Happy Father's Day

[Paulie Dangerously]

Bitter sweet one for the Dangerously clan today as it's the first one since LadyDs dad died. She's been really struggling lately so we are going bowling with my family and going to spend the day together.

 

I'll be having a pint later for him, and the dad of a close mate of mine who passed a few years ago.

[Captain Turdseye]

Happy Father’s Day to all of you out there that have proven your jizz is effective.

 

My old Bluetooth car stereo doesn’t fit in my current car so my kids have bought me a boss little MP3 receiver thingamajig that plugs into the cigarette lighter socket and tunes into the radio so I can start playing podcasts and listening to Spotify again while I’m driving. It’s a great little present.

 

Didn’t even get to test it out before my sister-in-law smashed my car up this morning.

 

I’d be willing to bet a lot of money that my Bluetooth stereo will be compatible with whatever car we end up with as a replacement.

[ZonkoVille77]

It's my daughter's birthday party and we're having it in the house. I'm stressed off my nipples trying to get shit sorted. No fucking relaxation for me.

 

Happy Father's Day y'all.

[Bob]

My girl passed her stage one swimming this morning. Absolutely no better way to enjoy Father’s Day than being with her and seeing her so proud of herself.

[stringvest]

Happy Father’s Day all. My two are doing me an eggs benedict brunch, doesn’t get any better

[Champ]

Happy Father’s Day to all you amazing dads

[setreal]

What about the shit dads?

[Mook]

What about the shit dads?

Couldn't give a toss, I've got the house to myself for once.

[Elite]

Couldn't give a toss, I've got the house to myself for once.

I fucking hate 'Days'.

[Scott_M]

I was hoping to sit on my arse today, drinking beer, eating BBQ, playing Fortnite / FIFA and watching the World Cup.

 

Instead I’ve got to go to some 3 year olds birthday party, whose parents are right boring fuckers. Last time we went to a party there they offered no alcohol to anybody and as people started leaving, stating bringing out the beer and wine.

[Fowlers God]

I’m sat on the sofa eating wine gums and playing fifa. Last FD for me in the house so I’m not in the mood for doing anything fun!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Getting my arse handed to me by LadyD at bowling in Southport. Worst father's day ever

[Champ]

What about the shit dads?

The shit dads need to shape up

[AngryOfTuebrook]

What about the shit dads?

They can fuck off (if they haven't already).

[Scott_M]

I’m sat on the sofa eating wine gums and playing fifa. Last FD for me in the house so I’m not in the mood for doing anything fun!

To be fair, the 1st sentence sounds awesome Dan.

[Anny Road]

My old man phoned me at 7am. I saw his name and thought WTF. 1st call ever. Thought the wife must have sent him a present and he was saying thanks. Turned out his mum, my man, died this morning which was a bit shit. Didn’t feel like saying happy Father’s Day after that.

She was over 100 and away with the fairies and gone years ago in my head but still not the best Father’s Day.

[Bjornebye]

My old man phoned me at 7am. I saw his name and thought WTF. 1st call ever. Thought the wife must have sent him a present and he was saying thanks. Turned out his mum, my man, died this morning which was a bit shit. Didn’t feel like saying happy Father’s Day after that.

She was over 100 and away with the fairies and gone years ago in my head but still not the best Father’s Day.

Sorry to hear that mate but what an innings

[Anny Road]

Cheers pal. Yeah she was a good one. Didn’t know who she was at the end like but see it you touched her whisky you were in big trouble.

[Furmedge]

I was given a lie in until 8am instead of the usual 5am. Also managed some half decent swag;

 

Leather strap for my smart watch

Hey Duggee socks (one for the dad's of toddlers)

German imported lager

Frys Turkish Delight

Papa-saurus mug

Sunglasses

 

Did alright. Must be doing a decent job.

[Jairzinho]

I was hoping to sit on my arse today, drinking beer, eating BBQ, playing Fortnite / FIFA and watching the World Cup.

 

Instead I’ve got to go to some 3 year olds birthday party, whose parents are right boring fuckers. Last time we went to a party there they offered no alcohol to anybody and as people started leaving, stating bringing out the beer and wine.

If it's any consolation what you were hoping to do I am doing.

 

No kids, and the missus has fucked off with work for a couple of days.

 

Magnificent stuff.

[Rico1304]

Breakfast in bed, couple of nice tshirts and they are now out at a kids birthday party so I’m sloping off to the pub.

[Anny Road]

I was hoping to sit on my arse today, drinking beer, eating BBQ, playing Fortnite / FIFA and watching the World Cup.

Instead I’ve got to go to some 3 year olds birthday party, whose parents are right boring fuckers. Last time we went to a party there they offered no alcohol to anybody and as people started leaving, stating bringing out the beer and wine.

When my kids were 3 and had friends round for a party I found they preferred lemo and squash to beer and wine. They quite liked Bacardi Breezers and one weird kid had a few JD’s and coke but not much. Quite boring as you say.

[Aventus]

 

 

When my kids were 3 and had friends round for a party I found they preferred lemo and squash to beer and wine. They quite liked Bacardi Breezers and one weird kid had a few JD’s and coke but not much. Quite boring as you say.

Need to get them on a beak. Get them all to chip in on a 3 for 50, just keep an eye on the weird kid incase he tries to eat it.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Dad jokes.

 

https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/humour/dad-jokes-funny-hilarious-best-new/

[Remmie]

My first one and got a wonderful book with a personalised section