Modern day phrases and general shit you hate

[Section_31 20,388]

The concept of 'influencers' makes me physically sick. Basically you're a bum who appeals to bums and will probably top yourself before you're 26 once it dawns on you that you are in fact, a bum. 

 

Get a job you complete waste of clothes. 

[easytoslip 997]

46 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The concept of 'influencers' makes me physically sick. Basically you're a bum who appeals to bums and will probably top yourself before you're 26 once it dawns on you that you are in fact, a bum. 

 

Get a job you complete waste of clothes. 

A mates daughter gets into all that shit, she's very pretty and all that, and knows it, she calls herself a millennial which is another load of bollocks. 

Who the fuck do they think they are that they're in a position to influence anyone the fuckin', wankers

Maybe one for the World of a Woman but when the said daughter was working behind the bar someone was talking about the Romans invading Britain and she said, what did the normal people do when the Romans came? I should of said they got influenced. 

[Bjornebye 26,486]

1 minute ago, easytoslip said:

A mates daughter gets into all that shit, she's very pretty and all that, and knows it, she calls herself a millennial which is another load of bollocks. 

Who the fuck do they think they are that they're in a position to influence anyone the fuckin', wankers

Maybe one for the World of a Woman but when the said daughter was working behind the bar someone was talking about the Romans invading Britain and she said, what did the normal people do when the Romans came? I should of said they got influenced. 

Pics pr GTFO 

[Chris 574]

People who deliberately miss out words in sentences and abandon the concept of grammar in written sentences. Effectively, typing as their dumb asses would speak.

 

"That shit so thoughtful doh."

"He baby momma got no baby daddy lmao."

[easytoslip 997]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Pics pr GTFO 

I understand Pics but not the rest. 

I couldn't take a photo and post it, that would be being like those that fawn over her, which is quite embarrassing sometimes though she loves it. She's sound though. 

[cloggypop 11,152]

I don't get why people are so keen to be influenced myself. 

[Bjornebye 26,486]

If it wasn't for influencers we wouldn't get to see Amber Phillips 

[Section_31 20,388]

I only ever met one influencer, she'd actually been paid by the bar to go there and take pics of herself and put it on Instagram. Saw her about a year later and was genuinely delighted to hear she'd gone back to college.

[General Dryness 9,314]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

"I know right"

 

Bruce Spanner said it the other day and I'm still fuming 

It's worse when they abbreviate it to 'IKR'.

 

You'd go thermonuclear. 

[Bjornebye 26,486]

5 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

It's worse when they abbreviate it to 'IKR'.

 

You'd go thermonuclear. 

I wasn't aware of this. I feel like blowing a creche up now 

[Rico1304 7,034]

Folks. Anyone saying that word needs burning. 

[Gnasher 1,855]

19 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Otherwise apparently intelligent people choosing to define another person 100% purely by their political views.

 

Its tribal and its fucking puerile. Knock it off.

I smell a Tory.

[Bjornebye 26,486]

3 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Folks. Anyone saying that word needs burning. 

Even Porky Pig????

[Rico1304 7,034]

35 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Even Porky Pig????

Ha ha ok, cartoon characters are ok. 

[General Dryness 9,314]

5 hours ago, Gnasher said:

I smell a Tory.

I smell a mental.

[Jose Jones 2,653]

"Can't we just treat each other with respect and kindness?"

"Fuck off Tory!"

[Herp McDerp 2,587]

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[Colonel Kurtz 465]

14 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I only ever met one influencer, she'd actually been paid by the bar to go there and take pics of herself and put it on Instagram. Saw her about a year later and was genuinely delighted to hear she'd gone back to college.

I read an extract from Pepys diary every day. He writes of going to the House of Commons just to be seen in the company of people who he doesn’t like but he thinks are well regarded by the king. He was writing this in 1600s. Nothing has changed. 

[belarus 1,692]

Why does someone have to be evil if they vote a certain way? It’s bollocks. I’ve got mates who say “I’d never have a pint with a Tory” and that’s bollocks too, because I’ve seen him do it. 
 

Why can’t it be seen that voting a certain way means that the top line stuff resonates with a person’s way of thinking. Because that’s what 90% of us operate on - top line info and traditional beliefs from upbringing. 
 

Assuming all tories to be evil is over stating the proactive thought of the person voting - there won’t be that much detail most of the time. 
 

I bet there are as many criminals, rapists, murderers, baddies or whatever,  who are left leaning, as there are that are right. A political vote based on limited info isn’t a way to determine who someone is. 
 

I vote Labour, so does that automatically outline me as a better person than all tories? I can tell you definitively that is absolutely not the case. People elevating themselves over half the population because they lean or think a particular way is ridiculous.

[Preston Red 382]

Sassy. A word used to excuse the behaviour of an incredibly fucking rude little bastard (child).

[Trumo 14,345]

Personal pronouns. I didn't give a shit whether you were a he, she or it before, so why should I give a shit now?

[A Red 3,064]

21 hours ago, Chris said:

People who deliberately miss out words in sentences and abandon the concept of grammar in written sentences. Effectively, typing as their dumb asses would speak.

 

"That shit so thoughtful doh."

"He baby momma got no baby daddy lmao."

Thats the whole of yorkshire for a fucking start

[Dave D 1,519]

I found the term "Brexit" slightly weird and immature (insert inevitable joke about voters)  

 

Why the need for a catchy little abbreviated term that sounds like a fucking breakfast cereal?

 

They had previous though-   

 

Definition of 'Brexit'

Definition: It is an abbreviation for the term “British exit”, similar to “Grexit” that was used for many years to refer to the possibility of Greece leaving the Eurozone. Brexit refers to the possibility of Britain withdrawing from the European Union (EU). The country will hold a referendum on its EU membership on June 23.

[PrivateParts 18,772]

On 17/02/2021 at 18:00, Bruce Spanner said:

The term 'self care' has me really flustered at the minute, mainly as all I think of is women taking a long bath and having a dalliance with the shower head on full.

 

'I'm going to make time for some self care tonight, everybody should take some time for self care'

 

'You're going home for a wank and a rub down in Nivea, aren't you?'

 

*slap*

Best bit in Not Going Out was when Lee was off out somewhere and asked Lucy what she was planning; when she said "a bottle of wine and a chick flick" he just stared at her until she shouted "It's a type of film!"

[Section_31 20,388]

3 hours ago, Preston Red said:

Sassy. A word used to excuse the behaviour of an incredibly fucking rude little bastard (child).

Isn't sassy similar to raunchy? Geri Haliwell dressed as a nurse would be described as sassy.