Evil celebrities unmasked.

[Bjornebye]

Richard Madeley has maddie

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Joey Essex is really bright and is from Suffolk.

[Dr Nowt]

Richard Madeley has maddie

Maddie's in on it. Insurance job. Butter wouldn't melt little bugger.

[alles ist gut]

Ali Bongo most definitely is!

You reckon he faked his own death then? I mean, as a magician, entirely feasible...

[Mook]

True or false, Ronnie Wood?

[alles ist gut]

True or false, Ronnie Wood?

He most certainly wood.

[rubble-rouser]

Alan Carr indiscriminately throws peanuts at kids, some of whom might have allergies.

[alles ist gut]

Jimmy Carr amputates the hind legs of whippets, just so he can film them hobbling about on their remaining three limbs.

[Mook]

Alan Carr indiscriminately throws peanuts at kids, some of whom might have allergies.

 

Jimmy Carr ties people's shoelaces together when they're asleep.

 

Old people.

[Bjornebye]

Sarah Millican sticks her chlamydia ridden cock through old ladies letterboxes and pisses through them. Her and the cow from 15 to 1 do it every other night. Freaks

[Dr Nowt]

Terry Wogan keeps me locked in his dungeon and clubs me in the face with a severed elephant penis everytime I try to raise the alar

[rubble-rouser]

Keva Coombes has a special exhaust fitted to his motor-skateboard and it wakes up the kids and old ladies when he goes round Huyton Village on it. 

 

Michael Stipe's pet iguana doesn't get enough exercise.

 

Len Goodman fucks cattle.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Informative post in full. Most civil people would apologise if they've been found to be unwittingly racist. You went easy on him.

Unwittingly racist. How does that work then?

[rubble-rouser]

Kevin Bridges blow up bridges like they do in the last Harry Potter film.

 

Gareth Gates smuggles budgies.

 

Felicity Kendal and Howard Kendall have dark ceremonies in the woods by Pendle.

 

Bryan Cranston has never once stood up for an old lady on the 17D to Fazakerly or on the 19 to Gilmoss.

 

Russell Grant is a homophobe.

[alles ist gut]

Nick Knowles knows where the bodies are buried. Hardly surprising, since he did the burying.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

True. Ronnie did.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Ebola was created in a lab by James Martin. Richard Osman put him up to it.

[RoboRiise]

Unwittingly racist. How does that work then?

 

It's when you make a comment about someone which references ancient perjurative accusations against their ethnic group, depsite not actually being aware of their ethnic group or the ancient perjurative allegations at the time you made the comments and instead making it abundantly clear that your comments were a reference to the documented activities of a small subsection of an entirely different ethnic group.

 

Or something.

 

In other news, Richard E Grant?  Puppy squeezer.  100%.

[Section_31]

I've always wanted to say to a Jewish bird: "Come here, I'll be gentile".

[Spy Bee]

I hate to tell you this, but Neil Morrisey has on more than one occasion soaked his next door neighbours cat through with a hose pipe.

[Bjornebye]

In the air tonight was actually Phil Collins singing about the time he saw Ian Beale bumming Helen Daniels corpse 

[Dr Nowt]

Peter Andre is a real-life Buffalo Bill.

 

Admittedly, that pales into insignificance alongside Mysterious Girl, those fucking heinous magazines he appears in and impregnating the orange jizz bucket.

[SammyAftershave]

It's when you make a comment about someone which references ancient perjurative accusations against their ethnic group, depsite not actually being aware of their ethnic group or the ancient perjurative allegations at the time you made the comments and instead making it abundantly clear that your comments were a reference to the documented activities of a small subsection of an entirely different ethnic group.

 

 

All I did was say to my Wife that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.

[SammyAftershave]

Daily Mail journalist Melanie Phillips sends daily marriage proposals to Joseph Fritzel despite it being recognised as cruel and unusual punishment.

[Faustus]

Gary Lineker personally farts in every 50th bag of Walker's cheese and onion.