Cheese on toast

[TheHowieLama]

Sealed edges???

 

Fuckin hell, does yer Ma cut the crusts off too!

 

Bread, butter, cheese - throw on griddle, flip it.

[Tony Moanero]

7 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Sealed edges???

 

Fuckin hell, does yer Ma cut the crusts off too!

 

Bread, butter, cheese - throw on griddle, flip it.

Ha ha. I couldn’t agree more. Breville sandwich toasters are for bastards.

[Numero Veinticinco]

11 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cheese toastie = sealed edges, done in one of those Breville things

 

Toasted cheese sandwich/butty = cooked under the grill

Yep. I prefer the former. 

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Yep. I prefer the former. 

Nah, not for me. The bread is too crispy and the cheese is like lava.

[Mook]

We usually do our toasties in the George Foreman, I don't really see why there has to be a competition:-

 

Cheese on toast - magic

Cheese toastie - lovely stuff

Toasted cheese sandwich - textbook

 

They're all good.

[El Rojo]

A BBC football analyst's view on cheese on toast:

 

'The cheese has come in and gotten onto the toast and he's been absolutely fantastic.'

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Red Leicester with sliced onion and HP brown sauce. 

 

Boss. 

 

And cheese on toast/cheese toastie dipped in soup used to disgust me. Until I tried it once myself in minestrone soup. It's amazing. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

5 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nah, not for me. The bread is too crispy and the cheese is like lava.

So, here’s my actual opinion. 

 

Normal sliced white bread means a cheese toastie will be better. Fill it up with stuff, it doesn’t spill out, you get crispy cheese. It’s bog standard stuff. 

 

If if you want nice stuff, fuck the toaster machine off, Alice two slices of fresh bread and make a decent one in a pan or even better make a croque monsieur. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

7 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

So, here’s my actual opinion. 

 

Normal sliced white bread means a cheese toastie will be better. Fill it up with stuff, it doesn’t spill out, you get crispy cheese. It’s bog standard stuff. 

 

If if you want nice stuff, fuck the toaster machine off, Alice two slices of fresh bread and make a decent one in a pan or even better make a croque monsieur. 

Who the fuck is Alice?

[Numero Veinticinco]

18 minutes ago, Arthur Friedenreich said:

Who the fuck is Alice?

Kimbo Alice. 

[The Guest]

Hold on there’s actual people out there buttering bread before they put the cheese on?  And these people, do they live past 40?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

22 minutes ago, The Guest said:

Hold on there’s actual people out there buttering bread before they put the cheese on?  And these people, do they live past 40?

Go and get a wash yer scruffy bastard, of course cheese on toast has butter, the secret is not eating it morning, noon and night.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

58 minutes ago, The Guest said:

Hold on there’s actual people out there buttering bread before they put the cheese on?  And these people, do they live past 40?

I have.

[Bjornebye]

Toast the toast, Grill the Cheese on it and eat the motherfucker. 

 

Ive been watching too much Power. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Arthur Friedenreich said:

Go and get a wash yer scruffy bastard, of course cheese on toast has butter, the secret is not eating it morning, noon and night.

Butter is boss.

[Sugar Ape]

2 hours ago, The Guest said:

Hold on there’s actual people out there buttering bread before they put the cheese on?  And these people, do they live past 40?

 

You sound like a fat bird in an office sipping their Diet Coke whilst they tackle their third cake of the day. 

 

I’ve got big slabs of Tiger bread and a gallon of extra mature cheese to go on top of it. A bit of butter ain’t making any difference apart from sexing up the taste.

[Remmie]

Put it this way: Cheese.

[Champ]

4 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

 

You sound like a fat bird in an office sipping their Diet Coke whilst they tackle their third cake of the day. 

 

I’ve got big slabs of Tiger bread and a gallon of extra mature cheese to go on top of it. A bit of butter ain’t making any difference apart from sexing up the taste.

 

6 hours ago, The Guest said:

Hold on there’s actual people out there buttering bread before they put the cheese on?  And these people, do they live past 40?

 

6 hours ago, Arthur Friedenreich said:

Go and get a wash yer scruffy bastard, of course cheese on toast has butter, the secret is not eating it morning, noon and night.

 

4 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

 

You sound like a fat bird in an office sipping their Diet Coke whilst they tackle their third cake of the day. 

 

I’ve got big slabs of Tiger bread and a gallon of extra mature cheese to go on top of it. A bit of butter ain’t making any difference apart from sexing up the taste.

Is this really common practice? Who knew?

 

And this? We once ordered a cheese toastie from a cafe and once it was done the woman spread butter on the outside of it. That’s not right, is it?

[Numero Veinticinco]

15 minutes ago, Champ said:

 

 

 

Is this really common practice? Who knew?

 

And this? We once ordered a cheese toastie from a cafe and once it was done the woman spread butter on the outside of it. That’s not right, is it?

You spread some butter on the outside of the bread before putting it in the sandwich toaster, but not after. I don’t butter the inside though. It’s just too much drippy grease. The cheese produces plenty when it is melted anyway. 

[Remmie]

18 minutes ago, Champ said:

 

 

 

Is this really common practice? Who knew?

 

And this? We once ordered a cheese toastie from a cafe and once it was done the woman spread butter on the outside of it. That’s not right, is it?

I'm guessing this happened in Scotland? The place that thinks you know what, let's deep fry a mars bar. Or a pizza. Or jam on the toothbrush, probably.

[Champ]

The Lake District 

[TheHowieLama]

Of course you butter the outside - and onto the griddle

[Redder Lurtz]

An acquaintance of mine claims to make cheese on toast in a toaster by laying the toaster on its side and catching it when it pops out. I don't know wether to believe him or not. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

14 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

An acquaintance of mine claims to make cheese on toast in a toaster by laying the toaster on its side and catching it when it pops out. I don't know wether to believe him or not. 

Hope he has a horizontal headstone. 

[Remmie]

You can get frozen toaster friendly pizzas which seem to actually "cook" without get cheese and sauce on the toaster. I'm still puzzled how this works but tested it successfully myself. 

 

Naturally they are overpriced and should be done under trade descriptions act for being called pizza, but a miracle of engineering nonetheless.