Minor annoyances

[Sugar Ape]

People sucking their fingers after eating crisps. Horrible fucking bastards.

[Champ]

How long have you got?

[Sugar Ape]

How long have you got?

 

 

I'm here for a while yet.

 

* Heads the FF *

[Red_or_Dead]

Hasn't that spastic Radio 1 DJ Nick Grimshaw turned this idea into a panel show on BBC3?

[Jairzinho]

People who take ages to serve their food/get their drink/sit down/find their cutlery. Fucking gimps just generally mincing around like spastics. Doesn't matter if its at your house, their house, a restaurant.

 

I'm hungry, you twats.

[Champ]

I'll ration myself to a few off the top of my head

Bad parking

Sticky labels that dont pull off cleanly

People who only do half a job when it comes to washing up (they know who they are)

My local Sainsburys has stopped selling dates

Trying to get my sister to make a decision about....anything

[halewood pete]

Being wide awake at 0322hrs

[stevebaby]

Skateboarders. There's one in the back lane now doing that "clack clack" thing. I'm seriously thinking about something like a claymore so the next time he goes "clack" I'll go "clack" right back at him and send him to hell in a hailstorm of ball bearings.

"Clack clacking" cunts.

[PestiRed]

People who take ages to serve their food/get their drink/sit down/find their cutlery. Fucking gimps just generally mincing around like spastics. Doesn't matter if its at your house, their house, a restaurant.

 

I'm hungry, you twats.

 

People who stand in the kitchen saying "is it ready yet?" while you're cooking and then fuck off to do something else for 10 minutes when you put the food on the table

[PestiRed]

People who take that beautifully layered coffee mocha that you've just made for them, stick a spoon in it and stir it. Why use the expensive coffee machine, I should just make it in a cocktail shaker

[Rico1304]

Me

[PestiRed]

People who look at your shopping, grab the label and tell you that they could have bought it cheaper at the outlet store

[PestiRed]

People who tell you that you are watering the melons wrong (unfortunately not an euphemism)

 

 

 

My missus has been quite annoying this weekend

[Furmedge]

When someone looks at your lunch and says something like "that smells horrible" or "eeee, kidney beans?" Yeah well fuck you, it's a good job it's mine and not yours then isn't it?

[Guest davelfc]

Over ear headphones, I didn't really want to listen to your music.

People wearing headphones while eating something noisy like a bag of crisps in a quiet place.

Pavement blockers, people that for some reason choose the narrowest place to stop and have a conversation. Happens in shops.

CHIPS cyclists, cyclists that ride two abreast on a road thereby taking up the space of a car while travelling at the speed of a slow tractor.

Fashionably late people, you know when you're waiting someone says "oh, you know them, they're always late" Well if you all fucked off and went without them they might learn to be less inconsiderate.

Arseholes that won't wait for people to get off a bus or train before they have to get on.

People that try to push past me to get on a train or bus because I am waiting for people to get off. Believe me, that doesn't go we'll for them.

[Fowlers God]

Women.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Anyone under 25.

[Preston Red]

People who slam doors.

 

I would like to keep my doorframes in place and have the latch mechanism in perfect working order you fucking spastics!

[Sugar Ape]

In asda got 2 disposable barbecues, 8 bottles of Estrella, a 2 litre bottle of 7up, about 20 barms, 4 sausages, 4 veggie sausages; 4 burgers, 6 pack of Roysters, 4 cookies, packet of Hob Nobs and a fly away for the dog.

 

Woman on till: Do you need bags?

 

Me: Yes.

 

* gives me 2 carrier bags *

 

Seriously, what the fuck? How do you think I'm going to fit all that into 2 carrier bags? Happens all the time, you'd think the cost of the bags comes out of their wages.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Over ear headphones, I didn't really want to listen to your music.

People wearing headphones while eating something noisy like a bag of crisps in a quiet place.

Pavement blockers, people that for some reason choose the narrowest place to stop and have a conversation. Happens in shops.

CHIPS cyclists, cyclists that ride two abreast on a road thereby taking up the space of a car while travelling at the speed of a slow tractor.

Fashionably late people, you know when you're waiting someone says "oh, you know them, they're always late" Well if you all fucked off and went without them they might learn to be less inconsiderate.

Arseholes that won't wait for people to get off a bus or train before they have to get on.

People that try to push past me to get on a train or bus because I am waiting for people to get off. Believe me, that doesn't go we'll for them.

 

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[Champ]

The neighbours either side of us. Nothing major in the scheme of things but I wonder what we've done to have got two of the most annoying neighbours in our street.

I have had a very pleasant morning pottering in my garden minding my own business, I've come back in for some lunch and now I can hear the one to the right come out into her garden and when I go back out again she'll starting uffing and puffing trying to get my attention, which I studiously ignore, or she'll just start telling you something. And she goes on and on moaning about something or other. If it's not her husband its one of her kids. Woe is me, the things I have to put up with, blah, blah.

 

I was having such a nice time. Grr....

[Fugitive]

Famine

[Redder Lurtz]

Itchy sphincters.

[Garrincha]

Window cleaners, they only clean your windows for about 2 minutes and do the most half arsed job possible. They always turn up at the most inopportune moments as well, like when your sitting in your bedroom in your undies, suddenly you catch sight of a man peering through your window on a ladder. Also they act like the gestapo when you've missed payments, sliding notes under your door like 'you owe us 6 pound' fuck off.

[Remmie]

People putting dirty washing up in the sink instead of next to it.