little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

The right beach is amazing especially with very little or no breeze and a blue sky. Fully agree about walking barefoot on a pebble beach though, cunts game. Southsea beach is absolutely gorgeous but it's a pebble bastard and I seem to be the only one ever on that beach who needs to be carried to the water. 

[Dave D]

After the delights of sunburn and a sandy sandwich you then face the perilous mental battle with the "are they there, are they not" weaver fish battallion  

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

25 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

How do people leisurely walk around on shingle and stone and pebble bare feet around a beach, never understood it, I find it virtually impossible, in fact going in the sea is way too much hassle, I'd just fuck beaches off all together if I could.

 

 

Don't get me started on Sand.

On holiday, stay by the pool. No sand in toes, food or drink.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The right beach is amazing especially with very little or no breeze and a blue sky. Fully agree about walking barefoot on a pebble beach though, cunts game. Southsea beach is absolutely gorgeous but it's a pebble bastard and I seem to be the only one ever on that beach who needs to be carried to the water. 

 

This is it, everyone else has no problem at all but I'm the cunt that takes 20 minutes to move 5 foot.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Just now, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

On holiday, stay by the pool. No sand in toes, food or drink.

 

Yep, that's my dream unfortunately tarts love the beach.

[Dave D]

5 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

On holiday, stay by the pool. No sand in toes, food or drink.

Yep.

 

Although I was coerced by wife and kids into hiring a big pedalo with a slide on it on a beach in Majorca a couple of years back.

 

Replace weaver British fish battallion with Spanish Jelly fish Armada.     

[manwiththestick]

I'm not a sunbather and prefer beaches when they're not rammed with inconsiderate cunts.

 

A long walk with a dog early morning or late in the day is perfect.

 

And barefoot on most terrain doesn't bother me, I must have offroad soles.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I like to take my dog to the beach in the autumn. A sunny day, when it's too chill for all the sunbathers to clutter the place up, is lovely. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Getting 3 toffees in a row in my pack of Revels. World is going to shit!

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Getting 3 toffees in a row in my pack of Revels. World is going to shit!

 

[Mudface]

5 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

On holiday, stay by the pool. No sand in toes, food or drink.

 

Yep. The only time I like a beach is first thing in the morning when you can walk along the shore line without the place being rammed with twats/ ridiculously hot with the sand burning the soles of your feet. A nice dip in cool fresh pool water is miles better than the lethal combination of sand and sun cream.

[Harry's Lad]

Bastards like this make my blood boil.

 

https://news.sky.com/story/suffolk-police-looking-for-man-who-kicked-dog-release-doorbell-camera-footage-of-moment-he-lashed-out-12830472

[VladimirIlyich]

22 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

How do people leisurely walk around on shingle and stone and pebble bare feet around a beach, never understood it, I find it virtually impossible, in fact going in the sea is way too much hassle, I'd just fuck beaches off all together if I could.

 

 

Don't get me started on Sand.

I think that going on a beach in the UK versus other parts of the world is different,and abroad is much better as it's usually a lot warmer and cleaner. Where I think the UK wins hands down is with those cold, clear skyed Winter days where the beach is almost deserted. They are cold and bracing but quintessentially British,and ace.

[easytoslip]

Years ago when we had to work on Formby beach it was great when it was blowing like fuck, as we were too, when the weather was wild.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

This shit with Ke Huy Quan, people saying "never stop believing"... "dream and achieve" all manner of mad shit it's not like he's some man who was rescued from a chain gang as a kid then went onto load of menial jobs through his life until his 50s when he was miraculously cast in a mega movie and won an Oscar, the little bollocks was in some of the biggest films ever made before he had pubes on his nuts, its zero surprise he's had another chance in a medium that fucking lives for this kind of shit.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Short round was one of the most annoying characters ever.

[manwiththestick]

36 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Short round was one of the most annoying characters ever.

He wasn't even the most annoying character in the film, Spielberg's wife was way worse.

[sir roger]

Short Round sounds like a character written for me.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 10/03/2023 at 16:34, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I like to take my dog to the beach in the autumn. A sunny day, when it's too chill for all the sunbathers to clutter the place up, is lovely. 

Dogs interacting with the iron men at Crosby belong in the "Brighten Your Day" thread.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

21 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Short round was one of the most annoying characters ever.

Utterly unwatchable film, that. The first and third films are masterpieces, but that's just dung.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Dogs interacting with the iron men at Crosby belong in the "Brighten Your Day" thread.

 

 

[Kepler-186]

37 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Great that mate, dog friendly boozer nearby as well, The Volunteer Canteen, or The Volley. 

[sir roger]

Sitting here for the second day running, waiting for Fed Ex to deliver an item they have had hold of since Tuesday.

 

The status has changed 3 times on the tracker just today. Now says ' by the end of day ' but you know what, I'm not convinced.

 

This is on top of them abandoning that nice Tom Hanks for 4 years on a desert island.

[Harry's Lad]

My Son in Law's motorbike got robbed out of their shed on Sunday night.

The gate has bolts and padlocks on it as does the shed door and the bike itself was chained and padlocked.

The bastards used boltcutters.

Apparently 20 bikes have been robbed here this week.

 

Tonight, he heard about kids on motorbikes at the skate park and sure enough his bike was one of them but because there was so many of them he couldn't do anything so he rang the bizzies.

 

They said they'd see if they could send someone out but couldn't guarantee they'd get there, next thing they all scampered on the bikes on footpaths.

 

He's fucking livid. He used to work the doors in Manchester so he's no mug but he knew he didn't stand a chance against so many plus if he'd have got one of them the chances are he'd be arrested.

 

Meanwhile, while this was going on, my daughter had taken the kids to get a KFC and right opposite is a McDonald's and a Domino's with a police car parked outside them both whilevthey had their food.

I appreciate they have to eat, but fucking hell, what exactly is the point of them with crimes like this?

 

The lad works 12 miles away from home and he relies on his bike to get there. 

 

It's a fucking joke.