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Captain Turdseye

Xherdan Shaqiri

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Welcome. Hit the treadmill, you fat bastard.

 

*Scoffs wotsits*

 

*Slurps coke*

 

*Resumes wanking into a sock*

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Sorry, CT. Had to neg you on the off chance that this actually happens, in which case it will be all your fault.

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I would be willing to welcome Shaqiri to Liverpool just to see if there is any truth to the rumours of a special Swiss lean.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course, these rumours are completely made up by me but it's the only thing that gets me excited about this transfer.

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Sorry, CT. Had to neg you on the off chance that this actually happens, in which case it will be all your fault.

I’ll accept the neg but I’m obligated to point out that my previous ‘Welcome to Liverpool’ threads (Aubameyang & Griezmann) have ended unsuccessfully.

 

By starting this one I was merely hoping to continue the trend.

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