Christian Benteke

[JermainePennant]

He'll score 7 goals next season. Complete shite signing, but what else should we expect from the clowns who run the club. 32.5 million on Benteke, absolutely embarrassing.

I think he will beast it here and be a good player, after the first time he bullies a defender in a lfc shirt fans will get behind him.Injuries are my concern with him.

[Dr. J]

Well, at least we've filled in the mercenary cunt spot left by Sterling.

[setreal]

[Adebisi]

I only watch him play twice a season + MOTD highlights but I won't let that stop me commenting.

 

He's an alehouse lump. We'll be selling him to Stoke in 2 years for 12 million! I despair I really do. See you all next summer

[J-V]

 

James Pearce ‏@JamesPearceEcho  3m3 minutes ago

Benteke on his way to #LFC. £32.5m clause will be met today and player will then be able to hold talks with Reds http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-fc-brink-completing-christian-9669677 

 

 

Quelle surprise.  Rodgers and Co shown up by Villa and Bert Raccoon once again.

[JermainePennant]

A positive for next season is two players we can't seem to handle won't be facing us anymore, Benteke and N'Zonzi.That should help us get an extra few points on the board.

[J-V]

A positive for next season is two players we can't seem to handle won't be facing us anymore, Benteke and N'Zonzi.That should help us get an extra few points on the board.

 

Until another couple of no marks show us up and we buy them next Summer.  Rinse and repeat.

[aRdja]

Lallana - Milner

Markovic - Firmino

Balotelli - Benteke

Moreno - Clyne

 

Meet our new signings, same as last year's signings!

[zigackly]

We can all speculate until my cock falls off. Nobody knows how it will play out.

 

What's the point of participating in a discussion forum if you don't want people to speculate or state their opinions?

 

You're welcome to disagree until your cock falls off if you like.

[SasaS]

We got our price on Sterling, no surprises they would then expect to get theirs on Benteke. If we are going to do it, do it now, not in late August.

[aRdja]

Until another couple of no marks show us up and we buy them next Summer. Rinse and repeat.

Clasie will dominate our midfield, and we will buy him next summer for £28m.

[Baltar]

An absurd price. But we have proven to being the biggest mugs in the league. Why bother trying to scout for a bargain when an expensive flop will do. Add Benteke to the list alongside Carroll, Aquilani, Downing, Lovren, Balotelli, Lallana, Markovic, etc.

[El Rojo]

Hope he's a massive failure so I'm right on the internet.

[RobbieOR]

An absurd price. But we have proven to being the biggest mugs in the league. Why bother trying to scout for a bargain when an expensive flop will do. Add Benteke to the list alongside Carroll, Aquilani, Downing, Lovren, Balotelli, Lallana, Markovic, etc.

 

He hasn't played a game yet. So I think it would be quite absurd to place him with some of those names.

[Denny Crane]

In other news.

 

BC Newsbeat ‏@BBCNewsbeat 1h1 hour ago

A woman in Luton had Darth Vader leading her funeral procession http://bbc.in/1HwwDe2 

 

 

[johnsusername]

I'd like to think he'll fit into our style of play, but since we don't have one anymore I'll have to wait and see.

[Oh Buoy]

Lame. 

 

Whens the next signing? 

[Russ Atmosphere]

In other news.

 

BC Newsbeat ‏@BBCNewsbeat 1h1 hour ago

A woman in Luton had Darth Vader leading her funeral procession http://bbc.in/1HwwDe2 

 

The Sith Lord's my shepherd etc.

[s(k)aturation]

I think we should give him our customary warm TLW welcome...

 

 

Christian, meet Lions.

[Pureblood]

What's the point of participating in a discussion forum if you don't want people to speculate or state their opinions?

 

You're welcome to disagree until your cock falls off if you like.

You are right.

 

I'm not here to censor anything, Zig. Speculate away. I like reading your posts, it's good to see you back.

[JermainePennant]

I'd like to think he'll fit into our style of play, but since we don't have one anymore I'll have to wait and see.

From what I saw from Moreno last season it looked like crossing was one of his strengths and he wants to hit early crosses in when he gets forward.Clyne does the same and Milner and Henderson will be getting in to wide areas from cm and putting balls in, Benteke will have plenty of service.

[TheHowieLama]

GAH!! We were so close to getting gazzumped.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

32.5m for misses like that. ( insert in post after first miss )

 

32.5m ! thought he could head a ball ( insert in post after first wayward header )

 

32.5m ! isn't he supposed to be strong ( insert in post after Shawcross elbows him in the face off the ball )

 

Welcome home Christian. Let's just hope he gets plenty of crosses.

[el nino laff]

From what I saw from Moreno last season it looked like crossing was one of his strengths and he wants to hit early crosses in when he gets forward.Clyne does the same and Milner and Henderson will be getting in to wide areas from cm and putting balls in, Benteke will have plenty of service.

Pity not many of his crosses get higher than a foot in the air

[Jairzinho]

Absolutely delighted with the signing, he'll go on to prove himself as the best player in the world within two years, mark my words. 

 

A fucking abysmal waste of £32.5m. We'll be struggling to get £10m for him from West Brom in about two years.

 

 

Dave, can you change the amount of time for editing posts again please, mate.