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I want to rep every post here but for some reason I can no longer rep anyone. What the fuck's going on. I could rep people a few days ago without any problems.

The white object in my lap is an ileostomy bag. It's my piss bag and it goes everywhere I go, and since it's my constant companion I think I should name it. I thought of calling it " Tony" after our fuckhead Prime Minister or "Dave" after Cameron but I'm open to suggestions on this vitally important subject.

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That's is the one. And I've got it covered

OK. Chris it it is. Now, since I have a colostomy bag too i.e. a sack of shit, I think it deserves a name too. Suggestions are welcomed.

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I want to rep every post here but for some reason I can no longer rep anyone. What the fuck's going on. I could rep people a few days ago without any problems.

The white object in my lap is an ileostomy bag. It's my piss bag and it goes everywhere I go, and since it's my constant companion I think I should name it. I thought of calling it " Tony" after our fuckhead Prime Minister or "Dave" after Cameron but I'm open to suggestions on this vitally important subject.

Call it The Tooth.
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It's the most beautiful sunny Sydney day. I've just been woken up by my favourite pretty nurse, who has just given me my daily Clexane shot.It was completely painless because she's a very good nurse (like all of them.) Breakfast in bed has just been delivered. They make my porridge just the way I like it and even my toast was still warm so the butter melts into it, just the way I like it. I'll be having a couple of visitors later and some herbal medicine while I sit in the lovely garden. The physio- terrorists will be along to practice walking, but that's doing me good and I can feel daily improvement.

Fuck me, If I knew it was going to be this good I would have died long ago.

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OK. Chris it it is. Now, since I have a colostomy bag too i.e. a sack of shit, I think it deserves a name too. Suggestions are welcomed.

 

This twat fits the bill.

 

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Though best described by The Daily Mash as looking like an inside-out polar bear caught wanking, anyone labelling him a sack of shit could do so without fear of slander, I'm sure.

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It's the most beautiful sunny Sydney day. I've just been woken up by my favourite pretty nurse, who has just given me my daily Clexane shot.It was completely painless because she's a very good nurse (like all of them.) Breakfast in bed has just been delivered. They make my porridge just the way I like it and even my toast was still warm so the butter melts into it, just the way I like it. I'll be haaving a couple of visitors later and some herbal medicine while I sit in the lovely garden. The physio- terrorists will be along to practice walking, but that's doing me good and I can feel daily improvement.

Fuck me, If I knew it was going to be this good I would have died long ago.

Has to be sir Alex for the colostomy bag, although abbot is also a good call due to him being full of... I'll try and call over Sunday avvy with a couple of beers mate, one of the other forumites is gonna try and get along as well.

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Talk about reduce you to humble pile of nothing.

 

I'll be honest Steve, I dread such threads. Cancer fucking scares me, saw my Ma lost to it. Slowly. I shouldn't be scared after what I saw, but you know, it's hard, but the bravery lad, to see it at such a basic level, tells me sometimes you need to celebrate life, not be scared.

 

I'm still not sure if I should celebrate or be hesitant, but if you're good, I'm glad there's positiveness to had.

 

Good on you mate.

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Has to be sir Alex for the colostomy bag, although abbot is also a good call due to him being full of... I'll try and call over Sunday avvy with a couple of beers mate, one of the other forumites is gonna try and get along as well.

Would you want to be reminded of these 'odious cunts' (I love that expression but don't get much opportunity to use it in my real life) everywhere you went, though. I'm trying to think of a more endearing sack of shit if there can be such a thing

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Arthur,on behalf of this wonderful forum we are all part of thank you for doing what you are doing on our behalf

It's a sound community to be part of mate, I've been helped out by a few people on here previously wether that be the chimp's missus sorting making our stay at the casino in the Gold Coast to be upgraded, or banger offering us supplies on the vaping side, fuck I even learnt how to cook an omelette better via Simon, so it's good to be able to pay a little back. Plus steve's posts have always had us laughing so it beats the shit out of watching family feud or some such shite on the telly.

 

I'd be making him an honorary Leather Bottle ultra if I could find the stickers I got off JG last year.

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A third forumite turning up now as well, fucking hell TLW's going to be taking that place over soon.  Wish I had the cash, I'd fly over for a piss-up.

 

I know it sounds ridiculous given the circumstances but it sounds like you're having a top time, other than the whole cancer thing.  Goes to show though, You'll Never Walk Alone isn't just a song or some shite to add to the end of a facebook post, it's who we are and what we do.  You're a star Steve and come to that, so are you Arthur.

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It's a sound community to be part of mate, I've been helped out by a few people on here previously wether that be the chimp's missus sorting making our stay at the casino in the Gold Coast to be upgraded, or banger offering us supplies on the vaping side, fuck I even learnt how to cook an omelette better via Simon, so it's good to be able to pay a little back. Plus steve's posts have always had us laughing so it beats the shit out of watching family feud or some such shite on the telly.

 

I'd be making him an honorary Leather Bottle ultra if I could find the stickers I got off JG last year.

It's a sound community to be part of mate, I've been helped out by a few people on here previously wether that be the chimp's missus sorting making our stay at the casino in the Gold Coast to be upgraded, or banger offering us supplies on the vaping side, fuck I even learnt how to cook an omelette better via Simon, so it's good to be able to pay a little back. Plus steve's posts have always had us laughing so it beats the shit out of watching family feud or some such shite on the telly.

 

I'd be making him an honorary Leather Bottle ultra if I could find the stickers I got off JG last year.

Well you helped me out big time In may when iwent to brisbane for two weeks and you pointed me in the right direction,as did the chimp.sadly,the leather bottle pub has been knocked down and replaced with anew shopping complex.

 

 

I have only actually met Three members off here,and that was briefly in a pub in liverpool a few years ago,,carradonna,kidney(carradonnas dad)and woo,only by recognising the from photos on here,but altuhough we are all ultimately Strangers,there is a common bond due to a certain sport,and I think its fucking great when we all rally round in the face of adversity.

God bless you stevebaby.

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