

 

 

I'd stick it hi-de hi up her minge.

[Mendoza]

 

 

She's probably been mentioned before but i'd love to fuck this bitch, even in that state.

[melons]

This thread is struggling to massage my ego now.

 

get with it will ya lads, before i move to bridge end would be good.

[dirty_sanchez]

This thread is struggling to massage my ego now.

 

get with it will ya lads, before i move to bridge end would be good.

 

Well post a picture of yourself and we'll tel you if you're amnesty material.

[Thants]

Kirsty Wark and Julie Walters are great Milfs (Walters may even be a Gilf). Absolutely denied. Get a grip people.

Just for Nandos Fluffer because he accepted Julie Walters:

 

[loadsoftrophies]

Kirsty Wark and Julie Walters are great Milfs (Walters may even be a Gilf). Absolutely denied. Get a grip people.

Just for Nandos Fluffer because he accepted Julie Walters:

 

 

Can't stand that bibe but i know i'd behave badly on her if given a chance.

[Original202]

 

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[WaltonRed]

 

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