little things that annoy the shit out of you

[stringvest]

What happened to the fresh-faced smiling youngster who pitched up at Reading just a few years ago?  He looks so angry now.

[stringvest]

rubblerouser won't be happy you've airbrushed him out of his own photo.

 

haha!  The meeker shall inherit the earther, as Mark E Smith might put it

[lifetime fan]

What happened to the fresh-faced smiling youngster who pitched up at Reading just a few years ago? He looks so angry now.

That was his lad.

 

Paedo.

[Champ]

What happened to the fresh-faced smiling youngster who pitched up at Reading just a few years ago? He looks so angry now.

And to think he's taken that pic and thought, 'yep, that's the one'

[Rico1304]

I'm going to IKEA now, pray for me.

[stringvest]

I'm going to IKEA now, pray for me.

 

oof! Steer clear of the SMEGMA toilet seats.

[Champ]

I'm going to IKEA now, pray for me.

On a Friday afternoon? Are you insane?

[Rico1304]

On a Friday afternoon? Are you insane?

Yes. Back now, wasn't too bad.

[Dr Nowt]

Yes. Back now, wasn't too bad.

Went on a Sunday recently.

 

Absolutely fucking awful.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Ikea on a weekend are you those types in a horror movie that go down into the basement by torchlight ''hello... is somebody there''

[Dr Nowt]

I was royally stitched up by the person I choose to be in a relationship with, so can only say yes.

[Carvalho Diablo]

You need an M65 jacket to complete the Dead Man's Shoes look.

 

I've got it sorted.

[Furmedge]

 

 

Secretly, Turdseye and Stig were lovers.

[Anubis]

Could the two of you try to look a little less insane for the public's sake. Thanks.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Turning the news on for the last week to be told about this snow storm that's heading up the US east coast. I wonder if they had live coverage of our flooding ?

[Kloppite]

Birds who have boob jobs then start coming out with one liners like 'I hate it when lads look at your tits not the face when they talk to you'!

[Anubis]

Turning the news on for the last week to be told about this snow storm that's heading up the US east coast. I wonder if they had live coverage of our flooding ?

As a colonist don't you want to know what's going on in the homeland?

[Rico1304]

People who stand chatting in the swimming pool, usually halfway up the middle lane. Although I swim slower than a basking shark it's fucking annoying.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Kettle chips. They made of tree bark shavings or some shit.

[Dr Nowt]

Cunts who pretend they don't notice their dog's having a shit on the beach.

 

Closely followed by cunts who leave rubbish all over the beach.

[Lee909]

Dont worry when the tide comes in all the fish shit and whale spunk will be drop off with it. Not to mention oil leaks,radioactive pollution from Japan and Nuke tests

[Bob]

McDonald's staff.

 

Last night i ended my date (being the classy bloke that I am) by stopping in a McDonald's for a coffee. It was an out of town type one, so sparsely populated.

 

Anyway, stood at the counter waiting to be served for about 10 minutes without even an acknowledgment from the staff. Eventually an obese bloke waddled towards me, and I thought at last I would be served.

 

No, the fat cunt made himself a coke and waddled back off into the background, without even a word.

 

This morning I drove to a different one for a breakfast and went through the drive through.

 

I ordered a couple of breakfasts and asked for 2 extra hash browns. I paid at the window then collected my food, as you do, noticed my extras weren't there, so politely explained.

 

I got told it want on the order so there's nothing he could do.

 

I said "in fairness, that's not my fault, I clearly ordered them" and the gormless twat just looked at me. I looked back. There was an impasse.

 

Eventually he scuttled off and a fat female manager arrived at the window. She said I'd not paid for them, so I'd have to go back round. I explained it was clearly their error, and her response was "no, you should've checked the screen before driving to pay".

 

How about some customer service you cunt?

 

 

Also, at 1:30am a fat cunt about 40 years old turned up in jogging pants etc, with a lad no older than 8, who called him grandad.

 

Why wasn't that kid in bed, you greedy shite.

[Herp McDerp]

Bring a bit too drun. When you feel like munting and have a dneakuvsuspiscion thatvyoirevgping to shit yourself, but you're sober bright to talk yourself to talk yourself out of going home. That's a teensy bit annoyingly.

[Herp McDerp]

Also the bit where hire just onebtoatwd ienough ton consider getting on touch withbuoirbex as everyone else is all loved up. Assholes.

[Furmedge]

 

 

 

Last night i ended my date (being the classy bloke that I am) by stopping in a McDonald's for a coffee.

...........

 

This morning I drove to a different one for a breakfast and went through the drive through.

 

I ordered a couple of breakfasts and asked for 2 extra hash browns.

You sly old dog!