Adverts you hate.

[VladimirIlyich]

The lady on the first frame of that video is famous for sucking off a black man.

 

She is someone I do know of but I'm actually surprised it was only 1 man she sucked off.

[Chippy]

The lady on the first frame of that video is famous for sucking off a black man.

 

Who is she & is it available online?

[The Flâneur]

Kim Kardashian, and yes, it is. I expect to get negged for knowing who she is, don't let me down.

[Chippy]

Kim Kardashian, and yes, it is. I expect to get negged for knowing who she is, don't let me down.

 

Oh, right. I didn't know it was her. Coincidently enough, i only watched that clip a couple of days ago.

[Chippy]

Negged?

[The Flâneur]

Oui, negged, tis the only arbiter of worth round these parts. Give to the U and ye shall receive powers.

[brucespanner]

Negged?

 

Yup, it's a sign of internez disapproval.

 

Guess what I've just done to you?

 

I iz tha shiznit yo!

[Chippy]

Ah, negged!

[The Flâneur]

I may be wrong, but i'm sure there's an opticians which has a motif of Nick Drake's Black eyed dog.

[Liverpool lad]

Adverts were the company tries to come across as though they are philanthropists as opposed to the snide bastards they are.

[Unrighteous]

Its not hate... but when this advert comes on tv... I'm feeling something!!

 

[Pony Princess]

There is one on the radio at the moment and it has a pussy-whipped husband writing a shopping list...

 

Him: "Bread... milk... eggs... fairy liquid?"

Cunt: "No... the concentrated fairy liquid should last another eight weeks.."

Him: "How come my favourite biscuits don't last eight weeks?"

Cunt: "Because to last eight weeks they'd need to be as big as that patio.."

Him: "What patio?"

Cunt: "THE PATIO YOU SHOULD BE INSTALLING INSTEAD OF WRITING THE SHOPPING LIST"

 

oh ho ho. First off, who thinks of 'fairy liquid' as the 4th thing on ones hierarchy of needs? And as for his missus, she's a cunt and he's a pussy whipped transtesticle. man up and punch her in the gob, then shove that fairy liquid up her fanny and squeeze it you... you.. fucking FAIRY

 

Radio adverts are the worst as far as I am concerned.

 

Not sure if I mentioned it before but the one for Heinz 57 soups where everyone is 'blowing/whistling' their soup to the tune of 'You are my sunshine'. FUCK. YOU. I hate that noise and anyone who did that shit near me would be getting fucking skull-fucked.

 

The Wii adverts where they get a celeb to endorse their product implying it brings families together. Even if it is someone who I would buck til the barn stank, the fact is you they have loads of money and bring their family together with month long trips to the Carribean and Disneyland, not some electronic device imported from the land of tentacle rape and fart porn.

 

Bill Hicks had the right idea.

 

"Anyone here tonight work in advertising? Would you do me a favour? Go fucking kill yourself."

[RJ Fan club]

Jobsite advert.

 

I wish the cunt was within arms length and spoke in that tone to me. I'd punch the cunt into next week.

[Trumo]

That mouthwash one with the woman who walks into her bathroom removing her hair extensions and makeup, and morphs into a tranny/Justin Hawkins lookalike with a tooth missing. Freaky shit.

[VladimirIlyich]

The gaviscon one where the miniature firemen hose the womans throat with white liquid.

You cant tell me nobody has noticed the visual metaphor?

[Champ]

The current Direct Line van insurance ad with the tit taking the piss out of the call handler's accent.....cant stand it

[Get Carter]

That one on the radio at the moment about prostate canceer is bit much for me!!

 

"Blood in you poooo or loose poooo, it may be nothing"

 

Scares the shit (pardon the pun) out of me especially if I have been on the ale my poo is as loose as pair of Tulisa's sweats!

[jonnybastard]

"The girl on the platform smiled at me". So it wasn't rape, she was asking for it, the cock teasing little slut.

[Preston Red]

The BT adverts with the greasy, smelly, fat bastard student stalking that young fair maiden who needs a fucking good seeing to off of me.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Here in the unlimited corner of 02s mind. FUCK YOU. I hope to fuck your mates rip you a new one dressed as a fucking fawn is oscars the ambition you twunt.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The rowntrees randoms adverts, I can't link it in work, what is this crazy engaging man talking about ?? he's making no sense at all yet it's not going to stop me from questioning his position of repsonsibility before I take this parachute jump. Turn at the jelly fireman ?? pull the chocolate tea pot ?? I should probably be getting clear , concise instructions on what to do before juumping out this plane but what the hell, i'll just do it anyway.

[ChrisM]

The current Direct Line van insurance ad with the tit taking the piss out of the call handler's accent.....cant stand it

 

Absolutely, the cunt on the other end of the phone is that shitstain from the Halifax dj advert who does the car key thing and drives off on his chair, the thundering cockfarmer.

[Guest davelfc]

This

For some reason I have to turn over before he says 'postcode lottery'

[Ezekiel 25:17]

This

For some reason I have to turn over before he says 'postcode lottery'

 

How do you know he say's that then Dave ay, ay....? full of shit you are.

[Guest davelfc]

How do you know he say's that then Dave ay, ay....? full of shit you are.

 

I heard it once, that was enough. It's bloody stuck in my head now and I hate it.